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Re: 11/9/2016
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2016, 06:45:36 AM »

Donald Trump gets demoted: goes from Billionaire to President of the United States. what was he thinking?
I've yet to see any proof that he's ever done an ounce of thinking. Morning, all. Welcome to the United Hates of America.
chillax dude, it's all good
There's isn't a single thing about this that's good. I don't even know where to start about how awful this is, so I won't bother.

And that's officially the last thing I have to say about this election.
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Re: 11/9/2016
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2016, 07:07:53 AM »

EPC 2nd and coffee.
pot roast day. dinner will be ready around 5:30 for those who can make it.
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Re: 11/9/2016
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2016, 07:16:24 AM »

Donald Trump gets demoted: goes from Billionaire to President of the United States. what was he thinking?
He was never a billionaire. It's all smoke and mirrors. That's the real reason you never saw his tax return.
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Re: 11/9/2016
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2016, 07:17:15 AM »

Good morning, men.  I have something more important to discuss than the election.  I don't see the LD boxes which fishy referenced last night at the devil!  Just 5 packs.
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Re: 11/9/2016
« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2016, 07:18:31 AM »

Donald Trump gets demoted: goes from Billionaire to President of the United States. what was he thinking?
I've yet to see any proof that he's ever done an ounce of thinking. Morning, all. Welcome to the United Hates of America.
As spoken by a Liberal from the Racist State of Ohio - thanks for putting us over the top.  Guess those 11 counties you saw on CNN were wrong like everything else on CNN. 
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Re: 11/9/2016
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2016, 07:19:11 AM »

Donald Trump gets demoted: goes from Billionaire to President of the United States. what was he thinking?
I've yet to see any proof that he's ever done an ounce of thinking. Morning, all. Welcome to the United Hates of America.
chillax dude, it's all good
There's isn't a single thing about this that's good. I don't even know where to start about how awful this is, so I won't bother.

And that's officially the last thing I have to say about this election.
Good, now take all your luv to Canada and show you actually live what you speak
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Re: 11/9/2016
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2016, 07:21:05 AM »

Donald Trump gets demoted: goes from Billionaire to President of the United States. what was he thinking?
I've yet to see any proof that he's ever done an ounce of thinking. Morning, all. Welcome to the United Hates of America.
chillax dude, it's all good
There's isn't a single thing about this that's good. I don't even know where to start about how awful this is, so I won't bother.

And that's officially the last thing I have to say about this election.
I feel like I need to say something but I'm truly speechless. The map was glowing red and so that's what the people wanted. Let's see what happens next.
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Re: 11/9/2016
« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2016, 07:23:00 AM »

Good morning, men.  I have something more important to discuss than the election.  I don't see the LD boxes which fishy referenced last night at the devil!  Just 5 packs.
I'm pretty sure Fish was piss drunk when he posted that.
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Re: 11/9/2016
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2016, 07:25:40 AM »

Here is a list of some of the celebs who claimed they would move out of the U.S. under a Trump administration.
 
 
Actors
 
Bryan Cranston said he hopes he doesn’t have to pack his bags, but would “definitely move” if Trump won. “Absolutely, I would definitely move,” the “Breaking Bad” star said on “The Bestseller Experiment” podcast. “It’s not real to me that that would happen. I hope to God it won’t.”
 
Samuel L. Jackson slammed Trump for running a “hate”-filled campaign and said he would move to South Africa if he wins. “If that motherf---er becomes president, I’m moving my black ass to South Africa,” the movie star quipped to Jimmy Kimmel.
 
Lena Dunham told Andy Cohen at the Matrix Awards that “I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will. I know a lovely place in Vancouver.” The star and creator of HBO’s “Girls” has been a vocal advocate for Hillary Clinton, the Democratic nominee.
 
Neve Campbell, an actress on the political drama “House of Cards,” vowed to move back home to Canada, while “Orange is the New Black” actress Natasha Lyonne said she would hightail it to a mental hospital.
 
 
Singers
 
Cher tweeted this summer that if Trump gets elected, “I’m moving to Jupiter.”
 
Miley Cyrus wrote in an emotional Instagram post in March that tears were running down her cheek and she was unbelievably scared and sad. “I am moving if he is president,” the young pop star said. “I don’t say things I don’t mean!”
 
Barbara Streisand, a vocal Clinton supporter, told “60 Minutes” that “I’m either coming to your country if you’ll let me in, or Canada.”
 
Ne-Yo told TMZ last month that he’d move to Canada and be neighbors with fellow R&B singer Drake if the country elected Trump.
 
 
Comedians
 
Comedian Amy Schumer said in September that Spain would be her destination of choice.
 
“My act will change because I will need to learn to speak Spanish,” Schumer said in an appearance on the BBC’s “Newsnight.” “Because I will move to Spain or somewhere. It’s beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It’s just too crazy.”
 
