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Title: 4/1/2017
Post by: CigarBanter on April 01, 2017, 12:02:55 AM
Cigar deals or not, this will be the last day for cigarbanter.com discussions. Unfortunately,  I was unable to renew the domain name. It was fun while it lasted.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Bad Dad on April 01, 2017, 05:03:07 AM
I just found out from reliable sources that Michelle Obama really is an actual woman....  So that rumor is finally over...



- April Fools...!!!!   :)
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Bad Dad on April 01, 2017, 05:06:57 AM
The power of suggestion .....   I swear, every time I get onto this website, I can smell cigars..!  It some times happens when I look at the new cigar magazines too...  Go figure..?
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Bad Dad on April 01, 2017, 05:18:50 AM
My bird, "Petey," will never come out of his cage.  So I reversed his food and water dish, so they stuck outside of his cage rather then into the inside.  I opened the cage door, and attached a small perch onto the outside of his cage to help coax him out.  After about 4 hours he got hungry enough to start sticking his head out of the cage door.  My wife saw it, and immediately jumped up running towards the cage screaming, it's working, he's finally coming out of his cage...!  Well, it scared the damn bird back into his cage, and I'm afraid he'll stave before ever coming back out....  Rrrrrrrrr, wives...!!!!  But my guess is, "I'll be able to train that bird before I'll ever be able to train that wife...
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Bad Dad on April 01, 2017, 05:20:13 AM
Well, that glass of Alka-Seltzer seems to be doing it's trick.  Now it's back to bed... nite...!
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 07:12:28 AM
Dad gone wild!
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 07:13:25 AM
Morning Saturday Sleepers!
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 07:14:47 AM
Sister has the perfect Tony "Short List" Special!

Drew Estate Herrera Esteli Lonsdale(6.0"x44) Pack of 5/$24.99

BACKORDERED


Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 07:23:10 AM
No April Fools Here!!!!

MS State Women's Basketball Team knocked off UConn 66-64 in overtime ending their 111 game winning streak.

All SEC Women's Championship: Lady Cocks VS Lady Bulldogs.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 07:49:23 AM
The power of suggestion .....   I swear, every time I get onto this website, I can smell cigars..!  It some times happens when I look at the new cigar magazines too...  Go figure..?
What happens when you read a Playboy magazine?
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 07:50:49 AM
Sister has the perfect Tony "Short List" Special!

Drew Estate Herrera Esteli Lonsdale(6.0"x44) Pack of 5/$24.99

BACKORDERED
...and I was going to suggest that for you.  Morning ToesInTheSandDave.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 01, 2017, 07:55:02 AM
The power of suggestion .....   I swear, every time I get onto this website, I can smell cigars..!  It some times happens when I look at the new cigar magazines too...  Go figure..?
What happens when you read a Playboy magazine?
Hahaha. I think BD is having a stroke.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 07:55:16 AM
Today is Saturday, April 1, the 91st day of 2017. There are 274 days left in the year. This is April Fool's Day.

Today's Highlight in History:

On April 1, 1917, Scott Joplin, "The King of Ragtime Writers," died at a New York City hospital. Joplin, the composer of "Maple Leaf Rag," ''The Entertainer," ''The Easy Winners," ''Heliotrope Bouquet" and "Solace," among other ragtime pieces, was believed to have been 49 years old at the time of his death.

On this date:

In 1789, the U.S. House of Representatives held its first full meeting in New York; Frederick Muhlenberg of Pennsylvania was elected the first House speaker.

In 1924, Adolf Hitler was sentenced to five years in prison for his role in the Beer Hall Putsch in Munich. (Hitler was released in Dec. 1924; during his time behind bars, he wrote his autobiographical screed, "Mein Kampf.")

In 1933, Nazi Germany staged a daylong national boycott of Jewish-owned businesses.

In 1945, American forces launched the amphibious invasion of Okinawa during World War II. (U.S. forces succeeded in capturing the Japanese island on June 22.)

