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Re: 2/12/2019
« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2019, 08:58:53 AM »

A home up for sale in the Philadelphia area is raising eyebrows with a listing that brings to mind a popular erotic novel and movie.

It's a beautiful suburban home that's up for grabs for $750,000. It has four bedrooms and two and a half bathrooms.

But the home's unique feature comes with some mixed reaction.

"Beautiful kitchen, beautiful family room, nice secluded lot. But then you come into the basement and there's this little private playground," realtor Melissa Leonard told KYW-TV .

You could also call it a sexual oasis.

Leonard is hoping to sell the fully furnished home that includes an adult playground in the basement.

But after listing the home online - it went viral in just a matter of hours.

That's also just about how quickly at least two real estate sites took down the listing.

"We upload our pictures to Bright MLS - which is Multiple Listing Services - and they have decided the pictures of the basement and some of the write-up was inappropriate so they took down some of my pictures and redid the write-up," said Leonard.

"I think that it should be portrayed the way it is. I think that someone calling and not seeing it the way it is, is not understanding - and I don't want someone to come here and be upset by it," she told KYW-TV .

Keep in mind, the basement can be converted back if the adult den doesn't tickle your fancy.

But the realtor says you'll need to act fast.

"We've had probably six showings today and we have about 15 for the weekend."
A little far from CF, otherwise LTG, Nate, and the others could have a rollicking good time for the long weekend.
We'll put it in the maybe pile.
At the rate a couple of New Jersians are waffling on going, the sex dungeon house may be the only one left for us.  ;D
True but maybe the Chinese Hanging Basket will entice Rocco back in  :o
The Chinese what?  Interesting you know the terminology.
I wasn't even going to bring up the Drilldo
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Re: 2/12/2019
« Reply #46 on: February 12, 2019, 09:00:50 AM »

A home up for sale in the Philadelphia area is raising eyebrows with a listing that brings to mind a popular erotic novel and movie.

It's a beautiful suburban home that's up for grabs for $750,000. It has four bedrooms and two and a half bathrooms.

But the home's unique feature comes with some mixed reaction.

"Beautiful kitchen, beautiful family room, nice secluded lot. But then you come into the basement and there's this little private playground," realtor Melissa Leonard told KYW-TV .

You could also call it a sexual oasis.

Leonard is hoping to sell the fully furnished home that includes an adult playground in the basement.

But after listing the home online - it went viral in just a matter of hours.

That's also just about how quickly at least two real estate sites took down the listing.

"We upload our pictures to Bright MLS - which is Multiple Listing Services - and they have decided the pictures of the basement and some of the write-up was inappropriate so they took down some of my pictures and redid the write-up," said Leonard.

"I think that it should be portrayed the way it is. I think that someone calling and not seeing it the way it is, is not understanding - and I don't want someone to come here and be upset by it," she told KYW-TV .

Keep in mind, the basement can be converted back if the adult den doesn't tickle your fancy.

But the realtor says you'll need to act fast.

"We've had probably six showings today and we have about 15 for the weekend."
A little far from CF, otherwise LTG, Nate, and the others could have a rollicking good time for the long weekend.
We'll put it in the maybe pile.
At the rate a couple of New Jersians are waffling on going, the sex dungeon house may be the only one left for us.  ;D
True but maybe the Chinese Hanging Basket will entice Rocco back in  :o
The Chinese what?  Interesting you know the terminology.
I wasn't even going to bring up the Drilldo
:o :o :o LMAO
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Re: 2/12/2019
« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2019, 09:12:23 AM »

A home up for sale in the Philadelphia area is raising eyebrows with a listing that brings to mind a popular erotic novel and movie.

It's a beautiful suburban home that's up for grabs for $750,000. It has four bedrooms and two and a half bathrooms.

But the home's unique feature comes with some mixed reaction.

"Beautiful kitchen, beautiful family room, nice secluded lot. But then you come into the basement and there's this little private playground," realtor Melissa Leonard told KYW-TV .

You could also call it a sexual oasis.

Leonard is hoping to sell the fully furnished home that includes an adult playground in the basement.

But after listing the home online - it went viral in just a matter of hours.

That's also just about how quickly at least two real estate sites took down the listing.

"We upload our pictures to Bright MLS - which is Multiple Listing Services - and they have decided the pictures of the basement and some of the write-up was inappropriate so they took down some of my pictures and redid the write-up," said Leonard.

"I think that it should be portrayed the way it is. I think that someone calling and not seeing it the way it is, is not understanding - and I don't want someone to come here and be upset by it," she told KYW-TV .

Keep in mind, the basement can be converted back if the adult den doesn't tickle your fancy.

