Post by: CigarBanter on February 23, 2021, 12:04:42 AM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 23, 2021, 05:24:56 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 23, 2021, 05:48:21 AM
Happy twofer!I'm developing a distain for Tuesdays. Good morning, Dave.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 23, 2021, 05:58:42 AM
It's a close second to Mondays for me, but only because grocery shopping is on Monday, and that's a chore and a half.Happy twofer!I'm developing a distain for Tuesdays. Good morning, Dave.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 23, 2021, 06:02:23 AM
I hear you about grocery shopping. And it doesn't end with the shopping part either. After you carry all the crap in, now you've got to play fridge tetris.It's a close second to Mondays for me, but only because grocery shopping is on Monday, and that's a chore and a half.Happy twofer!I'm developing a distain for Tuesdays. Good morning, Dave.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 23, 2021, 06:30:29 AM
I'm the one who has to do all the shopping, I let the rest of them figure out putting it away. LolI hear you about grocery shopping. And it doesn't end with the shopping part either. After you carry all the crap in, now you've got to play fridge tetris.It's a close second to Mondays for me, but only because grocery shopping is on Monday, and that's a chore and a half.Happy twofer!I'm developing a distain for Tuesdays. Good morning, Dave.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 23, 2021, 07:05:18 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 23, 2021, 07:20:29 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 23, 2021, 07:21:01 AM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 23, 2021, 07:30:58 AM
Did I mention my refrigerator door is busted and you have to shimmy it just the right way in order to close it? Apparently, I'm the only one in the family who knows how to close it. Therefore, I spend a large part of my day listening to incessant beeping.Man, that would drive me nuts. Sometimes, when the wife is sitting on the couch, she has a fan going on her, and it blows against the blinds, and one of them on the end will repeatedly bounce against the wall. Like ants in my brain.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 23, 2021, 07:43:02 AM
I'm working on dulling all of my senses.Did I mention my refrigerator door is busted and you have to shimmy it just the right way in order to close it? Apparently, I'm the only one in the family who knows how to close it. Therefore, I spend a large part of my day listening to incessant beeping.Man, that would drive me nuts. Sometimes, when the wife is sitting on the couch, she has a fan going on her, and it blows against the blinds, and one of them on the end will repeatedly bounce against the wall. Like ants in my brain.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 23, 2021, 07:45:14 AM
I save that for the rum or tequila on Friday and Saturday nights.I'm working on dulling all of my senses.Did I mention my refrigerator door is busted and you have to shimmy it just the right way in order to close it? Apparently, I'm the only one in the family who knows how to close it. Therefore, I spend a large part of my day listening to incessant beeping.Man, that would drive me nuts. Sometimes, when the wife is sitting on the couch, she has a fan going on her, and it blows against the blinds, and one of them on the end will repeatedly bounce against the wall. Like ants in my brain.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 23, 2021, 08:50:51 AM
I need a more permanent solution. Perhaps IV drip?I save that for the rum or tequila on Friday and Saturday nights.I'm working on dulling all of my senses.Did I mention my refrigerator door is busted and you have to shimmy it just the right way in order to close it? Apparently, I'm the only one in the family who knows how to close it. Therefore, I spend a large part of my day listening to incessant beeping.Man, that would drive me nuts. Sometimes, when the wife is sitting on the couch, she has a fan going on her, and it blows against the blinds, and one of them on the end will repeatedly bounce against the wall. Like ants in my brain.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 23, 2021, 08:56:23 AM
That might work. I had a doctor back in the day who would've been happy to hook you up. But he threw himself off a bridge before he could be sent to jail, so that ship has sailed.I need a more permanent solution. Perhaps IV drip?I save that for the rum or tequila on Friday and Saturday nights.I'm working on dulling all of my senses.Did I mention my refrigerator door is busted and you have to shimmy it just the right way in order to close it? Apparently, I'm the only one in the family who knows how to close it. Therefore, I spend a large part of my day listening to incessant beeping.Man, that would drive me nuts. Sometimes, when the wife is sitting on the couch, she has a fan going on her, and it blows against the blinds, and one of them on the end will repeatedly bounce against the wall. Like ants in my brain.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 23, 2021, 09:08:46 AM
Or fell, to be more specific.That might work. I had a doctor back in the day who would've been happy to hook you up. But he threw himself off a bridge before he could be sent to jail, so that ship has sailed.I need a more permanent solution. Perhaps IV drip?I save that for the rum or tequila on Friday and Saturday nights.I'm working on dulling all of my senses.Did I mention my refrigerator door is busted and you have to shimmy it just the right way in order to close it? Apparently, I'm the only one in the family who knows how to close it. Therefore, I spend a large part of my day listening to incessant beeping.Man, that would drive me nuts. Sometimes, when the wife is sitting on the couch, she has a fan going on her, and it blows against the blinds, and one of them on the end will repeatedly bounce against the wall. Like ants in my brain.