In 1947, Greece's King George II died.

In 1954, the United States Air Force Academy was established by President Dwight D. Eisenhower.

In 1962, the Katherine Anne Porter novel "Ship of Fools," an allegory about the rise of Nazism in Germany, was published by Little, Brown & Co.

In 1972, the first Major League Baseball players' strike began; it lasted 12 days.

In 1977, the U.S. Senate followed the example of the House of Representatives by adopting, 86-9, a stringent code of ethics requiring full financial disclosure and limits on outside income.

In 1984, recording star Marvin Gaye was shot to death by his father, Marvin Gay (cq), Sr. in Los Angeles, the day before his 45th birthday. (The elder Gay pleaded guilty to voluntary manslaughter, and received probation.)

In 1987, in his first speech on the AIDS epidemic, President Ronald Reagan told the Philadelphia College of Physicians, "We've declared AIDS public health enemy no. 1."

In 1992, the National Hockey League Players' Association went on its first-ever strike, which lasted 10 days.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on April 01, 2017, 07:55:41 AM
Happy April Fool's Day.
there's no fool like an April fool.
OOO and coffee going here this morning.
heading a meeting to get an Events Committee at 1:30 for our local Intergroup. no Committee, no Spring Picnic, Founder's Day Breakfast, or Long Timers Speaker meeting, Gratitude Dinner, or Picnic In The Park. the recent chairperson resigned, she tried doing it all alone for almost 2 years and it was always a clusterfuck.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 07:56:15 AM
Ten years ago: Iran's state television aired new video showing two of the 15 captured British sailors and marines pointing to a spot on a map of the Persian Gulf where they were seized and saying it was in Iranian territorial waters; Britain's Foreign Office immediately denounced the video. At age 18 years and 10 months, Morgan Pressel became the youngest major champion in LPGA Tour history, closing with a 3-under 69 at the Kraft Nabisco Championship. (Pressel's age record has since been broken by Lydia Ko.)

Five years ago: A coalition of more than 70 partners, including the United States, pledged to send millions of dollars and communications equipment to Syria's opposition groups. Myanmar's democracy icon, Aung San Suu Kyi (ahng sahn soo chee), was elected to her country's parliament. Former Mexican President Miguel de la Madrid died at age 77. Taylor Swift was named entertainer of the year for the second year in a row at the Academy of Country Music Awards.

