Post by: CigarBanter on September 18, 2018, 12:02:50 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 02:28:08 AM
Nice package.Got a delivery tonight myself. Got these as well as a 10er of Illusione Rothschild and Southern Deaw Jacob's Ladder.I may not eat after all.It it helps my Campesino and La Barba Red arrived today and are resting in the humi.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 18, 2018, 05:26:16 AM
TNWSSNice package.Got a delivery tonight myself. Got these as well as a 10er of Illusione Rothschild and Southern Deaw Jacob's Ladder.I may not eat after all.It it helps my Campesino and La Barba Red arrived today and are resting in the humi.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 06:33:50 AM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 18, 2018, 06:36:55 AM
Good morning, LTG.Morning, Tony. How'd your meeting go last night?
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 06:38:31 AM
Didn't give me long to enjoy that one, did you.TNWSSNice package.Got a delivery tonight myself. Got these as well as a 10er of Illusione Rothschild and Southern Deaw Jacob's Ladder.I may not eat after all.It it helps my Campesino and La Barba Red arrived today and are resting in the humi.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 06:47:57 AM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 18, 2018, 06:49:50 AM
TWSSDidn't give me long to enjoy that one, did you.TNWSSNice package.Got a delivery tonight myself. Got these as well as a 10er of Illusione Rothschild and Southern Deaw Jacob's Ladder.I may not eat after all.It it helps my Campesino and La Barba Red arrived today and are resting in the humi.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 06:51:03 AM
Today’s Highlight in History:
On Sept. 18, 1975, newspaper heiress Patricia Hearst was captured by the FBI in San Francisco, 19 months after being kidnapped by the Symbionese Liberation Army.
On this date:
In 1759, the French formally surrendered Quebec to the British.
In 1793, President George Washington laid the cornerstone of the U.S. Capitol.
In 1850, Congress passed the Fugitive Slave Act, which created a force of federal commissioners charged with returning escaped slaves to their owners.
In 1851, the first edition of The New York Times was published.
In 1947, the National Security Act, which created a National Military Establishment and the position of Secretary of Defense, went into effect.
In 1959, during his U.S. tour, Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev visited Wall Street, the Empire State Building and the grave of President Franklin D. Roosevelt; in a speech to the U.N. General Assembly, Khrushchev called on all countries to disarm.
In 1961, United Nations Secretary-General Dag Hammarskjold (dahg HAWM’-ahr-shoold) was killed in a plane crash in northern Rhodesia.
In 1970, rock star Jimi Hendrix died in London at age 27.
In 1987, the psychological thriller “Fatal Attraction,” starring Michael Douglas and Glenn Close, was released by Paramount Pictures.
In 1994, tennis star Vitas Gerulaitis, 40, was found dead in the guest cottage of a friend’s home in Southampton, New York, of accidental carbon monoxide poisoning.
In 2001, a week after the Sept. 11 attack, President George W. Bush said he hoped to “rally the world” in the battle against terrorism and predicted that all “people who love freedom” would join. Letters postmarked Trenton, N.J., that later tested positive for anthrax were sent to the New York Post and NBC anchorman Tom Brokaw.
In 2007, O.J. Simpson was charged with seven felonies, including kidnapping, in the alleged armed robbery of sports memorabilia collectors in a Las Vegas casino-hotel room. (Simpson, sentenced to nine to 33 years in prison, was released on parole in October 2017.)
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 06:51:38 AM
Five years ago: Syrian President Bashar Assad, in a Fox News Channel interview, said a United Nations report finding “clear and convincing evidence” sarin nerve gas was used in Syria painted an “unrealistic” account, and denied his government had orchestrated the attack. Former heavyweight boxing champion Ken Norton, 70, died in Las Vegas.
One year ago: Hurricane Maria intensified into a dangerous Category 5 storm, surging into the eastern Caribbean on a path that would take it near many of the islands recently devastated by Hurricane Irma. Toys R Us, the pioneering big box toy retailer, announced that it was filing for bankruptcy protection, but that it would continue its normal business operations. (The company announced in March of 2018 that it would be liquidating its U.S. business.)
