As much of a hardass as I can be, I don't like killing God's creatures. The Enumclaw Plateau is known for being a haven for stinging insects. Hence the high school mascots, on both sides of the river, are Hornets.
I like wasps. They are elegant creatures. Vicious, but elegant. We get along most of the time. I stay out of their way, and they do some serious pest control in the garden. Win-win.
But this year the Harley hasn't left the carport, and the little buggers decided to build a condo under it. I get it, opportunity and all. But they took liberties, and got all defensive when the nephews happened to walk by. So, I had to evict, but they don't take to eviction politely, and that meant I had to get calculatedly homicidal. I went biological on them. But they aren't pacifists, so a bioterror war ensued.