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[A Friend of Charlie]

And good morning, fellas.

Morning Tony, I finding it difficult to "get my Tuesday on" with all this goddam positivity!

I was thinking the same.  Maybe it should be opposite day?  We can be nasty tomorrow.

Fuck You!

Or today works too.  Your choice.

[sfish]

Morning Chip, Dave. Got my direct deposit e-mail today and found out I got a top performer bonus this month. Nice surprise, since no one in management told me. Let's get something good on the jam now!

That's incredible.  But typical.  Congrats anyway.

To me, it couldn't have gone better. No speech, just give me the $$

I'm assuming that the same dickheads in management had to make the recommendation.  So that's something.

Can you picture that meeting? Well...we have to pick SOMEBODY. The tall guy scares me, let's give it to him

Not trying to pry but how much $$ towards cigars are we talking? Just want to enable accordingly 

[sfish]

And good morning, fellas.

Morning Tony, I finding it difficult to "get my Tuesday on" with all this goddam positivity!

I was thinking the same.  Maybe it should be opposite day?  We can be nasty tomorrow.

Fuck You!

Or today works too.  Your choice.

We'll see how things go, I feel better since you showed up, it's working

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning Chip, Dave. Got my direct deposit e-mail today and found out I got a top performer bonus this month. Nice surprise, since no one in management told me. Let's get something good on the jam now!

That's incredible.  But typical.  Congrats anyway.

To me, it couldn't have gone better. No speech, just give me the $$

I'm assuming that the same dickheads in management had to make the recommendation.  So that's something.

Can you picture that meeting? Well...we have to pick SOMEBODY. The tall guy scares me, let's give it to him

Not trying to pry but how much $$ towards cigars are we talking? Just want to enable accordingly 

Not sure, probably not too much. It's only $200 before Uncle Sam took a big, wet bite out of it. Now it's about $125. Might take the family out to dinner this week, so $50-75 for cigars probably. Unless I also want to buy more books. Or a wifi range extender to boost the signal in the man cave. Sheesh!

[sfish]

Morning Chip, Dave. Got my direct deposit e-mail today and found out I got a top performer bonus this month. Nice surprise, since no one in management told me. Let's get something good on the jam now!

That's incredible.  But typical.  Congrats anyway.

To me, it couldn't have gone better. No speech, just give me the $$

I'm assuming that the same dickheads in management had to make the recommendation.  So that's something.

Can you picture that meeting? Well...we have to pick SOMEBODY. The tall guy scares me, let's give it to him

Not trying to pry but how much $$ towards cigars are we talking? Just want to enable accordingly 

Not sure, probably not too much. It's only $200 before Uncle Sam took a big, wet bite out of it. Now it's about $125. Might take the family out to dinner this week, so $50-75 for cigars probably. Unless I also want to buy more books. Or a wifi range extender to boost the signal in the man cave. Sheesh!

Sounds like a nice Bueso Wooden Ashtray combo and a trip to Chili's

[LuvTooGolf]

Morning Chip, Dave. Got my direct deposit e-mail today and found out I got a top performer bonus this month. Nice surprise, since no one in management told me. Let's get something good on the jam now!

That's incredible.  But typical.  Congrats anyway.

To me, it couldn't have gone better. No speech, just give me the $$

I'm assuming that the same dickheads in management had to make the recommendation.  So that's something.

Can you picture that meeting? Well...we have to pick SOMEBODY. The tall guy scares me, let's give it to him

Not trying to pry but how much $$ towards cigars are we talking? Just want to enable accordingly 

Not sure, probably not too much. It's only $200 before Uncle Sam took a big, wet bite out of it. Now it's about $125. Might take the family out to dinner this week, so $50-75 for cigars probably. Unless I also want to buy more books. Or a wifi range extender to boost the signal in the man cave. Sheesh!

Sounds like a nice Bueso Wooden Ashtray combo and a trip to Chili's

Better make it Taco Bell so I can still afford the Tempus.

[LuvTooGolf]

FYI, just got the e-mail letting me know about the bonus. LALTS

[A Friend of Charlie]

And good morning, fellas.

Morning Tony, I finding it difficult to "get my Tuesday on" with all this goddam positivity!

I was thinking the same.  Maybe it should be opposite day?  We can be nasty tomorrow.

Fuck You!

Or today works too.  Your choice.

We'll see how things go, I feel better since you showed up, it's working

I have that effect on people.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning Chip, Dave. Got my direct deposit e-mail today and found out I got a top performer bonus this month. Nice surprise, since no one in management told me. Let's get something good on the jam now!

That's incredible.  But typical.  Congrats anyway.

To me, it couldn't have gone better. No speech, just give me the $$

+1

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning Chip, Dave. Got my direct deposit e-mail today and found out I got a top performer bonus this month. Nice surprise, since no one in management told me. Let's get something good on the jam now!

That's incredible.  But typical.  Congrats anyway.

To me, it couldn't have gone better. No speech, just give me the $$

I'm assuming that the same dickheads in management had to make the recommendation.  So that's something.

And those same Dicks With Ears probably got a much larger bonus for making you into such a high performer.  At least that is the way it works around here.  Last year the Executive Director sent out personal letters to all high performers in the top two levels to make us feel good since they had no award $.  Great I felt so good knowing that not only did I have to write the letter for those awarded that worked for me but i had to write the fucking letter to myself for him to sign........  God it felt so sincere i started feeling a warm drizzle down my leg.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning Chip, Dave. Got my direct deposit e-mail today and found out I got a top performer bonus this month. Nice surprise, since no one in management told me. Let's get something good on the jam now!

That's incredible.  But typical.  Congrats anyway.

To me, it couldn't have gone better. No speech, just give me the $$

I'm assuming that the same dickheads in management had to make the recommendation.  So that's something.

And those same Dicks With Ears probably got a much larger bonus for making you into such a high performer.  At least that is the way it works around here.  Last year the Executive Director sent out personal letters to all high performers in the top two levels to make us feel good since they had no award $.  Great I felt so good knowing that not only did I have to write the letter for those awarded that worked for me but i had to write the fucking letter to myself for him to sign........  God it felt so sincere i started feeling a warm drizzle down my leg.

Love that feeling.  You're lucky.

[CigarGuy87]

Welcome to the Jungle!

[LuvTooGolf]

Welcome to the Jungle!

Morning Shaun. Hope you put on your nice pants this morning.

[CigarGuy87]

Welcome to the Jungle!

Morning Shaun. Hope you put on your nice pants this morning.

What, you the banter police now?   Mornin Dave!  Wife still feeling better?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Welcome to the Jungle!

Eat shit, asshole.