One year ago: World leaders ended a nuclear security summit in Washington by declaring progress in safeguarding nuclear materials sought by terrorists and wayward nations, even as President Barack Obama acknowledged the task was far from finished. Chicago teachers staged a one-day strike in the nation's third-largest district. Spain's Javier Fernandez defended his figure skating world title at the championship in Boston; Yuzuru Hanyu of Japan placed second while Jin Boyang of China came in third.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 01, 2017, 07:56:41 AM
Good morning, jokers.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 07:57:52 AM
Today's Birthdays: Actress Jane Powell is 88. Actor Don Hastings is 83. Baseball Hall of Famer Phil Niekro is 78. Actress Ali MacGraw is 78. Rhythm-and-blues singer Rudolph Isley is 78. Baseball All-Star Rusty Staub is 73. Reggae singer Jimmy Cliff is 69. Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito is 67. Rock musician Billy Currie (Ultravox) is 67. Actress Annette O'Toole is 65. Movie director Barry Sonnenfeld is 64. Singer Susan Boyle is 56. Actor Jose Zuniga is 55. Country singer Woody Lee is 49. Actress Jessica Collins is 46. Rapper-actor Method Man is 46. Movie directors Albert and Allen Hughes are 45. Political commentator Rachel Maddow is 44. Tennis player Magdalena Maleeva is 42. Actor David Oyelowo (oh-YEHLOH'-oh) is 41. Actor JJ Field is 39. Singer Bijou Phillips is 37. Actor Sam Huntington is 35. Comedian-actor Taran Killam is 35. Actor Matt Lanter is 34. Actor Josh Zuckerman is 32. Country singer Hillary Scott (Lady Antebellum) is 31. Actor Asa Butterfield is 20.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 07:58:26 AM
Thought for Today: "Ninety-eight percent of all statistics are made up." - Author unknown.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 07:59:38 AM
Today's Birthdays: Actress Jane Powell is 88. Actor Don Hastings is 83. Baseball Hall of Famer Phil Niekro is 78. Actress Ali MacGraw is 78. Rhythm-and-blues singer Rudolph Isley is 78. Baseball All-Star Rusty Staub is 73. Reggae singer Jimmy Cliff is 69. Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito is 67. Rock musician Billy Currie (Ultravox) is 67. Actress Annette O'Toole is 65. Movie director Barry Sonnenfeld is 64. Singer Susan Boyle is 56. Actor Jose Zuniga is 55. Country singer Woody Lee is 49. Actress Jessica Collins is 46. Rapper-actor Method Man is 46. Movie directors Albert and Allen Hughes are 45. Political commentator Rachel Maddow is 44. Tennis player Magdalena Maleeva is 42. Actor David Oyelowo (oh-YEHLOH'-oh) is 41. Actor JJ Field is 39. Singer Bijou Phillips is 37. Actor Sam Huntington is 35. Comedian-actor Taran Killam is 35. Actor Matt Lanter is 34. Actor Josh Zuckerman is 32. Country singer Hillary Scott (Lady Antebellum) is 31. Actor Asa Butterfield is 20.
I'm sure CarolinaDave got his birthday card out to Rachel Maddow earlier.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 08:02:05 AM
The power of suggestion .....   I swear, every time I get onto this website, I can smell cigars..!  It some times happens when I look at the new cigar magazines too...  Go figure..?
What happens when you read a Playboy magazine?
Hahaha. I think BD is having a stroke.
No pun intended?    :P
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 08:02:30 AM
Happy April Fool's Day.
there's no fool like an April fool.
OOO and coffee going here this morning.
heading a meeting to get an Events Committee at 1:30 for our local Intergroup. no Committee, no Spring Picnic, Founder's Day Breakfast, or Long Timers Speaker meeting, Gratitude Dinner, or Picnic In The Park. the recent chairperson resigned, she tried doing it all alone for almost 2 years and it was always a clusterfuck.
OK ???
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 08:03:03 AM
Morning Dean, Travellin Dave and Mayor
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 08:06:51 AM
Today's Birthdays: Actress Jane Powell is 88. Actor Don Hastings is 83. Baseball Hall of Famer Phil Niekro is 78. Actress Ali MacGraw is 78. Rhythm-and-blues singer Rudolph Isley is 78. Baseball All-Star Rusty Staub is 73. Reggae singer Jimmy Cliff is 69. Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito is 67. Rock musician Billy Currie (Ultravox) is 67. Actress Annette O'Toole is 65. Movie director Barry Sonnenfeld is 64. Singer Susan Boyle is 56. Actor Jose Zuniga is 55. Country singer Woody Lee is 49. Actress Jessica Collins is 46. Rapper-actor Method Man is 46. Movie directors Albert and Allen Hughes are 45. Political commentator Rachel Maddow is 44. Tennis player Magdalena Maleeva is 42. Actor David Oyelowo (oh-YEHLOH'-oh) is 41. Actor JJ Field is 39. Singer Bijou Phillips is 37. Actor Sam Huntington is 35. Comedian-actor Taran Killam is 35. Actor Matt Lanter is 34. Actor Josh Zuckerman is 32. Country singer Hillary Scott (Lady Antebellum) is 31. Actor Asa Butterfield is 20.
I'm sure CarolinaDave got his birthday card out to Rachel Maddow earlier.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 08:08:43 AM
Sister has the perfect Tony "Short List" Special!

