Quote from: Texas Redfish on January 15, 2016, 09:14:13 PMDamn who woke up all the old farts?Speak for yourself, ya old fart.
Damn who woke up all the old farts?
Warden asked why do I have all those tubs stacked up in my office Answer was simple, got a part time retirement job as a sperm donor and they sent me those for collecting the samples in. She was almost amused.
Quote from: Threebean on January 15, 2016, 09:12:06 PMQuote from: Travellin Dave on January 15, 2016, 09:02:28 PMNice Veal Parm for dinner, now a Warped La Hacienda and a pour of Longrow scotch.Tempted to head outside for a smile myself, but it's 53 deg. Burrrrrrr....That's friggin balmy! 39 here and feeling fine, don't even have the heater on.
Quote from: Travellin Dave on January 15, 2016, 09:02:28 PMNice Veal Parm for dinner, now a Warped La Hacienda and a pour of Longrow scotch.Tempted to head outside for a smile myself, but it's 53 deg. Burrrrrrr....
Nice Veal Parm for dinner, now a Warped La Hacienda and a pour of Longrow scotch.
Quote from: Texas Redfish on January 15, 2016, 09:30:05 PMWarden asked why do I have all those tubs stacked up in my office Answer was simple, got a part time retirement job as a sperm donor and they sent me those for collecting the samples in. She was almost amused.They are NEVER amused. Sense of humor is not extended to spouses. I think it's in some warden handbook somewhere.
Quote from: Travellin Dave on January 15, 2016, 09:36:39 PMQuote from: Texas Redfish on January 15, 2016, 09:30:05 PMWarden asked why do I have all those tubs stacked up in my office Answer was simple, got a part time retirement job as a sperm donor and they sent me those for collecting the samples in. She was almost amused.They are NEVER amused. Sense of humor is not extended to spouses. I think it's in some warden handbook somewhere.I think Bean is maybe one of them as he is even less amused than the warden
Quote from: Texas Redfish on January 15, 2016, 09:39:53 PMQuote from: Travellin Dave on January 15, 2016, 09:36:39 PMQuote from: Texas Redfish on January 15, 2016, 09:30:05 PMWarden asked why do I have all those tubs stacked up in my office Answer was simple, got a part time retirement job as a sperm donor and they sent me those for collecting the samples in. She was almost amused.They are NEVER amused. Sense of humor is not extended to spouses. I think it's in some warden handbook somewhere.I think Bean is maybe one of them as he is even less amused than the wardenTubs full of TxDave semen? How in the fook is that anything but gag inducing? (TWSS)
Quote from: Travellin Dave on January 15, 2016, 09:36:39 PMQuote from: Texas Redfish on January 15, 2016, 09:30:05 PMWarden asked why do I have all those tubs stacked up in my office Answer was simple, got a part time retirement job as a sperm donor and they sent me those for collecting the samples in. She was almost amused.They are NEVER amused. Sense of humor is not extended to spouses. I think it's in some warden handbook somewhere.Case in point, they don't think farts are funny. WTF?
Quote from: Threebean on January 15, 2016, 09:46:53 PMQuote from: Texas Redfish on January 15, 2016, 09:39:53 PMQuote from: Travellin Dave on January 15, 2016, 09:36:39 PMQuote from: Texas Redfish on January 15, 2016, 09:30:05 PMWarden asked why do I have all those tubs stacked up in my office Answer was simple, got a part time retirement job as a sperm donor and they sent me those for collecting the samples in. She was almost amused.They are NEVER amused. Sense of humor is not extended to spouses. I think it's in some warden handbook somewhere.I think Bean is maybe one of them as he is even less amused than the wardenTubs full of TxDave semen? How in the fook is that anything but gag inducing? (TWSS)Of course it's funny. Why a big tupperware container when we all know one test tube will do. YellowStar and his melamine jars is another story.....young stud!
Time for me to go to sleep, later tubs.