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 07:01:34 AM
Singer Jimmie Rodgers is 85.
Actor Robert Blake is 85.
Actor Fred Willard is 85.
Actor Eddie Jones is 84.
Gospel singer Bobby Jones is 80.
Singer Frankie Avalon is 78.
Actress Beth Grant is 69.
Rock musician Kerry Livgren is 69.
Actress Anna Deavere Smith is 68.
The U.S. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Ben Carson, is 67.
Basketball Hall of Fame coach Rick Pitino is 66.
College Football Hall of Famer and retired NFL player Billy Sims is 63.
Movie director Mark Romanek is 59.
Baseball Hall of Famer Ryne Sandberg is 59.
Alt-country-rock musician Mark Olson is 57.
Singer Joanne Catherall (Human League) is 56.
Actress Holly Robinson Peete is 54.
Rhythm-and-blues singer Ricky Bell (Bell Biv Devoe and New Edition) is 51.
Actress Aisha Tyler is 48.
Former racing cyclist Lance Armstrong is 47.
Opera singer Anna Netrebko is 47.
Actress Jada Pinkett Smith is 47.
Actor James Marsden is 45.
Actress Emily Rutherfurd is 44.
Actor Travis Schuldt is 44.
Rapper Xzibit is 44.
Comedian-actor Jason Sudeikis is 43.
Actress Sophina Brown is 42.
Actor Barrett Foa is 41.
Talk show co-host Sara Haines (TV: “Good Morning America”) is 41.
Actress Alison Lohman is 39.
Designer Brandon Maxwell is 34.
Actors Brandon and Taylor Porter are 25.
Actor Patrick Schwarzenegger is 25.
Country singer Tae Dye (Maddie and Tae) is 23.
Actor C.J. Sanders is 22.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 07:02:44 AM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 18, 2018, 07:08:16 AM
Thought for Today: “We want the facts to fit the preconceptions. When they don’t it is easier to ignore the facts than to change the preconceptions.” - Jessamyn West, American author (1902-1984).#fakenews
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 07:17:18 AM
It went as expected. I needed to attend to get my Professional Development Units for my PMP certification. Once a month, it's no big deal. The issue was that the audio equipment wasn't very clear and the speaker had the thickest accent. Needless to say, I had a headache after all that concentration.Good morning, LTG.Morning, Tony. How'd your meeting go last night?
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 07:17:52 AM
Morning Tony and Dave.Good morning, NJDave.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 07:22:07 AM
Once a month, sheesh, you PiMPs are tough. Most of us only need continuing education credits once a year.It went as expected. I needed to attend to get my Professional Development Units for my PMP certification. Once a month, it's no big deal. The issue was that the audio equipment wasn't very clear and the speaker had the thickest accent. Needless to say, I had a headache after all that concentration.Good morning, LTG.Morning, Tony. How'd your meeting go last night?
Post by: Threebean on September 18, 2018, 07:23:24 AM
Nicely done. Not bad for a Dave.TWSSDidn't give me long to enjoy that one, did you.TNWSSNice package.Got a delivery tonight myself. Got these as well as a 10er of Illusione Rothschild and Southern Deaw Jacob's Ladder.I may not eat after all.It it helps my Campesino and La Barba Red arrived today and are resting in the humi.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 07:24:04 AM
One year ago:My kids are still mourning. They cross themselves every time we drive passed a vacant commercial building that used to host one.
...Toys R Us, the pioneering big box toy retailer, announced that it was filing for bankruptcy protection, but that it would continue its normal business operations. (The company announced in March of 2018 that it would be liquidating its U.S. business.)
Post by: Threebean on September 18, 2018, 07:24:43 AM
I need 15 per year. As in hours. FMTT (© SCDave)Once a month, sheesh, you PiMPs are tough. Most of us only need continuing education credits once a year.It went as expected. I needed to attend to get my Professional Development Units for my PMP certification. Once a month, it's no big deal. The issue was that the audio equipment wasn't very clear and the speaker had the thickest accent. Needless to say, I had a headache after all that concentration.Good morning, LTG.Morning, Tony. How'd your meeting go last night?
