Quote from: KC on June 10, 2014, 08:19:07 PMQuote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 07:37:45 PMEvening men!!! Just had a blast mowing the lawn...front and back!!! Pretty productive day with work...and yardwork!!! Big wigs in town tomorrow to introduce the new 3 year business plan...called " Our Desired State". Told I could plan on being in this fucking meeting all day. That is NOT my desired state!!!! I get it..sell more, spend less....meeting over!!!So glad I don't have to put up with that BS anymore. It gets so deep, you don't need boots and a shovel, you need a back hoe and a front loader. Worst part is, they actually expect you to belive that line of crap!! Evening Sooner! Yeah, because after all the key to increasing staff productivity and efficiency is just giving them a plan with a name.
Quote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 07:37:45 PMEvening men!!! Just had a blast mowing the lawn...front and back!!! Pretty productive day with work...and yardwork!!! Big wigs in town tomorrow to introduce the new 3 year business plan...called " Our Desired State". Told I could plan on being in this fucking meeting all day. That is NOT my desired state!!!! I get it..sell more, spend less....meeting over!!!So glad I don't have to put up with that BS anymore. It gets so deep, you don't need boots and a shovel, you need a back hoe and a front loader. Worst part is, they actually expect you to belive that line of crap!! Evening Sooner!
Evening men!!! Just had a blast mowing the lawn...front and back!!! Pretty productive day with work...and yardwork!!! Big wigs in town tomorrow to introduce the new 3 year business plan...called " Our Desired State". Told I could plan on being in this fucking meeting all day. That is NOT my desired state!!!! I get it..sell more, spend less....meeting over!!!
Quote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 08:12:28 PMQuote from: 3d on June 10, 2014, 08:09:36 PMQuote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 07:37:45 PMEvening men!!! Just had a blast mowing the lawn...front and back!!! Pretty productive day with work...and yardwork!!! Big wigs in town tomorrow to introduce the new 3 year business plan...called " Our Desired State". Told I could plan on being in this fucking meeting all day. That is NOT my desired state!!!! I get it..sell more, spend less....meeting over!!!sucks sometimes to middle management Jeff.Yes..it does, Deano!!! I make ZERO decisions but yet I have to sit there, look interested and pleased even though I don't agree with what we are doing. Drinking the Kool-Aid my friend!!!And then the plan to get to the desired state is based on some insane, impossible shit. "Laws of thermodynamics slowing you down? THAT'S THE PAST! Our 3 year plan is simple: we'll improve efficiency with perpetual motion devices."
Quote from: 3d on June 10, 2014, 08:09:36 PMQuote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 07:37:45 PMEvening men!!! Just had a blast mowing the lawn...front and back!!! Pretty productive day with work...and yardwork!!! Big wigs in town tomorrow to introduce the new 3 year business plan...called " Our Desired State". Told I could plan on being in this fucking meeting all day. That is NOT my desired state!!!! I get it..sell more, spend less....meeting over!!!sucks sometimes to middle management Jeff.Yes..it does, Deano!!! I make ZERO decisions but yet I have to sit there, look interested and pleased even though I don't agree with what we are doing. Drinking the Kool-Aid my friend!!!
Quote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 07:37:45 PMEvening men!!! Just had a blast mowing the lawn...front and back!!! Pretty productive day with work...and yardwork!!! Big wigs in town tomorrow to introduce the new 3 year business plan...called " Our Desired State". Told I could plan on being in this fucking meeting all day. That is NOT my desired state!!!! I get it..sell more, spend less....meeting over!!!sucks sometimes to middle management Jeff.
Quote from: KC on June 10, 2014, 08:21:44 PMQuote from: glassken on June 10, 2014, 08:04:31 PMQuote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 07:37:45 PMEvening men!!! Just had a blast mowing the lawn...front and back!!! Pretty productive day with work...and yardwork!!! Big wigs in town tomorrow to introduce the new 3 year business plan...called " Our Desired State". Told I could plan on being in this fucking meeting all day. That is NOT my desired state!!!! I get it..sell more, spend less....meeting over!!!I like the pies!Hershey's Creme Pie from Edward's Line is my favorite. I wait for BOGO at Publix then stock up. No wonder the gulf state region leads the nation in Edward's sales...we NEVER have a BOGO here.