Post by: razgueado on February 23, 2021, 09:40:15 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 23, 2021, 09:52:09 AM
All the good ones die.That might work. I had a doctor back in the day who would've been happy to hook you up. But he threw himself off a bridge before he could be sent to jail, so that ship has sailed.I need a more permanent solution. Perhaps IV drip?I save that for the rum or tequila on Friday and Saturday nights.I'm working on dulling all of my senses.Did I mention my refrigerator door is busted and you have to shimmy it just the right way in order to close it? Apparently, I'm the only one in the family who knows how to close it. Therefore, I spend a large part of my day listening to incessant beeping.Man, that would drive me nuts. Sometimes, when the wife is sitting on the couch, she has a fan going on her, and it blows against the blinds, and one of them on the end will repeatedly bounce against the wall. Like ants in my brain.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 23, 2021, 10:22:48 AM
Morning, muchachos.Hi Raz.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 23, 2021, 10:24:15 AM
The bad ones too, for that matter.All the good ones die.That might work. I had a doctor back in the day who would've been happy to hook you up. But he threw himself off a bridge before he could be sent to jail, so that ship has sailed.I need a more permanent solution. Perhaps IV drip?I save that for the rum or tequila on Friday and Saturday nights.I'm working on dulling all of my senses.Did I mention my refrigerator door is busted and you have to shimmy it just the right way in order to close it? Apparently, I'm the only one in the family who knows how to close it. Therefore, I spend a large part of my day listening to incessant beeping.Man, that would drive me nuts. Sometimes, when the wife is sitting on the couch, she has a fan going on her, and it blows against the blinds, and one of them on the end will repeatedly bounce against the wall. Like ants in my brain.
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 23, 2021, 10:34:13 AM
Don't you guys have a bunch of able bodied little people around that eat most of said groceries? Start sharin' the workload!I hear you about grocery shopping. And it doesn't end with the shopping part either. After you carry all the crap in, now you've got to play fridge tetris.It's a close second to Mondays for me, but only because grocery shopping is on Monday, and that's a chore and a half.Happy twofer!I'm developing a distain for Tuesdays. Good morning, Dave.
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 23, 2021, 10:35:43 AM
Welcome to RefrigeratorBanter.com.If you are looking for a replacement, Consumer Reports says LG is the way to go.
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 23, 2021, 10:36:48 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 23, 2021, 10:37:51 AM
You need to reprioritize the man cave in your master plan.I'm working on dulling all of my senses.Did I mention my refrigerator door is busted and you have to shimmy it just the right way in order to close it? Apparently, I'm the only one in the family who knows how to close it. Therefore, I spend a large part of my day listening to incessant beeping.Man, that would drive me nuts. Sometimes, when the wife is sitting on the couch, she has a fan going on her, and it blows against the blinds, and one of them on the end will repeatedly bounce against the wall. Like ants in my brain.
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 23, 2021, 10:39:00 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 23, 2021, 10:43:17 AM
There are 311 days left in the year.
Today’s Highlight in History:
On Feb. 23, 1836, the siege of the Alamo began in San Antonio, Texas.
On this date:
In 1861, President-elect Abraham Lincoln arrived secretly in Washington to take office, following word of a possible assassination plot in Baltimore.