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 07:26:01 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 07:28:47 AM
I don't have to go every month but I need 60 hours every 3 years. There are plenty of ways to earn them but a couple of hours once a month at a meeting is an easy way to do it.Once a month, sheesh, you PiMPs are tough. Most of us only need continuing education credits once a year.It went as expected. I needed to attend to get my Professional Development Units for my PMP certification. Once a month, it's no big deal. The issue was that the audio equipment wasn't very clear and the speaker had the thickest accent. Needless to say, I had a headache after all that concentration.Good morning, LTG.Morning, Tony. How'd your meeting go last night?
Edit: 60, not 36. Oops.
Post by: Threebean on September 18, 2018, 07:31:15 AM
Meet at a decent restaurant and get some chow in the process, much more tolerable that way.I don't have to go every month but I need 36 hours every 3 years. There are plenty of ways to earn them but a couple of hours once a month at a meeting is an easy way to do it.Once a month, sheesh, you PiMPs are tough. Most of us only need continuing education credits once a year.It went as expected. I needed to attend to get my Professional Development Units for my PMP certification. Once a month, it's no big deal. The issue was that the audio equipment wasn't very clear and the speaker had the thickest accent. Needless to say, I had a headache after all that concentration.Good morning, LTG.Morning, Tony. How'd your meeting go last night?
Post by: Threebean on September 18, 2018, 07:32:01 AM
Post by: Threebean on September 18, 2018, 07:33:38 AM
Today’s Birthdays:Wow, had no idea he was that old.
Actor Fred Willard is 85.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 07:40:48 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 07:48:02 AM
EPC 2nd and coffee.
just dropped off the lady's daughter at work.
Post by: Threebean on September 18, 2018, 07:49:54 AM
Actually, this is incorrect, he's 79. Dave posting #fakebirthdays.Today’s Birthdays:Wow, had no idea he was that old.
Actor Fred Willard is 85.
Post by: Threebean on September 18, 2018, 07:52:20 AM
Morning Mr. Bean. Sleeping in this morning?No, just actually sleeping.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 18, 2018, 07:53:12 AM
I used to have to do that once every two years to keep my insurance license active. Dreaded it every time.Once a month, sheesh, you PiMPs are tough. Most of us only need continuing education credits once a year.It went as expected. I needed to attend to get my Professional Development Units for my PMP certification. Once a month, it's no big deal. The issue was that the audio equipment wasn't very clear and the speaker had the thickest accent. Needless to say, I had a headache after all that concentration.Good morning, LTG.Morning, Tony. How'd your meeting go last night?
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 07:54:53 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 07:56:26 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 07:57:27 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 07:58:21 AM
Post by: Threebean on September 18, 2018, 08:21:09 AM
Three horrible facts: 1. Today is not friday 2. Tomorrow is not Friday 3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.You forgot fact #4, Tuesday is not DeanDay.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 08:24:59 AM
every day is DeanDay, except Sunday.Three horrible facts: 1. Today is not friday 2. Tomorrow is not Friday 3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.You forgot fact #4, Tuesday is not DeanDay.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 09:03:09 AM
You didn't read the disclaimer in the first post that stated +/- 6 years.Actually, this is incorrect, he's 79. Dave posting #fakebirthdays.Today’s Birthdays:Wow, had no idea he was that old.
Actor Fred Willard is 85.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 09:03:34 AM
Ahhhhh Tuesday. The day to remember all the ladies I didn't get done on Monday- and push them off until Wednesday.Fixed it for you.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 09:04:37 AM
Tuesday: The day after Monday that reminds you that you still have four more days of not trying to slap a fellow co-worker.But you're not working......