Drew Estate Herrera Esteli Lonsdale(6.0"x44) Pack of 5/$24.99

BACKORDERED
...and I was going to suggest that for you.  Morning ToesInTheSandDave.
I bought a box of them sometime back and I can only say I hope they get better with age.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 01, 2017, 08:11:15 AM
Thought for Today: "Ninety-eight percent of all statistics are made up." - Author unknown.
Half the time, they're 100% accurate.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 01, 2017, 08:12:38 AM
Well, it's off to lacrosse practice. See yuz.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on April 01, 2017, 08:15:37 AM
Today's Birthdays: Actress Jane Powell is 88. Actor Don Hastings is 83. Baseball Hall of Famer Phil Niekro is 78. Actress Ali MacGraw is 78. Rhythm-and-blues singer Rudolph Isley is 78. Baseball All-Star Rusty Staub is 73. Reggae singer Jimmy Cliff is 69. Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito is 67. Rock musician Billy Currie (Ultravox) is 67. Actress Annette O'Toole is 65. Movie director Barry Sonnenfeld is 64. Singer Susan Boyle is 56. Actor Jose Zuniga is 55. Country singer Woody Lee is 49. Actress Jessica Collins is 46. Rapper-actor Method Man is 46. Movie directors Albert and Allen Hughes are 45. Political commentator Rachel Maddow is 44. Tennis player Magdalena Maleeva is 42. Actor David Oyelowo (oh-YEHLOH'-oh) is 41. Actor JJ Field is 39. Singer Bijou Phillips is 37. Actor Sam Huntington is 35. Comedian-actor Taran Killam is 35. Actor Matt Lanter is 34. Actor Josh Zuckerman is 32. Country singer Hillary Scott (Lady Antebellum) is 31. Actor Asa Butterfield is 20.
I'm sure CarolinaDave got his birthday card out to Rachel Maddow earlier.

I'm not a commie!!!
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 08:17:10 AM
Well, it's off to lacrosse practice. See yuz.
Tony playing Lacrosse, that must be a hoot to see.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 08:19:14 AM
Thought for Today: "Ninety-eight percent of all statistics are made up." - Author unknown.
Half the time, they're 100 50% accurate.
Fixed it
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on April 01, 2017, 08:23:11 AM
Happy April Fool's Day.
there's no fool like an April fool.
OOO and coffee going here this morning.
heading a meeting to get an Events Committee at 1:30 for our local Intergroup. no Committee, no Spring Picnic, Founder's Day Breakfast, or Long Timers Speaker meeting, Gratitude Dinner, or Picnic In The Park. the recent chairperson resigned, she tried doing it all alone for almost 2 years and it was always a clusterfuck.
OK ???

guess it's too much irrelevent information.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 08:24:15 AM
Sister has the perfect Tony "Short List" Special!

Drew Estate Herrera Esteli Lonsdale(6.0"x44) Pack of 5/$24.99

BACKORDERED
...and I was going to suggest that for you.  Morning ToesInTheSandDave.
I bought a box of them sometime back and I can only say I hope they get better with age.
I was never a big fan.  Not bad, just didn't stand out, particularly for the price.  I will say sampling some that I've had for a while recently, I have a much more favorable opinion.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 08:25:12 AM
Happy April Fool's Day.
there's no fool like an April fool.
OOO and coffee going here this morning.
heading a meeting to get an Events Committee at 1:30 for our local Intergroup. no Committee, no Spring Picnic, Founder's Day Breakfast, or Long Timers Speaker meeting, Gratitude Dinner, or Picnic In The Park. the recent chairperson resigned, she tried doing it all alone for almost 2 years and it was always a clusterfuck.
OK ???

guess it's too much irrelevent information.
Never a problem here.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 08:35:45 AM
No April Fools Here!!!!

MS State Women's Basketball Team knocked off UConn 66-64 in overtime ending their 111 game winning streak.

All SEC Women's Championship: Lady Cocks VS Lady Bulldogs.
Don't see the Bulldogs matching up well in this one.  Must be so proud to call yourself a Lady Cock.   :o

Speaking of Cockfighting, it's legal in PR, there's even an arena not far from the hotel I stay at in San Juan.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 09:00:55 AM
Sister has the perfect Tony "Short List" Special!

