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Re: 1/13/2015
« Reply #465 on: January 13, 2015, 06:19:18 PM »

Hey BD, WAKE UP.... Acids on deck.
Damn, "what the hell is an Acid Shorty....?"  Even I'm afraid to suggest such a thing as a shorty..!  Honey, hold your ears..!
It's not her ears she has to hold.
I am going to pass out I am laughing so hard.
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Re: 1/13/2015
« Reply #466 on: January 13, 2015, 06:21:16 PM »

What time does the little lady get in?   This could be interesting.
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Re: 1/13/2015
« Reply #467 on: January 13, 2015, 06:25:23 PM »

Hey BD, WAKE UP.... Acids on deck.
Damn, "what the hell is an Acid Shorty....?"  Even I'm afraid to suggest such a thing as a shorty..!  Honey, hold your ears..!
It's not her ears she has to hold.
Well even I know my wife, and it wouldn't be the other area that she would be holding something over...  :)
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Re: 1/13/2015
« Reply #468 on: January 13, 2015, 06:25:40 PM »

Well hell, I gotta hit the road just as BD is getting warmed up.  Ya'll have a great evening.  Adios, mofos.
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Re: 1/13/2015
« Reply #469 on: January 13, 2015, 06:25:52 PM »

You still with us Dad?
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Re: 1/13/2015
« Reply #470 on: January 13, 2015, 06:26:24 PM »

Well hell, I gotta hit the road just as BD is getting warmed up.  Ya'll have a great evening.  Adios, mofos.
You can't leave now this is too funny.
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Re: 1/13/2015
« Reply #471 on: January 13, 2015, 06:28:38 PM »

My face has frozen into a grin position....  Time to switch back to beer.
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Re: 1/13/2015
« Reply #472 on: January 13, 2015, 06:29:52 PM »

My face has frozen into a grin position....  Time to switch back to beer.
Now that might not be such a good idea.   Water might be better for you.
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Re: 1/13/2015
« Reply #473 on: January 13, 2015, 06:34:25 PM »

Unable to communicate responsible.... Attempting to retrieve chicken potpie from toaster oven and turn on television. With beer.
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Re: 1/13/2015
« Reply #474 on: January 13, 2015, 06:35:18 PM »

Unable to communicate responsible.... Attempting to retrieve chicken potpie from toaster oven and turn on television. With beer.
Well be careful and don't burn yourself.
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Re: 1/13/2015
« Reply #475 on: January 13, 2015, 06:37:50 PM »

Unable to communicate responsible.... Attempting to retrieve chicken potpie from toaster oven and turn on television. With beer.
Use the remote for TV, enjoy the beer separately.
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Re: 1/13/2015
« Reply #476 on: January 13, 2015, 06:38:07 PM »

Later Bean.
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Re: 1/13/2015
« Reply #477 on: January 13, 2015, 06:40:46 PM »

FYI - My drinking friend stopped by....  Got drunk....  I think I bought some Bare Knuckles from the Jam...? I may have shown some photos of my wife that I shouldn't have...  I can't seem to feel my face.. Why's this 103 proof whiskey taste like water...?  I hear some thing cooking in the kitchen.  Sorry, but I don't think I can talk now, I'm hungry....  If I wake up, I might be bake later...
Best to keep the little lady off the banter.
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Re: 1/13/2015
« Reply #478 on: January 13, 2015, 06:41:48 PM »

So what are you watching on TV with your pot pie BD?
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Re: 1/13/2015
« Reply #479 on: January 13, 2015, 06:42:23 PM »

Where am I..? I'm gone.
Remind me if I forgot anything.... bye.
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