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 09:04:48 AM
HahahaAhhhhh Tuesday. The day to remember all the ladies I didn't get done on Monday- and push them off until Wednesday.Fixed it for you.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 09:05:45 AM
Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You're just Monday's ugly cousin.Who is posting on Dean's log-in??? :o ???
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 09:19:21 AM
For a second I thought it was dawgbryant.Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You're just Monday's ugly cousin.Who is posting on Dean's log-in??? :o ???
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 18, 2018, 09:20:31 AM
I thought maybe Scott had finally made his triumphant return.For a second I thought it was dawgbryant.Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You're just Monday's ugly cousin.Who is posting on Dean's log-in??? :o ???
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 09:54:46 AM
That Dawg wouldn't be complaining about the days of the week.I thought maybe Scott had finally made his triumphant return.For a second I thought it was dawgbryant.Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You're just Monday's ugly cousin.Who is posting on Dean's log-in??? :o ???
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 18, 2018, 10:02:23 AM
Might be complaining about needing some fresh air, though.That Dawg wouldn't be complaining about the days of the week.I thought maybe Scott had finally made his triumphant return.For a second I thought it was dawgbryant.Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You're just Monday's ugly cousin.Who is posting on Dean's log-in??? :o ???
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Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 10:08:12 AM
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there has been feverish anticipation about what dirt she’d reveal about Donald Trump—but it’s safe to say no one predicted this. According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the president’s penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” So, now you know.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 10:08:16 AM
Or any kind of air as he seems to have to hold his breath underwater for long periods of time.Might be complaining about needing some fresh air, though.That Dawg wouldn't be complaining about the days of the week.I thought maybe Scott had finally made his triumphant return.For a second I thought it was dawgbryant.Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You're just Monday's ugly cousin.Who is posting on Dean's log-in??? :o ???
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 10:10:46 AM
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-danielsMy diet has been going great....your posts as of late have helped greatly in me loosing my appetite.
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there has been feverish anticipation about what dirt she’d reveal about Donald Trump—but it’s safe to say no one predicted this. According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the president’s penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” So, now you know.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 10:12:16 AM
just another reason to hate Trump.https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-danielsMy diet has been going great....your posts as of late have helped greatly in me loosing my appetite.
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there has been feverish anticipation about what dirt she’d reveal about Donald Trump—but it’s safe to say no one predicted this. According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the president’s penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” So, now you know.
LOL.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 18, 2018, 10:14:41 AM
Let me help out some more.https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-danielsMy diet has been going great....your posts as of late have helped greatly in me loosing my appetite.
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there has been feverish anticipation about what dirt she’d reveal about Donald Trump—but it’s safe to say no one predicted this. According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the president’s penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” So, now you know.
(https://static.businessinsider.com/image/57b604799037f7ec060511c7-400/image.jpg)
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 10:17:51 AM
You don't like mushrooms?https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-danielsMy diet has been going great....your posts as of late have helped greatly in me loosing my appetite.
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there has been feverish anticipation about what dirt she’d reveal about Donald Trump—but it’s safe to say no one predicted this. According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the president’s penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” So, now you know.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 10:20:07 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 10:20:44 AM
not anymore.You don't like mushrooms?https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-danielsMy diet has been going great....your posts as of late have helped greatly in me loosing my appetite.
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there has been feverish anticipation about what dirt she’d reveal about Donald Trump—but it’s safe to say no one predicted this. According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the president’s penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” So, now you know.
Post by: razgueado on September 18, 2018, 10:23:50 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 10:32:11 AM
What are you gonna put on your swiss burgers?not anymore.You don't like mushrooms?https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-danielsMy diet has been going great....your posts as of late have helped greatly in me loosing my appetite.
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there has been feverish anticipation about what dirt she’d reveal about Donald Trump—but it’s safe to say no one predicted this. According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the president’s penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” So, now you know.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 10:32:26 AM
Morning, muchachos.Good morning, Bret.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 10:32:40 AM
baconWhat are you gonna put on your swiss burgers?not anymore.You don't like mushrooms?https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-danielsMy diet has been going great....your posts as of late have helped greatly in me loosing my appetite.
