Morning, muchachos.
Whoa! Page1Raz is not a good sign.
Either not enough sleep or not enough banter or some combination of both.
Nah, just woke up early.
That's boring. Where's the good story?
Okay, so I heard a noise in the street...I looked out the window and saw 200 Klan Biker Rapists led by Hunter Biden surrounding a puppy...
Quick, call FOX news, I'm sure they'll repeat it. Hillary is probably hanging with them as well.
...oh, and they're not rapists, they're pedophiles.