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FloridaDean

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Re: 2/13/2016
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2016, 10:08:14 AM »

Raspberry Thumbprint Cookie offerings up on CPage for Mr. Mayor today.
DON'T LOOK !!!!
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Re: 2/13/2016
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2016, 10:09:36 AM »

had a nice old lady stop by for coffee. she gave me a Gurkha Seduction. fat shaggy foot thing. said she needed a break from her 3 granddaughters visiting from up north. she says she loves my name. her deceased husband of 40 some years was Dean also. uh oh.
We were all saying uh oh after the first sentence. Lol
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Re: 2/13/2016
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2016, 10:15:48 AM »

had a nice old lady stop by for coffee. she gave me a Gurkha Seduction. fat shaggy foot thing. said she needed a break from her 3 granddaughters visiting from up north. she says she loves my name. her deceased husband of 40 some years was Dean also. uh oh.
Uh oh is right!
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Re: 2/13/2016
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2016, 10:17:14 AM »

had a nice old lady stop by for coffee. she gave me a Gurkha Seduction. fat shaggy foot thing. said she needed a break from her 3 granddaughters visiting from up north. she says she loves my name. her deceased husband of 40 some years was Dean also. uh oh.
Fat, shaggy foot thing....you mean the Gurkha, right?
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FloridaDean

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Re: 2/13/2016
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2016, 10:18:38 AM »

had a nice old lady stop by for coffee. she gave me a Gurkha Seduction. fat shaggy foot thing. said she needed a break from her 3 granddaughters visiting from up north. she says she loves my name. her deceased husband of 40 some years was Dean also. uh oh.
We were all saying uh oh after the first sentence. Lol
she has about 20 years on me and I'll bet she was a firecracker in her day!
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FloridaDean

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Re: 2/13/2016
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2016, 10:19:15 AM »

had a nice old lady stop by for coffee. she gave me a Gurkha Seduction. fat shaggy foot thing. said she needed a break from her 3 granddaughters visiting from up north. she says she loves my name. her deceased husband of 40 some years was Dean also. uh oh.
Fat, shaggy foot thing....you mean the Gurkha, right?
yes.
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Re: 2/13/2016
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2016, 10:28:12 AM »

Morning gents.  Lots of happening since I last showed my virtual face - new house, new life, getting married in September...

wait, what?
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FloridaDean

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Re: 2/13/2016
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2016, 10:33:12 AM »

Morning gents.  Lots of happening since I last showed my virtual face - new house, new life, getting married in September...

wait, what?
holy shit D.
what happened to you?
so you decided to join the REAL world?
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Re: 2/13/2016
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2016, 10:45:51 AM »

Yeah, let's go with that...
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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 2/13/2016
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2016, 10:49:46 AM »

Morning gents.  Lots of happening since I last showed my virtual face - new house, new life, getting married in September...

wait, what?
Next thing, you'll tell us you cut out sarcasm.
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Dalek

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Re: 2/13/2016
« Reply #25 on: February 13, 2016, 10:53:55 AM »

Morning gents.  Lots of happening since I last showed my virtual face - new house, new life, getting married in September...

wait, what?
Next thing, you'll tell us you cut out sarcasm.

Yeah, let's go with that...
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Re: 2/13/2016
« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2016, 10:55:50 AM »

In other news, the insurance company has demanded a full inventory of my cigars before they will issue a specific insurance rider for them.

http://cigargeeks.com/humidor/default.asp?action=humidor&member=Dalek for the true extent of my folly
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LuvTooGolf

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Re: 2/13/2016
« Reply #27 on: February 13, 2016, 10:58:58 AM »

In other news, the insurance company has demanded a full inventory of my cigars before they will issue a specific insurance rider for them.

http://cigargeeks.com/humidor/default.asp?action=humidor&member=Dalek for the interested
Just make sure they don't try to charge you with intentionally burning your property. ;)
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Re: 2/13/2016
« Reply #28 on: February 13, 2016, 11:20:57 AM »

In other news, the insurance company has demanded a full inventory of my cigars before they will issue a specific insurance rider for them.

http://cigargeeks.com/humidor/default.asp?action=humidor&member=Dalek for the true extent of my folly

A cigar smoker bought several hundred expensive stogies and had them insured against fire. After he'd smoked them all, he filed a claim, pointing out that the cigars had been destroyed by fire. The company refused to pay, and the man sued. A judge ruled that because the insurance company had agreed to insure against fire, it was legally responsible. So the company paid the claim. And when the man accepted the money, the company had him arrested for arson.
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Re: 2/13/2016
« Reply #29 on: February 13, 2016, 11:24:20 AM »

In other news, the insurance company has demanded a full inventory of my cigars before they will issue a specific insurance rider for them.

http://cigargeeks.com/humidor/default.asp?action=humidor&member=Dalek for the interested
Just make sure they don't try to charge you with intentionally burning your property. ;)

I checked on that - they're listed as "collectible consumables" - therefore, as long as I record consumption, I should be fine.
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