Drew Estate Herrera Esteli Lonsdale(6.0"x44) Pack of 5/$24.99

BACKORDERED
...and I was going to suggest that for you.  Morning ToesInTheSandDave.
I bought a box of them sometime back and I can only say I hope they get better with age.
I was never a big fan.  Not bad, just didn't stand out, particularly for the price.  I will say sampling some that I've had for a while recently, I have a much more favorable opinion.
Your Step 1 is About the way I evaluated them but have not done the retry yet so now I have hope for them.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 09:02:23 AM
No April Fools Here!!!!

MS State Women's Basketball Team knocked off UConn 66-64 in overtime ending their 111 game winning streak.

All SEC Women's Championship: Lady Cocks VS Lady Bulldogs.
Don't see the Bulldogs matching up well in this one.  Must be so proud to call yourself a Lady Cock.   :o

Speaking of Cockfighting, it's legal in PR, there's even an arena not far from the hotel I stay at in San Juan.
Well we could go with Cock Ladies I guess ;D.  But, they are the real deal good.

Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on April 01, 2017, 09:17:29 AM
My bird, "Petey," will never come out of his cage.  So I reversed his food and water dish, so they stuck outside of his cage rather then into the inside.  I opened the cage door, and attached a small perch onto the outside of his cage to help coax him out.  After about 4 hours he got hungry enough to start sticking his head out of the cage door.  My wife saw it, and immediately jumped up running towards the cage screaming, it's working, he's finally coming out of his cage...!  Well, it scared the damn bird back into his cage, and I'm afraid he'll stave before ever coming back out....  Rrrrrrrrr, wives...!!!!  But my guess is, "I'll be able to train that bird before I'll ever be able to train that wife...
LMAO.  And ain't that the truth.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on April 01, 2017, 09:24:17 AM
Happy April Fool's Day.
there's no fool like an April fool.
OOO and coffee going here this morning.
heading a meeting to get an Events Committee at 1:30 for our local Intergroup. no Committee, no Spring Picnic, Founder's Day Breakfast, or Long Timers Speaker meeting, Gratitude Dinner, or Picnic In The Park. the recent chairperson resigned, she tried doing it all alone for almost 2 years and it was always a clusterfuck.
OK ???

guess it's too much irrelevent information.
Too much irreverent information too.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on April 01, 2017, 09:46:46 AM
My bird, "Petey," will never come out of his cage.  So I reversed his food and water dish, so they stuck outside of his cage rather then into the inside.  I opened the cage door, and attached a small perch onto the outside of his cage to help coax him out.  After about 4 hours he got hungry enough to start sticking his head out of the cage door.  My wife saw it, and immediately jumped up running towards the cage screaming, it's working, he's finally coming out of his cage...!  Well, it scared the damn bird back into his cage, and I'm afraid he'll stave before ever coming back out....  Rrrrrrrrr, wives...!!!!  But my guess is, "I'll be able to train that bird before I'll ever be able to train that wife...

Dad, you'll never be able to 'train the wife'. most women spend THEIR lives training their men....and the succeed whether we want to admit it or not. the sooner you get that in your head the better your life will be.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 01, 2017, 09:49:47 AM
Lacrosse was a fiasco. It was the boys' first time and they were all over the place.

Off to daughter #1 Saturday school.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 01, 2017, 10:11:18 AM
My bird, "Petey," will never come out of his cage.  So I reversed his food and water dish, so they stuck outside of his cage rather then into the inside.  I opened the cage door, and attached a small perch onto the outside of his cage to help coax him out.  After about 4 hours he got hungry enough to start sticking his head out of the cage door.  My wife saw it, and immediately jumped up running towards the cage screaming, it's working, he's finally coming out of his cage...!  Well, it scared the damn bird back into his cage, and I'm afraid he'll stave before ever coming back out....  Rrrrrrrrr, wives...!!!!  But my guess is, "I'll be able to train that bird before I'll ever be able to train that wife...