In 1870, Mississippi was readmitted to the Union.
In 1903, President Theodore Roosevelt signed an agreement with Cuba to lease the area around Guantanamo Bay to the United States.
In 1942, the first shelling of the U.S. mainland during World War II occurred as a Japanese submarine fired on an oil refinery near Santa Barbara, California, causing little damage.
In 1945, during World War II, U.S. Marines on Iwo Jima captured Mount Suribachi, where they raised two American flags (the second flag-raising was captured in the iconic Associated Press photograph.)
In 1954, the first mass inoculation of schoolchildren against polio using the Salk vaccine began in Pittsburgh as some 5,000 students were vaccinated.
In 1965, film comedian Stan Laurel, 74, died in Santa Monica, California.
In 1981, an attempted coup began in Spain as 200 members of the Civil Guard invaded Parliament, taking lawmakers hostage. (However, the attempt collapsed 18 hours later.)
In 1995, the Dow Jones industrial average closed above the 4,000 mark for the first time, ending the day at 4,003.33.
In 1998, 42 people were killed, some 2,600 homes and businesses damaged or destroyed, by tornadoes in central Florida.
In 2007, a Mississippi grand jury refused to bring any new charges in the 1955 slaying of Emmett Till, the Black teenager who was beaten and shot after being accused of whistling at a white woman, declining to indict the woman, Carolyn Bryant Donham, for manslaughter.
In 2006, Japan’s Shizuka Arakawa (shih-ZOO’-kuh ah-rah-KAH’-wah) stunned favorites Sasha Cohen of the United States and Irina Slutskaya (sloot-SKY’-yah) of Russia to claim the ladies’ figure skating gold medal at the Turin Winter Olympics.
Post by: razgueado on February 23, 2021, 10:43:57 AM
Morning DomesticDave, ToolManTony and Razputin.Razputin, indeed. Today I'm learning how to sexually harass people better.
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 23, 2021, 10:44:53 AM
Five years ago: Donald Trump won the Nevada Republican caucuses; Marco Rubio finished second while Ted Cruz placed third. A 26-year-old gunman killed four family members and torched their house in Phoenix before being shot dead by authorities.
One year ago: Chinese President Xi Jinping defended the Communist Party’s response to the coronavirus as “timely and effective,” but warned that the epidemic was still “grim and complex.” Japan reported the third fatality from among those who’d been aboard a quarantined cruise ship. Iran raised its death toll to eight, the highest toll outside China; Italy reported 152 cases, the largest number outside of Asia, including three deaths. Italian authorities said they would shut down Venice’s famed Carnival events in a bid to stop the spread of the virus.
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 23, 2021, 10:45:30 AM
It's important to always work to improve yourself!Morning DomesticDave, ToolManTony and Razputin.Razputin, indeed. Today I'm learning how to sexually harass people better.
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 23, 2021, 10:47:53 AM
Pro and College Football Hall of Famer Fred Biletnikoff is 78.
Author John Sandford is 77.
Country-rock musician Rusty Young is 75.
Actor Patricia Richardson is 70.
Former NFL player Ed “Too Tall” Jones is 70.
Rock musician Brad Whitford (Aerosmith) is 69.
Singer Howard Jones is 66.
Rock musician Michael Wilton (Queensryche) is 59.
Country singer Dusty Drake is 57.
Actor Kristin Davis is 56.
Former tennis player Helena Sukova is 56.
Actor Marc Price is 53.
TV personality/businessman Daymond John (TV: “Shark Tank”) is 52.
Actor Niecy Nash is 51.
Rock musician Jeff Beres (Sister Hazel) is 50.
Country singer Steve Holy is 49.
Rock musician Lasse (loss) Johansson (The Cardigans) is 48.
Film and theater composer Robert Lopez is 46.
Actor Kelly Macdonald is 45.
Rapper Residente (Calle 13) is 43.
Actor Josh Gad is 40.
Actor Emily Blunt is 38.
Actor Aziz Ansari is 38.
Actor Tye White (TV: “Greenleaf”) is 35.
