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[FloridaDean]

lady's daughter called asking if I had any oil. apparently her deadbeat live in boyfriend ran her 2018 Dodge Dart to the point that the oil sensor came on, or had been on for a looooong time, and won't start.

[LuvTooGolf]

lady's daughter called asking if I had any oil. apparently her deadbeat live in boyfriend ran her 2018 Dodge Dart to the point that the oil sensor came on, or had been on for a looooong time, and won't start.

How much does he drive it that it's that new and already completely shot on oil?

[FloridaDean]

he's also rounded all the corners on it and dented the driver side door, rear bumper, and right rear quarter panel.

[Threebean]

lady's daughter called asking if I had any oil. apparently her deadbeat live in boyfriend ran her 2018 Dodge Dart to the point that the oil sensor came on, or had been on for a looooong time, and won't start.

How much does he drive it that it's that new and already completely shot on oil?

Indeed.  Perhaps it's a typo, 2008 Dart.

[Threebean]

he's also rounded all the corners on it and dented the driver side door, rear bumper, and right rear quarter panel.

He's quite a catch.

[Threebean]

Morning Daves, Tony, and DeadBeatsKeepComin'Dean.   Friday at last.

[LuvTooGolf]

he's also rounded all the corners on it and dented the driver side door, rear bumper, and right rear quarter panel.

He certainly sounds like marriage material to me. But maybe she should try having a couple of kids with him first, that will surely settle him down.

[sfish]

lady's daughter called asking if I had any oil. apparently her deadbeat live in boyfriend ran her 2018 Dodge Dart to the point that the oil sensor came on, or had been on for a looooong time, and won't start.

How much does he drive it that it's that new and already completely shot on oil?

Indeed.  Perhaps it's a typo, 2008 Beef Dart.

Fixed it

[sfish]

lady's daughter called asking if I had any oil. apparently her deadbeat live in boyfriend ran her 2018 Dodge Dart to the point that the oil sensor came on, or had been on for a looooong time, and won't start.

How much does he drive it that it's that new and already completely shot on oil?

It's HOW he drives it...like it's stolen!

[sfish]

That's it, I'm out!

[Threebean]

he's also rounded all the corners on it and dented the driver side door, rear bumper, and right rear quarter panel.

He certainly sounds like marriage material to me. But maybe she should try having a couple of kids with him first, that will surely settle him down.

I like the way the daughter calls Dean asking if he has any oil for it.  That's deadbeat 101 for taking a problem of your own making and making it someone else's.  Luckily Dean is on to that schitt. Right, Dean?  Right?

[LuvTooGolf]

That's it, I'm out!

Well, it was 2 more posts than we expected from you.

[Travellin Dave]

lady's daughter called asking if I had any oil. apparently her deadbeat live in boyfriend ran her 2018 Dodge Dart to the point that the oil sensor came on, or had been on for a looooong time, and won't start.

Tell her there are things called gas stations and auto supply stores, they have such things.
Need to teach them that when shit happens, the first thing to do isn't "Call Dean".

[LuvTooGolf]

he's also rounded all the corners on it and dented the driver side door, rear bumper, and right rear quarter panel.

He certainly sounds like marriage material to me. But maybe she should try having a couple of kids with him first, that will surely settle him down.

I like the way the daughter calls Dean asking if he has any oil for it.  That's deadbeat 101 for taking a problem of your own making and making it someone else's.  Luckily Dean is on to that schitt. Right, Dean?  Right?

He can't answer, he's on his way to breakfast, then Auto Zone.

[Travellin Dave]

Hi and Bye Fishy, Morning Mr. Bean.