Dad, you'll never be able to 'train the wife'. most women spend THEIR lives training their men....and the succeed whether we want to admit it or not. the sooner you get that in your head the better your life will be.
I'm not trained.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 10:12:41 AM
My bird, "Petey," will never come out of his cage.  So I reversed his food and water dish, so they stuck outside of his cage rather then into the inside.  I opened the cage door, and attached a small perch onto the outside of his cage to help coax him out.  After about 4 hours he got hungry enough to start sticking his head out of the cage door.  My wife saw it, and immediately jumped up running towards the cage screaming, it's working, he's finally coming out of his cage...!  Well, it scared the damn bird back into his cage, and I'm afraid he'll stave before ever coming back out....  Rrrrrrrrr, wives...!!!!  But my guess is, "I'll be able to train that bird before I'll ever be able to train that wife...

Dad, you'll never be able to 'train the wife'. most women spend THEIR lives training their men....and the succeed whether we want to admit it or not. the sooner you get that in your head the better your life will be.
I'm not trained.
Oh no?
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 10:13:36 AM
Lacrosse was a fiasco. It was the boys' first time and they were all over the place.

Off to daughter #1 Saturday school.
Stick with it, it's a fun sport.
Saturday school?  Is that voluntary or mandatory?
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on April 01, 2017, 10:16:06 AM
My bird, "Petey," will never come out of his cage.  So I reversed his food and water dish, so they stuck outside of his cage rather then into the inside.  I opened the cage door, and attached a small perch onto the outside of his cage to help coax him out.  After about 4 hours he got hungry enough to start sticking his head out of the cage door.  My wife saw it, and immediately jumped up running towards the cage screaming, it's working, he's finally coming out of his cage...!  Well, it scared the damn bird back into his cage, and I'm afraid he'll stave before ever coming back out....  Rrrrrrrrr, wives...!!!!  But my guess is, "I'll be able to train that bird before I'll ever be able to train that wife...

Dad, you'll never be able to 'train the wife'. most women spend THEIR lives training their men....and the succeed whether we want to admit it or not. the sooner you get that in your head the better your life will be.
I'm not trained. (https://s3.amazonaws.com/tapatalk-emoji/emoji57.png)
But are you house broken?
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on April 01, 2017, 10:46:07 AM
my CigarPage order that was suppose to be delivered today got held up by a late UPS truck. I could understand USPS, but UPS?
   03/30/2017   2:00 P.M.   A late UPS trailer arrival has caused a delay. We're adjusting plans to deliver your package as quickly as possible. / Delivery will be rescheduled. Tuesday, 04/04/2017, By End of Day.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 01, 2017, 10:48:39 AM
Lacrosse was a fiasco. It was the boys' first time and they were all over the place.

Off to daughter #1 Saturday school.
Stick with it, it's a fun sport.
Saturday school?  Is that voluntary or mandatory?
Voluntary. It's part of a county sponsored gifted program. She's taking a virtual reality and a pastry class for an hour each.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 01, 2017, 10:55:37 AM
My bird, "Petey," will never come out of his cage.  So I reversed his food and water dish, so they stuck outside of his cage rather then into the inside.  I opened the cage door, and attached a small perch onto the outside of his cage to help coax him out.  After about 4 hours he got hungry enough to start sticking his head out of the cage door.  My wife saw it, and immediately jumped up running towards the cage screaming, it's working, he's finally coming out of his cage...!  Well, it scared the damn bird back into his cage, and I'm afraid he'll stave before ever coming back out....  Rrrrrrrrr, wives...!!!!  But my guess is, "I'll be able to train that bird before I'll ever be able to train that wife...

