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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #45 on: January 13, 2017, 08:01:12 AM »



Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, what do you call the grassy area between the sidewalk and the curb?
The taint?
Need to talk to your waxxer then.
Lucky for me, I just got a groupon.
Why, is it that time of the month again?

I only get my period once a month. Groupons, I get every day. They're usually for Brazilian wax places or foot massages though.
Careful not to mix the 2 up.
That wouldn't be so bad.
Sounds like you need to find an Asian ass-wash parlor, I hear they're great

Some quality work in crotch shampooing as well
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #46 on: January 13, 2017, 08:03:08 AM »

Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, what do you call the grassy area between the sidewalk and the curb?
The taint?
Sounds like you have Don King in a figure-four leg-lock
No gray pubes here yet. You sorta asked. Hahaha.

"It's a cruel joke as you get older hair falls out where you want it, and grows where you don't." ~Said someone funny.
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #47 on: January 13, 2017, 08:11:43 AM »

Anyone else seeing "Sorry No Picture" on everything on the Mash? Strange.
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #48 on: January 13, 2017, 08:12:38 AM »

Anyone else seeing "Sorry No Picture" on everything on the Mash? Strange.
Yep, same here.  good morning all!
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #49 on: January 13, 2017, 08:13:31 AM »

Friday the 13th Today!

According to phobia specialist (and coiner of the term paraskevidekatriaphobia) Dr. Donald Dossey, it's the most widespread superstition in the United States today. Some people refuse to go to work on Friday the 13th; some won't dine in restaurants; many wouldn't think of setting a wedding on that date.
I refuse to go to work today!
Bah, unless you are a Knights Templar, your safe...
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #50 on: January 13, 2017, 08:14:59 AM »

Friday the 13th Today!

According to phobia specialist (and coiner of the term paraskevidekatriaphobia) Dr. Donald Dossey, it's the most widespread superstition in the United States today. Some people refuse to go to work on Friday the 13th; some won't dine in restaurants; many wouldn't think of setting a wedding on that date.
I refuse to go to work today!
+1 and on behalf of my personal safety add Monday also.
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #51 on: January 13, 2017, 08:15:51 AM »

Gonna be a slow Friday getting started.  Maybe we ought to talk about tree lawns again.   ::)

How 'bout Howard's Rock Lawn?  ;D
Reserved for one special lawn!
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #52 on: January 13, 2017, 08:16:07 AM »

Anyone else seeing "Sorry No Picture" on everything on the Mash? Strange.
Yep, same here.  good morning all!
That has happened several times over the past week or so early in the mornings.
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #53 on: January 13, 2017, 08:16:29 AM »

Friday the 13th Today!

According to phobia specialist (and coiner of the term paraskevidekatriaphobia) Dr. Donald Dossey, it's the most widespread superstition in the United States today. Some people refuse to go to work on Friday the 13th; some won't dine in restaurants; many wouldn't think of setting a wedding on that date.
I refuse to go to work today!
Bah, unless you are a Knights Templar, your safe...
LALTS
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #54 on: January 13, 2017, 08:17:01 AM »

Anyone else seeing "Sorry No Picture" on everything on the Mash? Strange.
Yep, same here.  good morning all!

Happy Friday!

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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #55 on: January 13, 2017, 08:17:08 AM »

Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, what do you call the grassy area between the sidewalk and the curb?
The taint?
Sounds like you have Don King in a figure-four leg-lock
No gray pubes here yet. You sorta asked. Hahaha.
NO, NO he didn't!   :o
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #56 on: January 13, 2017, 08:17:29 AM »

Good morning, fellas.
Morning Tony, what do you call the grassy area between the sidewalk and the curb?
The taint?
Sounds like you have Don King in a figure-four leg-lock
No gray pubes here yet. You sorta asked. Hahaha.
I didn't ask a thing
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #57 on: January 13, 2017, 08:18:01 AM »

Morning Steve and Sam.
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #58 on: January 13, 2017, 08:18:57 AM »

good morning. you guys have been busy for a Friday.
Oliva G torp and coffee.
59° and sunny heading towards 80.
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Re: 1/13/2017
« Reply #59 on: January 13, 2017, 08:21:21 AM »

good morning. you guys have been busy for a Friday.
Oliva G torp and coffee.
59° and sunny heading towards 80.
Morning Dean
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