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Morning Elfs

Slacker forgot his countdown...hopefully he didn't forget to hide the elf....

I didn't forget. Thanks for worrying about me.

I always do!

I worry about any parent that has to do that stupid elf. So glad no one ever mentioned it to my kids. Lol

Funny thing, my sister bought it for our kids before we knew anything about it...I need to give her a call

Important to set ground rules immediately. Some of my friend's kids write notes to the elves every night and the parents have to respond using a different hand-writing. We never answered back and told the kids that the elves don't know how to read/write in English.

Also if you forget to move him, tell them that the elf is giving them a 2nd chance and didn't want to go report back something bad I'm sure they did the day before.

This is healthy for their mental well being, right?

I don't think it's any worse that a fat man who watches them all year round, even when they're sleeping. I mean, geez!

Don't be so hard on yourself!

CNS

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning Elfs

Slacker forgot his countdown...hopefully he didn't forget to hide the elf....

I didn't forget. Thanks for worrying about me.

I always do!

I worry about any parent that has to do that stupid elf. So glad no one ever mentioned it to my kids. Lol

Funny thing, my sister bought it for our kids before we knew anything about it...I need to give her a call

Important to set ground rules immediately. Some of my friend's kids write notes to the elves every night and the parents have to respond using a different hand-writing. We never answered back and told the kids that the elves don't know how to read/write in English.

Also if you forget to move him, tell them that the elf is giving them a 2nd chance and didn't want to go report back something bad I'm sure they did the day before.

This is healthy for their mental well being, right?

They can't read or write, but are still able to report back?  Santa should be held accountable for elf illiteracy!

#elflivesmatter

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Morning Elfs

Slacker forgot his countdown...hopefully he didn't forget to hide the elf....

I didn't forget. Thanks for worrying about me.

I always do!

I worry about any parent that has to do that stupid elf. So glad no one ever mentioned it to my kids. Lol

Funny thing, my sister bought it for our kids before we knew anything about it...I need to give her a call

Important to set ground rules immediately. Some of my friend's kids write notes to the elves every night and the parents have to respond using a different hand-writing. We never answered back and told the kids that the elves don't know how to read/write in English.

Also if you forget to move him, tell them that the elf is giving them a 2nd chance and didn't want to go report back something bad I'm sure they did the day before.

This is healthy for their mental well being, right?

I don't think it's any worse that a fat man who watches them all year round, even when they're sleeping. I mean, geez!

In my kids' case, that's true too. I can even grow a white beard and look nice in red.

Isn't it amazing that you could grow hair on you face at will, but your head...not so much

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning Elfs

Slacker forgot his countdown...hopefully he didn't forget to hide the elf....

I didn't forget. Thanks for worrying about me.

I always do!

I worry about any parent that has to do that stupid elf. So glad no one ever mentioned it to my kids. Lol

Funny thing, my sister bought it for our kids before we knew anything about it...I need to give her a call

Important to set ground rules immediately. Some of my friend's kids write notes to the elves every night and the parents have to respond using a different hand-writing. We never answered back and told the kids that the elves don't know how to read/write in English.

Also if you forget to move him, tell them that the elf is giving them a 2nd chance and didn't want to go report back something bad I'm sure they did the day before.

This is healthy for their mental well being, right?

I don't think it's any worse that a fat man who watches them all year round, even when they're sleeping. I mean, geez!

Don't be so hard on yourself!

Zing!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning Elfs

Slacker forgot his countdown...hopefully he didn't forget to hide the elf....

I didn't forget. Thanks for worrying about me.

I always do!

I worry about any parent that has to do that stupid elf. So glad no one ever mentioned it to my kids. Lol

Funny thing, my sister bought it for our kids before we knew anything about it...I need to give her a call

Important to set ground rules immediately. Some of my friend's kids write notes to the elves every night and the parents have to respond using a different hand-writing. We never answered back and told the kids that the elves don't know how to read/write in English.

Also if you forget to move him, tell them that the elf is giving them a 2nd chance and didn't want to go report back something bad I'm sure they did the day before.

This is healthy for their mental well being, right?

They can't read or write, but are still able to report back?  Santa should be held accountable for elf illiteracy!

They don't read/write in ENGLISH. Besides, how do you think The Man would get all that cheap/free labor?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning Elfs

Slacker forgot his countdown...hopefully he didn't forget to hide the elf....

I didn't forget. Thanks for worrying about me.

I always do!

