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Re: 1/14/2016
« Reply #225 on: January 14, 2016, 03:37:54 PM »

Unless Dean won we are all Fuct but I think Dean said yesterday he hated the lottery and did not need anymore money.

3 winning tickets purchased in FL, TN and CA.

So get back to work
Lots of million dollar winners though, it's a shame I wasn't one of them.
I have not looked but maybe I am ::).  I do remember I had at least 1 ticket with the powerball on it.
i bought one ticket for me and my daughter wanted me to pick two up for her, I didn't get a single number on any of the three tickets, I think someone is trying to tell me just to save my money.
Been telling me that for years but to dumb to listen I guess, fun to dream and probably worth my $20 for the short relief from reality.
That hurts much worse than the guy yesterday who bought 600.00 worth of the damn things at once, I am sure there was many more out there like him.
My old college roommate that died a couple of years ago used to buy as many as $500 worth when it would get to big $.  He did not die a wealthy man.
we've got the pull tab machine on the wall down at the legion.  it takes in $4000 and pays out $3000.  I watch guys put $100 to $600 dollars in it chasing the $300 dollar winner.  there are $300 $250, $150 $215 dollar and $5 winners.  that means out of the 4000 tickets there are 3877 loser tickets.  I've seen guys win $200 on a $40 investment, and put all that back in and another $300 chasing the big winner.  I put my money in the jukebox, I always get 5 songs for a $2.00.  hello boys.
I was at a bar that had a pull tab machine.  All of a sudden, the bartender ran over to the machine, put a few dollars into and got a big winner.  Basically, they would watch the machine and all of the loosing tickets and could predict when it was going to pay off.  So most of all the winners was the bartender.
I dated a girl in high school that had one in her pants.
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Re: 1/14/2016
« Reply #226 on: January 14, 2016, 03:45:48 PM »

Unless Dean won we are all Fuct but I think Dean said yesterday he hated the lottery and did not need anymore money.

3 winning tickets purchased in FL, TN and CA.

So get back to work
Lots of million dollar winners though, it's a shame I wasn't one of them.
I have not looked but maybe I am ::).  I do remember I had at least 1 ticket with the powerball on it.
i bought one ticket for me and my daughter wanted me to pick two up for her, I didn't get a single number on any of the three tickets, I think someone is trying to tell me just to save my money.
Been telling me that for years but to dumb to listen I guess, fun to dream and probably worth my $20 for the short relief from reality.
That hurts much worse than the guy yesterday who bought 600.00 worth of the damn things at once, I am sure there was many more out there like him.
My old college roommate that died a couple of years ago used to buy as many as $500 worth when it would get to big $.  He did not die a wealthy man.
we've got the pull tab machine on the wall down at the legion.  it takes in $4000 and pays out $3000.  I watch guys put $100 to $600 dollars in it chasing the $300 dollar winner.  there are $300 $250, $150 $215 dollar and $5 winners.  that means out of the 4000 tickets there are 3877 loser tickets.  I've seen guys win $200 on a $40 investment, and put all that back in and another $300 chasing the big winner.  I put my money in the jukebox, I always get 5 songs for a $2.00.  hello boys.
I was at a bar that had a pull tab machine.  All of a sudden, the bartender ran over to the machine, put a few dollars into and got a big winner.  Basically, they would watch the machine and all of the loosing tickets and could predict when it was going to pay off.  So most of all the winners was the bartender.
I dated a girl in high school that had one in her pants.
Don't they call them transvestites?  (sorry, just couldn't pass it up)
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Re: 1/14/2016
« Reply #227 on: January 14, 2016, 03:50:02 PM »

Unless Dean won we are all Fuct but I think Dean said yesterday he hated the lottery and did not need anymore money.

3 winning tickets purchased in FL, TN and CA.

So get back to work
Lots of million dollar winners though, it's a shame I wasn't one of them.
I have not looked but maybe I am ::).  I do remember I had at least 1 ticket with the powerball on it.
i bought one ticket for me and my daughter wanted me to pick two up for her, I didn't get a single number on any of the three tickets, I think someone is trying to tell me just to save my money.
Been telling me that for years but to dumb to listen I guess, fun to dream and probably worth my $20 for the short relief from reality.
That hurts much worse than the guy yesterday who bought 600.00 worth of the damn things at once, I am sure there was many more out there like him.
My old college roommate that died a couple of years ago used to buy as many as $500 worth when it would get to big $.  He did not die a wealthy man.
we've got the pull tab machine on the wall down at the legion.  it takes in $4000 and pays out $3000.  I watch guys put $100 to $600 dollars in it chasing the $300 dollar winner.  there are $300 $250, $150 $215 dollar and $5 winners.  that means out of the 4000 tickets there are 3877 loser tickets.  I've seen guys win $200 on a $40 investment, and put all that back in and another $300 chasing the big winner.  I put my money in the jukebox, I always get 5 songs for a $2.00.  hello boys.
I was at a bar that had a pull tab machine.  All of a sudden, the bartender ran over to the machine, put a few dollars into and got a big winner.  Basically, they would watch the machine and all of the loosing tickets and could predict when it was going to pay off.  So most of all the winners was the bartender.
I dated a girl in high school that had one in her pants.
Don't they call them transvestites?  (sorry, just couldn't pass it up)
Well not exactly, at least in this case that would not be correct.  She was a She all the way.
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Re: 1/14/2016
« Reply #228 on: January 14, 2016, 03:53:39 PM »

It looks like it's time for me to start working on supper.  bbl (maybe).
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Re: 1/14/2016
« Reply #229 on: January 14, 2016, 03:54:07 PM »

Unless Dean won we are all Fuct but I think Dean said yesterday he hated the lottery and did not need anymore money.