Dad, you'll never be able to 'train the wife'. most women spend THEIR lives training their men....and the succeed whether we want to admit it or not. the sooner you get that in your head the better your life will be.
I'm not trained. (https://s3.amazonaws.com/tapatalk-emoji/emoji57.png)
But are you house broken?
You can say that. I'm broken and I live in a house, so I must be.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 01, 2017, 11:08:02 AM
Cigar deals or not, this will be the last day for cigarbanter.com discussions. Unfortunately,  I was unable to renew the domain name. It was fun while it lasted.
I don't think we're gonna make it to 18 on this last day.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 01, 2017, 11:15:33 AM
FOOLSFS25 gets you free shipping at Famous today. Or use FOOLSCASH25 to save you $25 on $100+ order.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 11:25:53 AM
Lacrosse was a fiasco. It was the boys' first time and they were all over the place.

Off to daughter #1 Saturday school.
Stick with it, it's a fun sport.
Saturday school?  Is that voluntary or mandatory?
Voluntary. It's part of a county sponsored gifted program. She's taking a virtual reality and a pastry class for an hour each.
Oh, good, so you get to eat the homework?
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Threebean on April 01, 2017, 12:50:24 PM
Lacrosse was a fiasco. It was the boys' first time and they were all over the place.

Off to daughter #1 Saturday school.
Stick with it, it's a fun sport.
Saturday school?  Is that voluntary or mandatory?
Voluntary. It's part of a county sponsored gifted program. She's taking a virtual reality and a pastry class for an hour each.
Oh, good, so you get to eat the homework?
Ha, that's a twist on the old "dog ate my homework"excuse. 
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Threebean on April 01, 2017, 12:52:24 PM
Morning/afternoon, men.  Chore break.  Haven't had a cigar in a week, might have to add that to my list. 
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 01:20:08 PM
Morning/afternoon, men.  Chore break.  Haven't had a cigar in a week, might have to add that to my list.
Should probably short list that
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 01, 2017, 02:03:35 PM
Lacrosse was a fiasco. It was the boys' first time and they were all over the place.

Off to daughter #1 Saturday school.
Stick with it, it's a fun sport.
Saturday school?  Is that voluntary or mandatory?
Voluntary. It's part of a county sponsored gifted program. She's taking a virtual reality and a pastry class for an hour each.
Oh, good, so you get to eat the homework?
Indeed, I do. It's really fucking with my diet too. Don't want to be rude and not partake.  
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 01, 2017, 02:04:12 PM
Morning/afternoon, men.  Chore break.  Haven't had a cigar in a week, might have to add that to my list.
Should probably short list that
+1
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 02:12:06 PM
Lacrosse was a fiasco. It was the boys' first time and they were all over the place.

Off to daughter #1 Saturday school.
Great lacrosse game with Syracuse beating ND 11-10, just finished.  On to Michigan - Maryland.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 02:12:43 PM
Lacrosse was a fiasco. It was the boys' first time and they were all over the place.

Off to daughter #1 Saturday school.
Stick with it, it's a fun sport.
Saturday school?  Is that voluntary or mandatory?
Voluntary. It's part of a county sponsored gifted program. She's taking a virtual reality and a pastry class for an hour each.
Oh, good, so you get to eat the homework?
Indeed, I do. It's really fucking with my diet too. Don't want to be rude and not partake.
Got to do it for the kids!
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on April 01, 2017, 02:13:52 PM
my CigarPage order that was suppose to be delivered today got held up by a late UPS truck. I could understand USPS, but UPS?
   03/30/2017   2:00 P.M.   A late UPS trailer arrival has caused a delay. We're adjusting plans to deliver your package as quickly as possible. / Delivery will be rescheduled. Tuesday, 04/04/2017, By End of Day.
April Fool!
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on April 01, 2017, 02:14:51 PM
Lacrosse was a fiasco. It was the boys' first time and they were all over the place.

Off to daughter #1 Saturday school.
Stick with it, it's a fun sport.
Saturday school?  Is that voluntary or mandatory?
Voluntary. It's part of a county sponsored gifted program. She's taking a virtual reality and a pastry class for an hour each.
Virtual pastries?  Might help with the waistline.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 03:30:14 PM
Lacrosse was a fiasco. It was the boys' first time and they were all over the place.

