It's National Donut day! Some freebies to be had, although not too generous.
I missed the memo. I had a bear claw instead.
Was it from Panera?
No. I tried that place in an airport once. Won't make that mistake again.
Dang! Next you're gonna tell me Taco Bell is no good!?!
You obviously already know the answer to that. And McDonald's doesn't serve real food. Also, Starbuck's Coffee is tolerable only if you have no other proximate option.