I asked my grandson if he knew any songs. Yes pawpa, I know a church song. I asked, "you mean a song that everyone stands up and church and sings...?" Yes pawpa.. Well, I want to hear it, sing it to me... -- I have a little turtle, his name is Tiny Tim.... I put him in the bath tub to see if he could swim... He drank up all the water and ate a bar of soap..... And now he's in his bed with bubbles in his throat.... POP..!!! And everyone stands in your church and sings that..? Yes, pawpa..! My daughter-in-law was standing in the background listening to us, and shaking her head. That must be some church..!