But the realtor says you'll need to act fast.

"We've had probably six showings today and we have about 15 for the weekend."
A little far from CF, otherwise LTG, Nate, and the others could have a rollicking good time for the long weekend.
We'll put it in the maybe pile.
At the rate a couple of New Jersians are waffling on going, the sex dungeon house may be the only one left for us.  ;D
Who you callin' a waffle?
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Re: 2/12/2019
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2019, 09:14:13 AM »

A home up for sale in the Philadelphia area is raising eyebrows with a listing that brings to mind a popular erotic novel and movie.

It's a beautiful suburban home that's up for grabs for $750,000. It has four bedrooms and two and a half bathrooms.

But the home's unique feature comes with some mixed reaction.

"Beautiful kitchen, beautiful family room, nice secluded lot. But then you come into the basement and there's this little private playground," realtor Melissa Leonard told KYW-TV .

You could also call it a sexual oasis.

Leonard is hoping to sell the fully furnished home that includes an adult playground in the basement.

But after listing the home online - it went viral in just a matter of hours.

That's also just about how quickly at least two real estate sites took down the listing.

"We upload our pictures to Bright MLS - which is Multiple Listing Services - and they have decided the pictures of the basement and some of the write-up was inappropriate so they took down some of my pictures and redid the write-up," said Leonard.

"I think that it should be portrayed the way it is. I think that someone calling and not seeing it the way it is, is not understanding - and I don't want someone to come here and be upset by it," she told KYW-TV .

Keep in mind, the basement can be converted back if the adult den doesn't tickle your fancy.

But the realtor says you'll need to act fast.

"We've had probably six showings today and we have about 15 for the weekend."
A little far from CF, otherwise LTG, Nate, and the others could have a rollicking good time for the long weekend.
We'll put it in the maybe pile.
At the rate a couple of New Jersians are waffling on going, the sex dungeon house may be the only one left for us.  ;D
True but maybe the Chinese Hanging Basket will entice Rocco back in  :o
The Chinese what?  Interesting you know the terminology.
He doesn't just install crown molding and redo kitchens you know...
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Re: 2/12/2019
« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2019, 09:15:42 AM »

Speaking of crown molding, I think I've found a good way to do it....
Point to the drawing and say "I want it there and there and there..."
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Re: 2/12/2019
« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2019, 09:17:24 AM »

Good morning, boys. Slept in since it looks like I'm working from home today. Kids' schools are closed due to state of emergency. Not a flake of snow yet to be seen here.
Sounds pretty serious. Morning, Tony.
Sounds like school districts here.  It might snow some, or maybe not at all, so close the schools.
Ridiculous. What are working parents supposed to do?
Well, a state of emergency WAS issued by the governor.
But I work in a different state... State of confusion.
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Re: 2/12/2019
« Reply #51 on: February 12, 2019, 09:17:54 AM »

Speaking of crown molding, I think I've found a good way to do it....
Point to the drawing and say "I want it there and there and there..."
That's the best installation method for sure
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Re: 2/12/2019
« Reply #52 on: February 12, 2019, 09:24:45 AM »

A home up for sale in the Philadelphia area is raising eyebrows with a listing that brings to mind a popular erotic novel and movie.

It's a beautiful suburban home that's up for grabs for $750,000. It has four bedrooms and two and a half bathrooms.

But the home's unique feature comes with some mixed reaction.

"Beautiful kitchen, beautiful family room, nice secluded lot. But then you come into the basement and there's this little private playground," realtor Melissa Leonard told KYW-TV .

You could also call it a sexual oasis.

Leonard is hoping to sell the fully furnished home that includes an adult playground in the basement.

But after listing the home online - it went viral in just a matter of hours.

That's also just about how quickly at least two real estate sites took down the listing.

"We upload our pictures to Bright MLS - which is Multiple Listing Services - and they have decided the pictures of the basement and some of the write-up was inappropriate so they took down some of my pictures and redid the write-up," said Leonard.

"I think that it should be portrayed the way it is. I think that someone calling and not seeing it the way it is, is not understanding - and I don't want someone to come here and be upset by it," she told KYW-TV .

Keep in mind, the basement can be converted back if the adult den doesn't tickle your fancy.

But the realtor says you'll need to act fast.

"We've had probably six showings today and we have about 15 for the weekend."
A little far from CF, otherwise LTG, Nate, and the others could have a rollicking good time for the long weekend.
We'll put it in the maybe pile.
At the rate a couple of New Jersians are waffling on going, the sex dungeon house may be the only one left for us.  ;D
True but maybe the Chinese Hanging Basket will entice Rocco back in  :o
LALTS, we can only hope!
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Re: 2/12/2019
« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2019, 09:42:31 AM »

A home up for sale in the Philadelphia area is raising eyebrows with a listing that brings to mind a popular erotic novel and movie.