Chelsea Handler said she already made contingency plans months ago.
 
“I did buy a house in another country just in case,” the comedian and talk show host said during an appearance on “Live with Kelly and Michael” in May. “So all these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t — I actually will leave that country.”
 
Former “Daily Show” host Jon Stewart said he would consider “getting in a rocket and going to another planet, because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers” if the real estate mogul wins.
 
Whoopi Goldberg, co-host of the “The View”, said on an episode of the talk show earlier this year that if the country elects Trump, “maybe it’s time for me to move, you know. I can afford to go.”
 
Keegan-Michael Key said he would flee north to Canada. “It’s like, 10 minutes from Detroit,” the comedian told TMZ in January. “That’s where I’m from; my mom lives there. It’d make her happy too.”
 
Hispanic comedian George Lopez said Trump “won’t have to worry about immigration” if he takes the White House because “we’ll all go back.”
 
 
Political Figures
 
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg joked in an interview with The New York Times in July that it’d be time to move to New Zealand if Trump were to win.
 
“Now it’s time for us to move to New Zealand,” she said quoting her husband who died in 2010. “I can’t imagine what the country would be with Donald Trump as our president. For the country, it could be four years. For the court, it could be — I don’t even want to contemplate that.”
 
Ginsburg later apologized for her comments, calling them “ill-advised.”
 
Civil rights activist Al Sharpton told a reporter earlier this year that he’s “reserving my ticket out of here if [Trump] wins.”
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Re: 11/9/2016
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2016, 07:27:30 AM »

It's a Trump Jam
To borrow a quote from Clark W. Griswold, "Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."
Perhaps if you got your news from a 21st century source instead of CNN, the View, Kelly, USA Today  and other lame stream media you would have not been so surprised.  Old Man!
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Re: 11/9/2016
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2016, 07:28:59 AM »

Here is a list of some of the celebs who claimed they would move out of the U.S. under a Trump administration.
 
 
Actors
 
Bryan Cranston said he hopes he doesn’t have to pack his bags, but would “definitely move” if Trump won. “Absolutely, I would definitely move,” the “Breaking Bad” star said on “The Bestseller Experiment” podcast. “It’s not real to me that that would happen. I hope to God it won’t.”
 
Samuel L. Jackson slammed Trump for running a “hate”-filled campaign and said he would move to South Africa if he wins. “If that motherf---er becomes president, I’m moving my black ass to South Africa,” the movie star quipped to Jimmy Kimmel.
 
Lena Dunham told Andy Cohen at the Matrix Awards that “I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will. I know a lovely place in Vancouver.” The star and creator of HBO’s “Girls” has been a vocal advocate for Hillary Clinton, the Democratic nominee.
 
Neve Campbell, an actress on the political drama “House of Cards,” vowed to move back home to Canada, while “Orange is the New Black” actress Natasha Lyonne said she would hightail it to a mental hospital.
 
 
Singers
 
Cher tweeted this summer that if Trump gets elected, “I’m moving to Jupiter.”
 
Miley Cyrus wrote in an emotional Instagram post in March that tears were running down her cheek and she was unbelievably scared and sad. “I am moving if he is president,” the young pop star said. “I don’t say things I don’t mean!”
 
Barbara Streisand, a vocal Clinton supporter, told “60 Minutes” that “I’m either coming to your country if you’ll let me in, or Canada.”
 
Ne-Yo told TMZ last month that he’d move to Canada and be neighbors with fellow R&B singer Drake if the country elected Trump.
 
 
Comedians
 
Comedian Amy Schumer said in September that Spain would be her destination of choice.
 
“My act will change because I will need to learn to speak Spanish,” Schumer said in an appearance on the BBC’s “Newsnight.” “Because I will move to Spain or somewhere. It’s beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It’s just too crazy.”
 
Chelsea Handler said she already made contingency plans months ago.
 
“I did buy a house in another country just in case,” the comedian and talk show host said during an appearance on “Live with Kelly and Michael” in May. “So all these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t — I actually will leave that country.”
 
Former “Daily Show” host Jon Stewart said he would consider “getting in a rocket and going to another planet, because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers” if the real estate mogul wins.
 
Whoopi Goldberg, co-host of the “The View”, said on an episode of the talk show earlier this year that if the country elects Trump, “maybe it’s time for me to move, you know. I can afford to go.”
 
Keegan-Michael Key said he would flee north to Canada. “It’s like, 10 minutes from Detroit,” the comedian told TMZ in January. “That’s where I’m from; my mom lives there. It’d make her happy too.”
 
Hispanic comedian George Lopez said Trump “won’t have to worry about immigration” if he takes the White House because “we’ll all go back.”
 
