Lots of rain last night but supposed to be a nice day today. Brought my range bag to the office with hopes I can slip past the HR prick and go prepare for the coming zombie apocalypse.
I got pulled over the other night and couldn't remember if I took my pistol out of the side pocket of my golf bag. what a fiasco that was.
Just hit them with a nine iron, what golf shot requires a pistol?
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as it was I couldn't remember if I took it out of my golf bag, so when the officer came to the window I told him that. side pocket in back of truck. rubber trigger plug, chamber empty, magazine not seated, plus spare in holster. so out of the truck, up against his front bumper and handcuffed for 'safety'. luckily the tonneau cover was locked. told him the key was with the ignition key. by the time he unlocked the tonneau cover there was back up. thank God the pocket was empty. I said I guess I put it in my night stand and he requested that when I got home to check and let the sheriff office know in case it was stolen. he then asked if I had any more weapons in the truck. yes, razor knife side door pocket front seat, machete under the carpet in back, various folding hunting knives in the glove box. by the time all was said and done I asked why he pulled me over. headlight out driver side. I walked to the front of the truck, hit the lens with my hand and it came on. I still have to fix that bulb. no tickets, just alot of wasted time because I can't remember shit.