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there has been feverish anticipation about what dirt she’d reveal about Donald Trump—but it’s safe to say no one predicted this. According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the president’s penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” So, now you know.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 10:33:02 AM
Morning, muchachos.Sí
Post by: razgueado on September 18, 2018, 10:34:26 AM
Well, it was until we started talking about Stormy Daniels, Donald Trump, and mushrooms. Morning, Tony.Morning, muchachos.Good morning, Bret.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 18, 2018, 10:36:15 AM
FYI, it IS National Cheeseburger Day, so there's no time like the present to celebrate. Stopping on the way home to pick up some burgers to grill for dinner.baconWhat are you gonna put on your swiss burgers?not anymore.You don't like mushrooms?https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-danielsMy diet has been going great....your posts as of late have helped greatly in me loosing my appetite.
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there has been feverish anticipation about what dirt she’d reveal about Donald Trump—but it’s safe to say no one predicted this. According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the president’s penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” So, now you know.
Post by: razgueado on September 18, 2018, 10:36:44 AM
Sí, claro, pero ya no me gustan las setas.Morning, muchachos.Sí
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 10:57:05 AM
me either.Sí, claro, pero ya no me gustan las setas.Morning, muchachos.Sí
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 10:57:26 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 11:12:08 AM
I had to look that up. I've always known them as "los hongos".Sí, claro, pero ya no me gustan las setas.Morning, muchachos.Sí
Post by: razgueado on September 18, 2018, 11:28:18 AM
Okay, follow the Reverend here...Seta is a cooking term, as is champiñon. Hongo is a botanical term, as is callampa. The thing is, hongo is most generally used, especially when using the term metaphorically. But therein was the problem...if I'd used hongo in this context, it would have come off as if I really meant to talk about Trump's dick...which I didn't.I had to look that up. I've always known them as "los hongos".Sí, claro, pero ya no me gustan las setas.Morning, muchachos.Sí
So to be precise, I used the cooking term.
Post by: flip from jersey on September 18, 2018, 11:33:30 AM
good news is, then at least you could go home and ignore the warden(at your own peril!)It went as expected. I needed to attend to get my Professional Development Units for my PMP certification. Once a month, it's no big deal. The issue was that the audio equipment wasn't very clear and the speaker had the thickest accent. Needless to say, I had a headache after all that concentration.Good morning, LTG.Morning, Tony. How'd your meeting go last night?
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 11:42:38 AM
Now he'll just have some lonely swiss on his burgers... :-\not anymore.You don't like mushrooms?https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-danielsMy diet has been going great....your posts as of late have helped greatly in me loosing my appetite.
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there has been feverish anticipation about what dirt she’d reveal about Donald Trump—but it’s safe to say no one predicted this. According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the president’s penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” So, now you know.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 11:44:40 AM
It is also Aging Awareness Day. [some of us are very aware]FYI, it IS National Cheeseburger Day, so there's no time like the present to celebrate. Stopping on the way home to pick up some burgers to grill for dinner.baconWhat are you gonna put on your swiss burgers?not anymore.You don't like mushrooms?https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-danielsMy diet has been going great....your posts as of late have helped greatly in me loosing my appetite.