 
Political Figures
 
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg joked in an interview with The New York Times in July that it’d be time to move to New Zealand if Trump were to win.
 
“Now it’s time for us to move to New Zealand,” she said quoting her husband who died in 2010. “I can’t imagine what the country would be with Donald Trump as our president. For the country, it could be four years. For the court, it could be — I don’t even want to contemplate that.”
 
Ginsburg later apologized for her comments, calling them “ill-advised.”
 
Civil rights activist Al Sharpton told a reporter earlier this year that he’s “reserving my ticket out of here if [Trump] wins.”
A big step toward Making America Great Again - how soon can they be gone?
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Re: 11/9/2016
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2016, 07:30:40 AM »

once again the popular vote didn't mean a thing. oh well. we're all lived through many many years of unpopular politics. what's another 4 years?
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Re: 11/9/2016
« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2016, 07:31:16 AM »

Perhaps Chris Christie will be appointed Special Prosecutor to preside over the Clinton Crime Family Prosecutions.
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Re: 11/9/2016
« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2016, 07:32:12 AM »

Here is a list of some of the celebs who claimed they would move out of the U.S. under a Trump administration.
 
 
Actors
 
Bryan Cranston said he hopes he doesn’t have to pack his bags, but would “definitely move” if Trump won. “Absolutely, I would definitely move,” the “Breaking Bad” star said on “The Bestseller Experiment” podcast. “It’s not real to me that that would happen. I hope to God it won’t.”
 
Samuel L. Jackson slammed Trump for running a “hate”-filled campaign and said he would move to South Africa if he wins. “If that motherf---er becomes president, I’m moving my black ass to South Africa,” the movie star quipped to Jimmy Kimmel.
 
Lena Dunham told Andy Cohen at the Matrix Awards that “I know a lot of people have been threatening to do this, but I really will. I know a lovely place in Vancouver.” The star and creator of HBO’s “Girls” has been a vocal advocate for Hillary Clinton, the Democratic nominee.
 
Neve Campbell, an actress on the political drama “House of Cards,” vowed to move back home to Canada, while “Orange is the New Black” actress Natasha Lyonne said she would hightail it to a mental hospital.
 
 
Singers
 
Cher tweeted this summer that if Trump gets elected, “I’m moving to Jupiter.”
 
Miley Cyrus wrote in an emotional Instagram post in March that tears were running down her cheek and she was unbelievably scared and sad. “I am moving if he is president,” the young pop star said. “I don’t say things I don’t mean!”
 
Barbara Streisand, a vocal Clinton supporter, told “60 Minutes” that “I’m either coming to your country if you’ll let me in, or Canada.”
 
Ne-Yo told TMZ last month that he’d move to Canada and be neighbors with fellow R&B singer Drake if the country elected Trump.
 
 
Comedians
 
Comedian Amy Schumer said in September that Spain would be her destination of choice.
 
“My act will change because I will need to learn to speak Spanish,” Schumer said in an appearance on the BBC’s “Newsnight.” “Because I will move to Spain or somewhere. It’s beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It’s just too crazy.”
 
Chelsea Handler said she already made contingency plans months ago.
 
“I did buy a house in another country just in case,” the comedian and talk show host said during an appearance on “Live with Kelly and Michael” in May. “So all these people that threaten to leave the country and then don’t — I actually will leave that country.”
 
Former “Daily Show” host Jon Stewart said he would consider “getting in a rocket and going to another planet, because clearly this planet’s gone bonkers” if the real estate mogul wins.
 
Whoopi Goldberg, co-host of the “The View”, said on an episode of the talk show earlier this year that if the country elects Trump, “maybe it’s time for me to move, you know. I can afford to go.”
 
Keegan-Michael Key said he would flee north to Canada. “It’s like, 10 minutes from Detroit,” the comedian told TMZ in January. “That’s where I’m from; my mom lives there. It’d make her happy too.”
 
Hispanic comedian George Lopez said Trump “won’t have to worry about immigration” if he takes the White House because “we’ll all go back.”
 
 
Political Figures
 
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg joked in an interview with The New York Times in July that it’d be time to move to New Zealand if Trump were to win.
 
“Now it’s time for us to move to New Zealand,” she said quoting her husband who died in 2010. “I can’t imagine what the country would be with Donald Trump as our president. For the country, it could be four years. For the court, it could be — I don’t even want to contemplate that.”
 
Ginsburg later apologized for her comments, calling them “ill-advised.”
 
Civil rights activist Al Sharpton told a reporter earlier this year that he’s “reserving my ticket out of here if [Trump] wins.”
A big step toward Making America Great Again - how soon can they be gone?

I'll miss Samuel L. Jackson.
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Re: 11/9/2016
« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2016, 07:33:09 AM »

let's all smoke!
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