Actor Dakota Fanning is 27.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 23, 2021, 10:52:27 AM
You might not be paying attention very well. ;)Morning DomesticDave, ToolManTony and Razputin.Razputin, indeed. Today I'm learning how to sexually harass people better.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 23, 2021, 10:53:02 AM
Welcome to Tuesdays version of "This Old House" and Tony, the Toolman Taylor...arr...arrr...arr...arrSpeaking of which, I think his new show starts today.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 23, 2021, 10:58:46 AM
https://www.tvinsider.com/986546/assembly-required-tim-allen-richard-karn-preview/Welcome to Tuesdays version of "This Old House" and Tony, the Toolman Taylor...arr...arrr...arr...arrSpeaking of which, I think his new show starts today.
Post by: razgueado on February 23, 2021, 10:59:09 AM
I keep waiting for the naked women.You might not be paying attention very well. ;)Morning DomesticDave, ToolManTony and Razputin.Razputin, indeed. Today I'm learning how to sexually harass people better.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 23, 2021, 11:14:56 AM
Too expensive. Not the refrigerator, the kitchen renovation.Welcome to RefrigeratorBanter.com.If you are looking for a replacement, Consumer Reports says LG is the way to go.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 23, 2021, 11:15:43 AM
No joke. Good morning, Dave.You need to reprioritize the man cave in your master plan.I'm working on dulling all of my senses.Did I mention my refrigerator door is busted and you have to shimmy it just the right way in order to close it? Apparently, I'm the only one in the family who knows how to close it. Therefore, I spend a large part of my day listening to incessant beeping.Man, that would drive me nuts. Sometimes, when the wife is sitting on the couch, she has a fan going on her, and it blows against the blinds, and one of them on the end will repeatedly bounce against the wall. Like ants in my brain.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 23, 2021, 11:16:26 AM
Is that a soft skill?Morning DomesticDave, ToolManTony and Razputin.Razputin, indeed. Today I'm learning how to sexually harass people better.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 23, 2021, 11:20:54 AM
Depends on how much force he puts into the complimentary ass smack.Is that a soft skill?Morning DomesticDave, ToolManTony and Razputin.Razputin, indeed. Today I'm learning how to sexually harass people better.
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 23, 2021, 12:47:30 PM
And depends on who you're askin'.Depends on how much force he puts into the complimentary ass smack.Is that a soft skill?Morning DomesticDave, ToolManTony and Razputin.Razputin, indeed. Today I'm learning how to sexually harass people better.
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 23, 2021, 01:09:19 PM
Post by: razgueado on February 23, 2021, 01:15:15 PM
I'm more of a slap and tickle kind of guy.Depends on how much force he puts into the complimentary ass smack.Is that a soft skill?Morning DomesticDave, ToolManTony and Razputin.Razputin, indeed. Today I'm learning how to sexually harass people better.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 23, 2021, 01:17:50 PM
Not if you want to get 100% on your post-training quiz, you're not.I'm more of a slap and tickle kind of guy.Depends on how much force he puts into the complimentary ass smack.Is that a soft skill?Morning DomesticDave, ToolManTony and Razputin.Razputin, indeed. Today I'm learning how to sexually harass people better.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 23, 2021, 02:16:24 PM
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 23, 2021, 03:08:23 PM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on February 23, 2021, 05:34:53 PM
Tiger Woods injured in a rollover accident. Suffered multiple leg injuries.He really did a number on his car. Sheesh.
Post by: Oyam18 on February 23, 2021, 06:20:45 PM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 23, 2021, 06:50:28 PM
Slow day here. 8)Page 4.
Post by: Travellin Dave on February 23, 2021, 08:05:24 PM
Slow day here. 8)Is that good or bad?
Post by: Oyam18 on February 23, 2021, 08:46:47 PM
yes and noSlow day here. 8)Is that good or bad?
Post by: Oyam18 on February 23, 2021, 09:46:31 PM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on February 23, 2021, 10:21:23 PM
I am officially old, it’s bed time.I'm jealous. Dying to go to bed. Have to finish a proposal and send it out. Then, first meeting tomorrow is at 6:15.