Ever since Stormy Daniels said she was writing a tell-all book, there has been feverish anticipation about what dirt she’d reveal about Donald Trump—but it’s safe to say no one predicted this. According to a copy obtained by The Guardian, the book gives excruciating detail of her alleged affair with Trump, including one nightmarish image in which she compares the president’s penis to Toad—the incredibly annoying mushroom character from Mario. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.” So, now you know.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 11:49:40 AM
Yea, you're a couple of real fungi's!Okay, follow the Reverend here...Seta is a cooking term, as is champiñon. Hongo is a botanical term, as is callampa. The thing is, hongo is most generally used, especially when using the term metaphorically. But therein was the problem...if I'd used hongo in this context, it would have come off as if I really meant to talk about Trump's dick...which I didn't.I had to look that up. I've always known them as "los hongos".Sí, claro, pero ya no me gustan las setas.Morning, muchachos.Sí
So to be precise, I used the cooking term.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 11:49:54 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 11:50:40 AM
I don't have to do lunchtime reports or jokes of the day! :P
Post by: razgueado on September 18, 2018, 11:55:57 AM
Good Day RevRaz.Today I'm LinguistRaz
Post by: razgueado on September 18, 2018, 12:09:40 PM
The fungest.Yea, you're a couple of real fungi's!Okay, follow the Reverend here...Seta is a cooking term, as is champiñon. Hongo is a botanical term, as is callampa. The thing is, hongo is most generally used, especially when using the term metaphorically. But therein was the problem...if I'd used hongo in this context, it would have come off as if I really meant to talk about Trump's dick...which I didn't.I had to look that up. I've always known them as "los hongos".Sí, claro, pero ya no me gustan las setas.Morning, muchachos.Sí
So to be precise, I used the cooking term.
Post by: flip from jersey on September 18, 2018, 12:10:32 PM
Flip is here!hot & sour soup, House special Chow fun(not so special).
I don't have to do lunchtime reports or jokes of the day! :P
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 12:23:12 PM
Well, mycologist, but close enough.The fungest.Yea, you're a couple of real fungi's!Okay, follow the Reverend here...Seta is a cooking term, as is champiñon. Hongo is a botanical term, as is callampa. The thing is, hongo is most generally used, especially when using the term metaphorically. But therein was the problem...if I'd used hongo in this context, it would have come off as if I really meant to talk about Trump's dick...which I didn't.I had to look that up. I've always known them as "los hongos".Sí, claro, pero ya no me gustan las setas.Morning, muchachos.Sí
So to be precise, I used the cooking term.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 12:26:13 PM
Is that a variant of Cunnilingus ?Good Day RevRaz.Today I'm LinguistRaz
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 12:27:23 PM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 12:34:47 PM
Okay, follow the Reverend here...Seta is a cooking term, as is champiñon. Hongo is a botanical term, as is callampa. The thing is, hongo is most generally used, especially when using the term metaphorically. But therein was the problem...if I'd used hongo in this context, it would have come off as if I really meant to talk about Trump's dick...which I didn't.I had to look that up. I've always known them as "los hongos".Sí, claro, pero ya no me gustan las setas.Morning, muchachos.Sí
So to be precise, I used the cooking term.
Interesting and completely understand. I'd just never heard the term "seta". Familiar only with champiñon and hongo. Learn something new every day. Thanks.
Post by: razgueado on September 18, 2018, 12:52:54 PM
Well, I've been told I'm quite cunning...Is that a variant of Cunnilingus ?Good Day RevRaz.Today I'm LinguistRaz
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 01:05:49 PM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 18, 2018, 01:10:40 PM
Not looking good for an afternoon cigar today. Pouring like a son-of-a-bitch here.Must be Hurricane Flo hanging around.
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Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 01:22:06 PM
In fact is is a visit from what's left of her.Not looking good for an afternoon cigar today. Pouring like a son-of-a-bitch here.Must be Hurricane Flo hanging around.
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Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 01:23:22 PM
Not looking good for an afternoon cigar today. Pouring like a son-of-a-bitch here.You're in the middle of a nice sized band, looks to be clear behind it for a bit, so don't give up on that cigar.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 01:50:36 PM
Sure enough.Not looking good for an afternoon cigar today. Pouring like a son-of-a-bitch here.You're in the middle of a nice sized band, looks to be clear behind it for a bit, so don't give up on that cigar.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on September 18, 2018, 02:19:56 PM
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 02:26:04 PM
So a potential Dean protégé....Well, I've been told I'm quite cunning...Is that a variant of Cunnilingus ?Good Day RevRaz.Today I'm LinguistRaz
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 02:26:24 PM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 02:58:32 PM
Post by: flip from jersey on September 18, 2018, 03:07:55 PM
Tell us a Joke Flip.“What’s the difference between a pickpocket and peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.”