Off to daughter #1 Saturday school.
Stick with it, it's a fun sport.
Saturday school?  Is that voluntary or mandatory?
Voluntary. It's part of a county sponsored gifted program. She's taking a virtual reality and a pastry class for an hour each.
Virtual pastries?  Might help with the waistline.
Lacrosse and pastries lull...
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on April 01, 2017, 03:40:46 PM
Cigar deals or not, this will be the last day for cigarbanter.com discussions. Unfortunately,  I was unable to renew the domain name. It was fun while it lasted.

I do hope this is an April Fool's joke. guess we'll find out tomorrow.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 03:44:42 PM
Cigar deals or not, this will be the last day for cigarbanter.com discussions. Unfortunately,  I was unable to renew the domain name. It was fun while it lasted.

I do hope this is an April Fool's joke. guess we'll find out tomorrow.
Don't loose any sleep over it... ;D
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 03:57:36 PM
Cigar deals or not, this will be the last day for cigarbanter.com discussions. Unfortunately,  I was unable to renew the domain name. It was fun while it lasted.

I do hope this is an April Fool's joke. guess we'll find out tomorrow.
Don't loose any sleep over it... ;D
I'm not
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 03:59:07 PM
Despite clouds and high winds had a good day, a little rest break then to the pool area for a cigar and refreshments.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 01, 2017, 04:37:37 PM
Lacrosse was a fiasco. It was the boys' first time and they were all over the place.

Off to daughter #1 Saturday school.
Stick with it, it's a fun sport.
Saturday school?  Is that voluntary or mandatory?
Voluntary. It's part of a county sponsored gifted program. She's taking a virtual reality and a pastry class for an hour each.
Virtual pastries?  Might help with the waistline.
I think you're on to something, Mike.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 05:41:28 PM
Laranja Caixo lit and aSweetwater 420
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 06:17:11 PM
Laranja Caixo lit and aSweetwater 420
Burning up those Laranja's.  May need a new box or two soon.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 06:39:58 PM
Laranja Caixo lit and aSweetwater 420
Burning up those Laranja's.  May need a new box or two soon.
I took pretty good advantage of the Page screwup and the JR deal.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 06:45:52 PM
Traveling Dave trying to move to the big league!

SEC in discussions to trade South Carolina to ACC in exchange for Clemson



 
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on April 01, 2017, 06:53:17 PM
Traveling Dave trying to move to the big league!

SEC in discussions to trade South Carolina to ACC in exchange for Clemson


#SLOOFLIRAP
 
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 08:23:23 PM
Good riddance Gamecocks, go Zags.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 08:26:04 PM
Traveling Dave trying to move to the big league!

SEC in discussions to trade South Carolina to ACC in exchange for Clemson
Haven't seen that one before.  South Carolina used to be in the ACC and left when it starting enforcing academic standards.  Rumors have been around FSU for years.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 08:37:00 PM
Traveling Dave trying to move to the big league!

SEC in discussions to trade South Carolina to ACC in exchange for Clemson
Thinking that's the kind of story that will only come out on April 1st.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on April 01, 2017, 08:54:57 PM
Laranja Caixo lit and aSweetwater 420
Burning up those Laranja's.  May need a new box or two soon.
I took pretty good advantage of the Page screwup and the JR deal.
As did I.  Lots of orange in the humi's.
Title: Re: 4/1/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on April 01, 2017, 11:39:32 PM
Cigar deals or not, this will be the last day for cigarbanter.com discussions. Unfortunately,  I was unable to renew the domain name. It was fun while it lasted.

I do hope this is an April Fool's joke. guess we'll find out tomorrow.
Don't loose any sleep over it... ;D
I'm not
Me neither. I just paid the domain registration and web hosting contract for another two years.

So it's April Fools for me.