It's a beautiful suburban home that's up for grabs for $750,000. It has four bedrooms and two and a half bathrooms.

But the home's unique feature comes with some mixed reaction.

"Beautiful kitchen, beautiful family room, nice secluded lot. But then you come into the basement and there's this little private playground," realtor Melissa Leonard told KYW-TV .

You could also call it a sexual oasis.

Leonard is hoping to sell the fully furnished home that includes an adult playground in the basement.

But after listing the home online - it went viral in just a matter of hours.

That's also just about how quickly at least two real estate sites took down the listing.

"We upload our pictures to Bright MLS - which is Multiple Listing Services - and they have decided the pictures of the basement and some of the write-up was inappropriate so they took down some of my pictures and redid the write-up," said Leonard.

"I think that it should be portrayed the way it is. I think that someone calling and not seeing it the way it is, is not understanding - and I don't want someone to come here and be upset by it," she told KYW-TV .

Keep in mind, the basement can be converted back if the adult den doesn't tickle your fancy.

But the realtor says you'll need to act fast.

"We've had probably six showings today and we have about 15 for the weekend."
A little far from CF, otherwise LTG, Nate, and the others could have a rollicking good time for the long weekend.
We'll put it in the maybe pile.
At the rate a couple of New Jersians are waffling on going, the sex dungeon house may be the only one left for us.  ;D
True but maybe the Chinese Hanging Basket will entice Rocco back in  :o
The Chinese what?  Interesting you know the terminology.
I wasn't even going to bring up the Drilldo
Is that like a portable Sybian?
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Re: 2/12/2019
« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2019, 09:47:20 AM »

A home up for sale in the Philadelphia area is raising eyebrows with a listing that brings to mind a popular erotic novel and movie.

It's a beautiful suburban home that's up for grabs for $750,000. It has four bedrooms and two and a half bathrooms.

But the home's unique feature comes with some mixed reaction.

"Beautiful kitchen, beautiful family room, nice secluded lot. But then you come into the basement and there's this little private playground," realtor Melissa Leonard told KYW-TV .

You could also call it a sexual oasis.

Leonard is hoping to sell the fully furnished home that includes an adult playground in the basement.

But after listing the home online - it went viral in just a matter of hours.

That's also just about how quickly at least two real estate sites took down the listing.

"We upload our pictures to Bright MLS - which is Multiple Listing Services - and they have decided the pictures of the basement and some of the write-up was inappropriate so they took down some of my pictures and redid the write-up," said Leonard.

"I think that it should be portrayed the way it is. I think that someone calling and not seeing it the way it is, is not understanding - and I don't want someone to come here and be upset by it," she told KYW-TV .

Keep in mind, the basement can be converted back if the adult den doesn't tickle your fancy.

But the realtor says you'll need to act fast.

"We've had probably six showings today and we have about 15 for the weekend."
A little far from CF, otherwise LTG, Nate, and the others could have a rollicking good time for the long weekend.
We'll put it in the maybe pile.
At the rate a couple of New Jersians are waffling on going, the sex dungeon house may be the only one left for us.  ;D
True but maybe the Chinese Hanging Basket will entice Rocco back in  :o
The Chinese what?  Interesting you know the terminology.
I wasn't even going to bring up the Drilldo
Is that like a portable Sybian?
Pervert!
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Re: 2/12/2019
« Reply #55 on: February 12, 2019, 09:54:03 AM »

Speaking of crown molding, I think I've found a good way to do it....
Point to the drawing and say "I want it there and there and there..."
About 20 years ago, I bought a miter saw and some special screws, instead of nails,  for putting up crown moulding. Job actually came out well. The secret was to build a jig that the moulding sat in while cutting. Then five years later I bought another miter saw because I forgot I already had one. Don't remember what the project was that time. The bottom line is that it is easier to hire someone but don't expect precision. They will caulk the shit out of it so that the flaws aren't obvious.
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Re: 2/12/2019
« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2019, 10:30:36 AM »

donuts are done.
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Re: 2/12/2019
« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2019, 10:33:51 AM »

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Re: 2/12/2019
« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2019, 10:35:39 AM »

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Re: 2/12/2019
« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2019, 10:44:38 AM »

donuts are done.
Nap time lol
I wish. gotta run to the post office, bank, grocery store, and get ready to open up for meeting tonight. the lady that was going to open is in the ER with a raccoon bite.
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