I worry about any parent that has to do that stupid elf. So glad no one ever mentioned it to my kids. Lol

Funny thing, my sister bought it for our kids before we knew anything about it...I need to give her a call

Sounds like your sister was trying to get revenge for something in your childhood.

Did you ever buy her kids drums for Christmas?

Can't even get her back, she never had kids. I charge a bunch of stuff on her beach club account each year to make up for it

It's not her fault then. They just think they're being good aunts and uncles. Same goes for my brother. It takes having kids to realize the misery they've instilled upon you. They know not what they're doing so we must forgive... And charge shit to their beach club account.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning Elfs

Slacker forgot his countdown...hopefully he didn't forget to hide the elf....

I didn't forget. Thanks for worrying about me.

I always do!

I worry about any parent that has to do that stupid elf. So glad no one ever mentioned it to my kids. Lol

Funny thing, my sister bought it for our kids before we knew anything about it...I need to give her a call

Important to set ground rules immediately. Some of my friend's kids write notes to the elves every night and the parents have to respond using a different hand-writing. We never answered back and told the kids that the elves don't know how to read/write in English.

Also if you forget to move him, tell them that the elf is giving them a 2nd chance and didn't want to go report back something bad I'm sure they did the day before.

This is healthy for their mental well being, right?

I don't think it's any worse that a fat man who watches them all year round, even when they're sleeping. I mean, geez!

In my kids' case, that's true too. I can even grow a white beard and look nice in red.

Isn't it amazing that you could grow hair on you face at will, but your head...not so much

It's a cruel world.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning elf lovers.

Welcome to ElfBanter.com, Mark.

[Threebean]

Morning Elfs

Slacker forgot his countdown...hopefully he didn't forget to hide the elf....

I didn't forget. Thanks for worrying about me.

I always do!

I worry about any parent that has to do that stupid elf. So glad no one ever mentioned it to my kids. Lol

Funny thing, my sister bought it for our kids before we knew anything about it...I need to give her a call

Important to set ground rules immediately. Some of my friend's kids write notes to the elves every night and the parents have to respond using a different hand-writing. We never answered back and told the kids that the elves don't know how to read/write in English.

Also if you forget to move him, tell them that the elf is giving them a 2nd chance and didn't want to go report back something bad I'm sure they did the day before.

This is healthy for their mental well being, right?

They can't read or write, but are still able to report back?  Santa should be held accountable for elf illiteracy!

They don't read/write in ENGLISH. Besides, how do you think The Man would get all that cheap/free labor?

Where's Che Guevara when you need him.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning Elfs

Slacker forgot his countdown...hopefully he didn't forget to hide the elf....

I didn't forget. Thanks for worrying about me.

I always do!

I worry about any parent that has to do that stupid elf. So glad no one ever mentioned it to my kids. Lol

Funny thing, my sister bought it for our kids before we knew anything about it...I need to give her a call

Important to set ground rules immediately. Some of my friend's kids write notes to the elves every night and the parents have to respond using a different hand-writing. We never answered back and told the kids that the elves don't know how to read/write in English.

Also if you forget to move him, tell them that the elf is giving them a 2nd chance and didn't want to go report back something bad I'm sure they did the day before.

This is healthy for their mental well being, right?

They can't read or write, but are still able to report back?  Santa should be held accountable for elf illiteracy!

They don't read/write in ENGLISH. Besides, how do you think The Man would get all that cheap/free labor?

Where's Che Guevara when you need him.

Santa's no dope. That's why he's up at the North Pole. Too cold for demonstrations and revolutions. Those don't go past the temperate zones.

[Threebean]

Morning Elfs

Slacker forgot his countdown...hopefully he didn't forget to hide the elf....

I didn't forget. Thanks for worrying about me.

I always do!

I worry about any parent that has to do that stupid elf. So glad no one ever mentioned it to my kids. Lol

Funny thing, my sister bought it for our kids before we knew anything about it...I need to give her a call

Important to set ground rules immediately. Some of my friend's kids write notes to the elves every night and the parents have to respond using a different hand-writing. We never answered back and told the kids that the elves don't know how to read/write in English.

Also if you forget to move him, tell them that the elf is giving them a 2nd chance and didn't want to go report back something bad I'm sure they did the day before.

This is healthy for their mental well being, right?

They can't read or write, but are still able to report back?  Santa should be held accountable for elf illiteracy!

They don't read/write in ENGLISH. Besides, how do you think The Man would get all that cheap/free labor?

Where's Che Guevara when you need him.

