19 Partagas Cifuentes Diciembre
10/29.50
18 CAO America
3/16.99
17 Rocky Patel Signature
10/34.99
16 L'Atelier Surrogates Animal Cracker Gordo
5/34.99
15 Alec Bradley Flight Sampler No. 2
10/34.99
14 El Centurion Robusto
5/27.50
13 Varina Farms Breakfast Blend Toro
10/29.99
12 601 Serie Green Habano Oscuro
10/37.50
11 Perdomo ESV 2002 Natural Epicure Toro
5/27.50
10 Romeo y Julieta Habana Reserve Churchill
10/34.99
9 La Gloria Cubana Serie R Black No.58 Gordo
5/22.50
8 Sons of Anarchy by Black Crown Toro
10/37.50
7 Tatuaje El Triunfador No.2 Belicoso
5/27.50
6 CAO Brazilia Gol
10/38.99
5 Padilla 1932 Torpedo
5/24.50
4 Gurkha Symphony Grand Rothschild
10/32.50
3 AVO Domaine Robusto Toro
5/29.50
2 Oliva Master Blends III Robusto
10/39.99
1 Flor de LasAntillas
5/27.50
Sorry, Sis in Law stopped by so I am a little behind on the recaps.
Uh-huh. Let me guess...the wife isn't home?
just reminded me of this joke...
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.