Quote from: glassken on June 10, 2014, 08:04:31 PMQuote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 07:37:45 PMEvening men!!! Just had a blast mowing the lawn...front and back!!! Pretty productive day with work...and yardwork!!! Big wigs in town tomorrow to introduce the new 3 year business plan...called " Our Desired State". Told I could plan on being in this fucking meeting all day. That is NOT my desired state!!!! I get it..sell more, spend less....meeting over!!!I like the pies!Hershey's Creme Pie from Edward's Line is my favorite. I wait for BOGO at Publix then stock up.
Quote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 07:37:45 PMEvening men!!! Just had a blast mowing the lawn...front and back!!! Pretty productive day with work...and yardwork!!! Big wigs in town tomorrow to introduce the new 3 year business plan...called " Our Desired State". Told I could plan on being in this fucking meeting all day. That is NOT my desired state!!!! I get it..sell more, spend less....meeting over!!!I like the pies!
Yeah, because after all the key to increasing staff productivity and efficiency is just giving them a plan with a name.-----raz-----You have no idea how many times I proved to them that if they gave me $ for new equipment, they would get the investment back in 3 months, then see a 10 fold increase in efficiencies the next 9 months. The answer was always "NO". All American corporations see is this quarter's bottom line. They have no vision. The Japanese, however, see 10 years down the road.
Quote from: razgueado on June 10, 2014, 08:21:40 PMQuote from: KC on June 10, 2014, 08:19:07 PMQuote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 07:37:45 PMEvening men!!! Just had a blast mowing the lawn...front and back!!! Pretty productive day with work...and yardwork!!! Big wigs in town tomorrow to introduce the new 3 year business plan...called " Our Desired State". Told I could plan on being in this fucking meeting all day. That is NOT my desired state!!!! I get it..sell more, spend less....meeting over!!!So glad I don't have to put up with that BS anymore. It gets so deep, you don't need boots and a shovel, you need a back hoe and a front loader. Worst part is, they actually expect you to belive that line of crap!! Evening Sooner! Yeah, because after all the key to increasing staff productivity and efficiency is just giving them a plan with a name.Indeed..a fancy selling slogan sells itself!!! Evening Bret!!!
Quote from: 3d on June 10, 2014, 08:25:58 PMwarden's home. logging off.pussy!
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Quote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 08:40:54 PMQuote from: KC on June 10, 2014, 08:21:44 PMQuote from: glassken on June 10, 2014, 08:04:31 PMQuote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 07:37:45 PMEvening men!!! Just had a blast mowing the lawn...front and back!!! Pretty productive day with work...and yardwork!!! Big wigs in town tomorrow to introduce the new 3 year business plan...called " Our Desired State". Told I could plan on being in this fucking meeting all day. That is NOT my desired state!!!! I get it..sell more, spend less....meeting over!!!I like the pies!Hershey's Creme Pie from Edward's Line is my favorite. I wait for BOGO at Publix then stock up. No wonder the gulf state region leads the nation in Edward's sales...we NEVER have a BOGO here.Schwan's is popular here, and we are fat asses here. Perfect demographic. And we like pies.
Quote from: razgueado on June 10, 2014, 08:18:52 PMQuote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 08:14:44 PMCongrats Ken...looks like when we get to 300, we achieve Associate Status!!! I kid you not, I had to read that twice - the first time I thought it said Asshole status. That would be very fitting!
Quote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 08:14:44 PMCongrats Ken...looks like when we get to 300, we achieve Associate Status!!! I kid you not, I had to read that twice - the first time I thought it said Asshole status.
Congrats Ken...looks like when we get to 300, we achieve Associate Status!!!
Quote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 08:41:59 PMQuote from: razgueado on June 10, 2014, 08:21:40 PMQuote from: KC on June 10, 2014, 08:19:07 PMQuote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 07:37:45 PMEvening men!!! Just had a blast mowing the lawn...front and back!!! Pretty productive day with work...and yardwork!!! Big wigs in town tomorrow to introduce the new 3 year business plan...called " Our Desired State". Told I could plan on being in this fucking meeting all day. That is NOT my desired state!!!! I get it..sell more, spend less....meeting over!!!So glad I don't have to put up with that BS anymore. It gets so deep, you don't need boots and a shovel, you need a back hoe and a front loader. Worst part is, they actually expect you to belive that line of crap!! Evening Sooner! Yeah, because after all the key to increasing staff productivity and efficiency is just giving them a plan with a name.Indeed..a fancy selling slogan sells itself!!! Evening Bret!!!Boomer Sooner. How the hail are yuh?