Santa's no dope. That's why he's up at the North Pole. Too cold for demonstrations and revolutions. Those don't go past the temperate zones.

Actually Cesar Chavez was probably a more appropriate reference, but you know how all those commies look alike.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning Elfs

Slacker forgot his countdown...hopefully he didn't forget to hide the elf....

I didn't forget. Thanks for worrying about me.

I always do!

I worry about any parent that has to do that stupid elf. So glad no one ever mentioned it to my kids. Lol

Funny thing, my sister bought it for our kids before we knew anything about it...I need to give her a call

Important to set ground rules immediately. Some of my friend's kids write notes to the elves every night and the parents have to respond using a different hand-writing. We never answered back and told the kids that the elves don't know how to read/write in English.

Also if you forget to move him, tell them that the elf is giving them a 2nd chance and didn't want to go report back something bad I'm sure they did the day before.

This is healthy for their mental well being, right?

They can't read or write, but are still able to report back?  Santa should be held accountable for elf illiteracy!

They don't read/write in ENGLISH. Besides, how do you think The Man would get all that cheap/free labor?

Where's Che Guevara when you need him.

Santa's no dope. That's why he's up at the North Pole. Too cold for demonstrations and revolutions. Those don't go past the temperate zones.

Actually Cesar Chavez was probably a more appropriate reference, but you know how all those commies look alike.

I do. Either way my explanation remains.

[Travellin Dave]

Morning Elfs

Slacker forgot his countdown...hopefully he didn't forget to hide the elf....

I didn't forget. Thanks for worrying about me.

I always do!

I worry about any parent that has to do that stupid elf. So glad no one ever mentioned it to my kids. Lol

Funny thing, my sister bought it for our kids before we knew anything about it...I need to give her a call

Important to set ground rules immediately. Some of my friend's kids write notes to the elves every night and the parents have to respond using a different hand-writing. We never answered back and told the kids that the elves don't know how to read/write in English.

Also if you forget to move him, tell them that the elf is giving them a 2nd chance and didn't want to go report back something bad I'm sure they did the day before.

This is healthy for their mental well being, right?

They can't read or write, but are still able to report back?  Santa should be held accountable for elf illiteracy!

They don't read/write in ENGLISH. Besides, how do you think The Man would get all that cheap/free labor?

So he's like The Donald then?

[Travellin Dave]

Morning Elfs

Slacker forgot his countdown...hopefully he didn't forget to hide the elf....

I didn't forget. Thanks for worrying about me.

I always do!

I worry about any parent that has to do that stupid elf. So glad no one ever mentioned it to my kids. Lol

Funny thing, my sister bought it for our kids before we knew anything about it...I need to give her a call

Important to set ground rules immediately. Some of my friend's kids write notes to the elves every night and the parents have to respond using a different hand-writing. We never answered back and told the kids that the elves don't know how to read/write in English.

Also if you forget to move him, tell them that the elf is giving them a 2nd chance and didn't want to go report back something bad I'm sure they did the day before.

This is healthy for their mental well being, right?

They can't read or write, but are still able to report back?  Santa should be held accountable for elf illiteracy!

They don't read/write in ENGLISH. Besides, how do you think The Man would get all that cheap/free labor?

Where's Che Guevara when you need him.

Santa's no dope. That's why he's up at the North Pole. Too cold for demonstrations and revolutions. Those don't go past the temperate zones.

Actually Cesar Chavez was probably a more appropriate reference, but you know how all those commies look alike.

Or Fidel.......oh, wait.....

[Threebean]

Morning Elfs

Slacker forgot his countdown...hopefully he didn't forget to hide the elf....

I didn't forget. Thanks for worrying about me.

I always do!

I worry about any parent that has to do that stupid elf. So glad no one ever mentioned it to my kids. Lol

Funny thing, my sister bought it for our kids before we knew anything about it...I need to give her a call

Important to set ground rules immediately. Some of my friend's kids write notes to the elves every night and the parents have to respond using a different hand-writing. We never answered back and told the kids that the elves don't know how to read/write in English.

Also if you forget to move him, tell them that the elf is giving them a 2nd chance and didn't want to go report back something bad I'm sure they did the day before.

This is healthy for their mental well being, right?

They can't read or write, but are still able to report back?  Santa should be held accountable for elf illiteracy!

They don't read/write in ENGLISH. Besides, how do you think The Man would get all that cheap/free labor?

So he's like The Donald then?

Donald is going to keep the elves out so 'muricans can make those toys.  Haven't you been paying attention?