3 winning tickets purchased in FL, TN and CA.

So get back to work
Lots of million dollar winners though, it's a shame I wasn't one of them.
I have not looked but maybe I am ::).  I do remember I had at least 1 ticket with the powerball on it.
i bought one ticket for me and my daughter wanted me to pick two up for her, I didn't get a single number on any of the three tickets, I think someone is trying to tell me just to save my money.
Been telling me that for years but to dumb to listen I guess, fun to dream and probably worth my $20 for the short relief from reality.
That hurts much worse than the guy yesterday who bought 600.00 worth of the damn things at once, I am sure there was many more out there like him.
My old college roommate that died a couple of years ago used to buy as many as $500 worth when it would get to big $.  He did not die a wealthy man.
we've got the pull tab machine on the wall down at the legion.  it takes in $4000 and pays out $3000.  I watch guys put $100 to $600 dollars in it chasing the $300 dollar winner.  there are $300 $250, $150 $215 dollar and $5 winners.  that means out of the 4000 tickets there are 3877 loser tickets.  I've seen guys win $200 on a $40 investment, and put all that back in and another $300 chasing the big winner.  I put my money in the jukebox, I always get 5 songs for a $2.00.  hello boys.
I was at a bar that had a pull tab machine.  All of a sudden, the bartender ran over to the machine, put a few dollars into and got a big winner.  Basically, they would watch the machine and all of the loosing tickets and could predict when it was going to pay off.  So most of all the winners was the bartender.
I dated a girl in high school that had one in her pants.
Don't they call them transvestites?  (sorry, just couldn't pass it up)
Well not exactly, at least in this case that would not be correct.  She was a She all the way.
So did you ever get one of the winning tickets?
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Re: 1/14/2016
« Reply #230 on: January 14, 2016, 03:54:56 PM »

Time to be heading home, relatively mild evening, cigar is waiting and CBid delivery is expected.  BBL
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Re: 1/14/2016
« Reply #231 on: January 14, 2016, 03:56:10 PM »

Time to be heading home, relatively mild evening, cigar is waiting and CBid delivery is expected.  BBL
Later Dave and Dad
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Re: 1/14/2016
« Reply #232 on: January 14, 2016, 03:56:43 PM »

Unless Dean won we are all Fuct but I think Dean said yesterday he hated the lottery and did not need anymore money.

3 winning tickets purchased in FL, TN and CA.

So get back to work
Lots of million dollar winners though, it's a shame I wasn't one of them.
I have not looked but maybe I am ::).  I do remember I had at least 1 ticket with the powerball on it.
i bought one ticket for me and my daughter wanted me to pick two up for her, I didn't get a single number on any of the three tickets, I think someone is trying to tell me just to save my money.
Been telling me that for years but to dumb to listen I guess, fun to dream and probably worth my $20 for the short relief from reality.
That hurts much worse than the guy yesterday who bought 600.00 worth of the damn things at once, I am sure there was many more out there like him.
My old college roommate that died a couple of years ago used to buy as many as $500 worth when it would get to big $.  He did not die a wealthy man.
we've got the pull tab machine on the wall down at the legion.  it takes in $4000 and pays out $3000.  I watch guys put $100 to $600 dollars in it chasing the $300 dollar winner.  there are $300 $250, $150 $215 dollar and $5 winners.  that means out of the 4000 tickets there are 3877 loser tickets.  I've seen guys win $200 on a $40 investment, and put all that back in and another $300 chasing the big winner.  I put my money in the jukebox, I always get 5 songs for a $2.00.  hello boys.
I was at a bar that had a pull tab machine.  All of a sudden, the bartender ran over to the machine, put a few dollars into and got a big winner.  Basically, they would watch the machine and all of the loosing tickets and could predict when it was going to pay off.  So most of all the winners was the bartender.
I dated a girl in high school that had one in her pants.
Don't they call them transvestites?  (sorry, just couldn't pass it up)
Well not exactly, at least in this case that would not be correct.  She was a She all the way.
So did you ever get one of the winning tickets?
Yep, just a matter of how many pulls it took to get a ticket.
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Re: 1/14/2016
« Reply #233 on: January 14, 2016, 03:58:32 PM »

Gonna take off a little early today... have a slow leak in one of tires. Probably picked up another nail. Yeah! Another patch. Probably the 3rd patch in a year, and these tires are practically new. Sheesh.

Ya'll have a good one.
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Re: 1/14/2016
« Reply #234 on: January 14, 2016, 04:01:17 PM »

Gonna take off a little early today... have a slow leak in one of tires. Probably picked up another nail. Yeah! Another patch. Probably the 3rd patch in a year, and these tires are practically new. Sheesh.

Ya'll have a good one.
Keep on patching, later BS
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Re: 1/14/2016
« Reply #235 on: January 14, 2016, 04:06:26 PM »

Think I will go home and smoke too.   BBL
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Re: 1/14/2016
« Reply #236 on: January 14, 2016, 04:33:30 PM »

Well, if anyone is left, have a great evening, Big ass V for the ride home.
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Re: 1/14/2016
« Reply #237 on: January 14, 2016, 04:44:11 PM »

Well, if anyone is left, have a great evening, Big ass V for the ride home.
Figurado?
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Re: 1/14/2016
« Reply #238 on: January 14, 2016, 04:46:23 PM »

Time to be heading home, relatively mild evening, cigar is waiting and CBid delivery is expected.  BBL
And BOOM, it's 48 today!
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Re: 1/14/2016
« Reply #239 on: January 14, 2016, 05:11:38 PM »

Hey CB, where ya been?
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