Quote from: Wenglish on June 10, 2014, 08:31:30 PMQuote from: KC on June 10, 2014, 08:27:18 PMYeah, because after all the key to increasing staff productivity and efficiency is just giving them a plan with a name.-----raz-----You have no idea how many times I proved to them that if they gave me $ for new equipment, they would get the investment back in 3 months, then see a 10 fold increase in efficiencies the next 9 months. The answer was always "NO". All American corporations see is this quarter's bottom line. They have no vision. The Japanese, however, see 10 years down the road. Its even more impressive when you consider just how ingrained the Yakuza is into big business over there (and more and more so in recent years as opposed to ye olden days of finger slicing). Their gangsters have more foresight than our corporate executives. And so do ours.
Quote from: KC on June 10, 2014, 08:27:18 PMYeah, because after all the key to increasing staff productivity and efficiency is just giving them a plan with a name.-----raz-----You have no idea how many times I proved to them that if they gave me $ for new equipment, they would get the investment back in 3 months, then see a 10 fold increase in efficiencies the next 9 months. The answer was always "NO". All American corporations see is this quarter's bottom line. They have no vision. The Japanese, however, see 10 years down the road. Its even more impressive when you consider just how ingrained the Yakuza is into big business over there (and more and more so in recent years as opposed to ye olden days of finger slicing). Their gangsters have more foresight than our corporate executives.
Evening King!!! Yeah..not looking forward to tomorrow. Just need to put on my happy face for the sales reps. knowing the whole time the plan is complete crap!!! I've already seen the 15 min video out new CEO sent out last month that the VP's are out selling tomorrow.
Quote from: razgueado on June 10, 2014, 08:48:36 PMQuote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 08:41:59 PMQuote from: razgueado on June 10, 2014, 08:21:40 PMQuote from: KC on June 10, 2014, 08:19:07 PMQuote from: Sooner Jeff on June 10, 2014, 07:37:45 PMEvening men!!! Just had a blast mowing the lawn...front and back!!! Pretty productive day with work...and yardwork!!! Big wigs in town tomorrow to introduce the new 3 year business plan...called " Our Desired State". Told I could plan on being in this fucking meeting all day. That is NOT my desired state!!!! I get it..sell more, spend less....meeting over!!!So glad I don't have to put up with that BS anymore. It gets so deep, you don't need boots and a shovel, you need a back hoe and a front loader. Worst part is, they actually expect you to belive that line of crap!! Evening Sooner! Yeah, because after all the key to increasing staff productivity and efficiency is just giving them a plan with a name.Indeed..a fancy selling slogan sells itself!!! Evening Bret!!!Boomer Sooner. How the hail are yuh?Livin' the dream, Bret...how are you?
Quote from: glassken on June 10, 2014, 08:41:11 PMQuote from: Wenglish on June 10, 2014, 08:31:30 PMQuote from: KC on June 10, 2014, 08:27:18 PMYeah, because after all the key to increasing staff productivity and efficiency is just giving them a plan with a name.-----raz-----You have no idea how many times I proved to them that if they gave me $ for new equipment, they would get the investment back in 3 months, then see a 10 fold increase in efficiencies the next 9 months. The answer was always "NO". All American corporations see is this quarter's bottom line. They have no vision. The Japanese, however, see 10 years down the road. Its even more impressive when you consider just how ingrained the Yakuza is into big business over there (and more and more so in recent years as opposed to ye olden days of finger slicing). Their gangsters have more foresight than our corporate executives. And so do ours.I'm not sure it's foresight. Gangsters just don't have to play by the rules, so they can increase performance on demand. When people know you're quite prepared to kill them, they tend to be very cooperative. And if you're a gangster, you can take your profit whenever you want...short term, mid-term, long term. That's not foresight, that's just ruthlessness.