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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #270 on: April 17, 2015, 07:12:29 PM »

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
George Carlin
Gotta love Carlin.  He was a Commie, but he was a really funny Commie.
Most of his stuff just makes you think, even for a minute.  I think that's what he was working for.
I never really sat still for his really political stuff.  but yeah, your right 100%.  That's what kept me from going to his shows, every one of his live shows i ever watched on tv, i usually turned off after 1/2 hr or so because of all the political rhetoric.
I don't mind people disagreeing with me or even mocking my opinions...long as they're funny.
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #271 on: April 17, 2015, 07:13:26 PM »

I'll really leave on this quote.

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm." — George Carlin
Bona fide, all time classic.
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Re: 4/17/2015
« Reply #272 on: April 17, 2015, 10:00:48 PM »

Fuckme of a commute. Now I have to make five dozen cinnamon rolls for a church men's breakfast in the AM. Fortunately, the warden was kind enough to do the preliminaries for me. Now I have to roll them out. After I have a drink. And dinner.
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