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 03:12:25 PM
off to the hospital.I wouldn't want to be the model and I wouldn't want to be where she's at. not many 'normal' patients there.
now HER daughter is trying to set me up with her neighbor.
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 03:16:35 PM
Hope you have a good calendar app on your phone.off to the hospital.I wouldn't want to be the model and I wouldn't want to be where she's at. not many 'normal' patients there.
now HER daughter is trying to set me up with her neighbor.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 03:21:02 PM
yes, and it's full until the middle of October.Hope you have a good calendar app on your phone.off to the hospital.I wouldn't want to be the model and I wouldn't want to be where she's at. not many 'normal' patients there.
now HER daughter is trying to set me up with her neighbor.
Post by: flip from jersey on September 18, 2018, 03:21:44 PM
ok, can't tell the players without a scorecard, this a a ladies daughter, who lounges au natural inoff to the hospital.I wouldn't want to be the model and I wouldn't want to be where she's at. not many 'normal' patients there.
now HER daughter is trying to set me up with her neighbor.
the hotub(nekkid), who is try to set you up with a different lady?
Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 03:33:21 PM
Nope, the model's daughter, not the neighbors daughter. Keep up Flip! 8)ok, can't tell the players without a scorecard, this a a ladies daughter, who lounges au natural inoff to the hospital.I wouldn't want to be the model and I wouldn't want to be where she's at. not many 'normal' patients there.
now HER daughter is trying to set me up with her neighbor.
the hotub(nekkid), who is try to set you up with a different lady?
Post by: Threebean on September 18, 2018, 03:37:36 PM
A fine submission. Afternoon, HennyFlip.Tell us a Joke Flip.“What’s the difference between a pickpocket and peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.”
Post by: Threebean on September 18, 2018, 03:38:57 PM
SenseiDean will have GrasshopperRaz waxing his truck shortly.So a potential Dean protégé....Well, I've been told I'm quite cunning...Is that a variant of Cunnilingus ?Good Day RevRaz.Today I'm LinguistRaz
Post by: FloridaDean on September 18, 2018, 03:46:39 PM
I posted a scorecard twice now. I'm having a difficult time keeping track now too.ok, can't tell the players without a scorecard, this a a ladies daughter, who lounges au natural inoff to the hospital.I wouldn't want to be the model and I wouldn't want to be where she's at. not many 'normal' patients there.
now HER daughter is trying to set me up with her neighbor.
the hotub(nekkid), who is try to set you up with a different lady?
Post by: flip from jersey on September 18, 2018, 05:51:34 PM
ok, you are driving around the daughter with the deadbeat boyfriend who totaled her car right,Nope, the model's daughter, not the neighbors daughter. Keep up Flip! 8)ok, can't tell the players without a scorecard, this a a ladies daughter, who lounges au natural inoff to the hospital.I wouldn't want to be the model and I wouldn't want to be where she's at. not many 'normal' patients there.
now HER daughter is trying to set me up with her neighbor.
the hotub(nekkid), who is try to set you up with a different lady?
or are you just bringing her to work in the morning, and picking up another random woman in the afternoon?
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 18, 2018, 07:02:14 PM
My cigar of the day was a Padron 3000. Never disappoints. Lots of flavor on the retrohale.Not looking good for an afternoon cigar today. Pouring like a son-of-a-bitch here.You're in the middle of a nice sized band, looks to be clear behind it for a bit, so don't give up on that cigar.
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Post by: Travellin Dave on September 18, 2018, 10:02:40 PM
Told you you'd be able to get that cigar in.My cigar of the day was a Padron 3000. Never disappoints. Lots of flavor on the retrohale.Not looking good for an afternoon cigar today. Pouring like a son-of-a-bitch here.You're in the middle of a nice sized band, looks to be clear behind it for a bit, so don't give up on that cigar.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180918/40091f9bcd89c4d545d4133d88b46518.jpg)