My wife said, "4 12-packs of Dr. Pepper are on sale for $7.00 and she has a $4.00 off coupon." Damn, that's a good deal 4 12-packs for $3.00...! My wife calls my 2 sons, and some friends. "Hey, ya want some Dr. Pepper...?" I walk into my kitchen to find 28 12-packs of Dr. Pepper. I tell my wife I'm going to go buy some whiskey and she says, "don't use your debit card...!" Why..., WHY can't I use my debt card...
? Well, I told everyone that I would get them some Dr. Pepper and they would not have to pay me because it's so cheap... Well, I missed read the ad and it said, "$7.00 with $4.00 coupon, so they didn't cost $3.00 they cost $7.00." So why can't I use the debit card. Well, 7 4-packs x 7 = $49.00. You mean, you just gave $50 worth of soda away...!!!! Yes... Damn, well I guess I can at least have a Dr. Pepper...!!! OH..., you wanted Dr. Pepper too...
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