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Re: 8/28/2014
« Reply #90 on: August 28, 2014, 09:05:48 AM »

good morning. at a rest stop on I-10 in Lake City, Florida. less than 2 hours to destination. fired up a Four Kicks, thank you KC. in case you're wondering, I left at 3:30 this morning to beat the traffic.
Get'n on down the road Dean!!!  Great man you are almost there.  Thanks for the morning update and BE SAFE!
I can smell the Efferdent and oatmeal cookies already.
Ha! Dean's ETA is 10AM, just in time for lunch
Brunch! Morning Scotty and OyOyOy!
Morning Rodney (Back to School) Dangerfield
Morning Blueballs.
Yikes, Blueballs...!!!!  A few years ago I started having some pain in my left nut.  Just a mild but throbbing pain.  I thought for sure I'd have to go to the doctor over it.  Then I thought about how my wife and I hadn't been getting along for the past 3 or 4 months, and could the problem be blueballs...?  To see if  I was right, I pulled in my pride for the day and made up with my wife.  The next day, the pain was gone (blueballs, not my wife.)  So it's very important to make up with your wife at least once or twice a month...!
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Re: 8/28/2014
« Reply #91 on: August 28, 2014, 09:08:57 AM »

good morning. at a rest stop on I-10 in Lake City, Florida. less than 2 hours to destination. fired up a Four Kicks, thank you KC. in case you're wondering, I left at 3:30 this morning to beat the traffic.
Get'n on down the road Dean!!!  Great man you are almost there.  Thanks for the morning update and BE SAFE!
I can smell the Efferdent and oatmeal cookies already.
Ha! Dean's ETA is 10AM, just in time for lunch
Brunch! Morning Scotty and OyOyOy!
Morning Rodney (Back to School) Dangerfield
Morning Blueballs.
Morning TexasDave. This "Deanwatch" is like following the white Bronco a few years back
LMAO yes for sure
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Re: 8/28/2014
« Reply #92 on: August 28, 2014, 09:10:01 AM »

good morning. at a rest stop on I-10 in Lake City, Florida. less than 2 hours to destination. fired up a Four Kicks, thank you KC. in case you're wondering, I left at 3:30 this morning to beat the traffic.
Get'n on down the road Dean!!!  Great man you are almost there.  Thanks for the morning update and BE SAFE!
I can smell the Efferdent and oatmeal cookies already.
Ha! Dean's ETA is 10AM, just in time for lunch
Brunch! Morning Scotty and OyOyOy!
Morning Rodney (Back to School) Dangerfield
Morning Blueballs.
Yikes, Blueballs...!!!!  A few years ago I started having some pain in my left nut.  Just a mild but throbbing pain.  I thought for sure I'd have to go to the doctor over it.  Then I thought about how my wife and I hadn't been getting along for the past 3 or 4 months, and could the problem be blueballs...?  To see if  I was right, I pulled in my pride for the day and made up with my wife.  The next day, the pain was gone (blueballs, not my wife.)  So it's very important to make up with your wife at least once or twice a month...!
Cripes! 3 or 4 MONTHS? Couldn't you just rub one out?
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Re: 8/28/2014
« Reply #93 on: August 28, 2014, 09:10:39 AM »

good morning. at a rest stop on I-10 in Lake City, Florida. less than 2 hours to destination. fired up a Four Kicks, thank you KC. in case you're wondering, I left at 3:30 this morning to beat the traffic.
Get'n on down the road Dean!!!  Great man you are almost there.  Thanks for the morning update and BE SAFE!
I can smell the Efferdent and oatmeal cookies already.
Ha! Dean's ETA is 10AM, just in time for lunch
Brunch! Morning Scotty and OyOyOy!
Morning Rodney (Back to School) Dangerfield
Morning Blueballs.
Yikes, Blueballs...!!!!  A few years ago I started having some pain in my left nut.  Just a mild but throbbing pain.  I thought for sure I'd have to go to the doctor over it.  Then I thought about how my wife and I hadn't been getting along for the past 3 or 4 months, and could the problem be blueballs...?  To see if  I was right, I pulled in my pride for the day and made up with my wife.  The next day, the pain was gone (blueballs, not my wife.)  So it's very important to make up with your wife at least once or twice a month...!
LMFAO - good tip for SFish to get his stars back. 
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Re: 8/28/2014
« Reply #94 on: August 28, 2014, 09:11:08 AM »

good morning. at a rest stop on I-10 in Lake City, Florida. less than 2 hours to destination. fired up a Four Kicks, thank you KC. in case you're wondering, I left at 3:30 this morning to beat the traffic.
Get'n on down the road Dean!!!  Great man you are almost there.  Thanks for the morning update and BE SAFE!
I can smell the Efferdent and oatmeal cookies already.
Ha! Dean's ETA is 10AM, just in time for lunch
Brunch! Morning Scotty and OyOyOy!
Morning Rodney (Back to School) Dangerfield
Morning Blueballs.
Morning TexasDave. This "Deanwatch" is like following the white Bronco a few years back
I have my Google Maps set on Lake City, Flordia.....  When I zoom in real close on the map, I swear I can smell cigar smoke....
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Re: 8/28/2014
« Reply #95 on: August 28, 2014, 09:12:30 AM »

good morning. at a rest stop on I-10 in Lake City, Florida. less than 2 hours to destination. fired up a Four Kicks, thank you KC. in case you're wondering, I left at 3:30 this morning to beat the traffic.
Get'n on down the road Dean!!!  Great man you are almost there.  Thanks for the morning update and BE SAFE!
I can smell the Efferdent and oatmeal cookies already.
Ha! Dean's ETA is 10AM, just in time for lunch
Brunch! Morning Scotty and OyOyOy!
Morning Rodney (Back to School) Dangerfield
Morning Blueballs.
Morning TexasDave. This "Deanwatch" is like following the white Bronco a few years back
LMAO yes for sure
Save your pride Dad just hop over across the bridge to East St Louis and get that problem resolved for $25 or so.
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Re: 8/28/2014
« Reply #96 on: August 28, 2014, 09:12:33 AM »

good morning. at a rest stop on I-10 in Lake City, Florida. less than 2 hours to destination. fired up a Four Kicks, thank you KC. in case you're wondering, I left at 3:30 this morning to beat the traffic.
Get'n on down the road Dean!!!  Great man you are almost there.  Thanks for the morning update and BE SAFE!
I can smell the Efferdent and oatmeal cookies already.
Ha! Dean's ETA is 10AM, just in time for lunch
Brunch! Morning Scotty and OyOyOy!
Morning Rodney (Back to School) Dangerfield
Morning Blueballs.
Yikes, Blueballs...!!!!  A few years ago I started having some pain in my left nut.  Just a mild but throbbing pain.  I thought for sure I'd have to go to the doctor over it.  Then I thought about how my wife and I hadn't been getting along for the past 3 or 4 months, and could the problem be blueballs...?  To see if  I was right, I pulled in my pride for the day and made up with my wife.  The next day, the pain was gone (blueballs, not my wife.)  So it's very important to make up with your wife at least once or twice a month...!
Cripes! 3 or 4 MONTHS? Couldn't you just rub one out?
I was mad at my pecker for being mad at my wife....  That'll teach it...!
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Re: 8/28/2014
« Reply #97 on: August 28, 2014, 09:13:07 AM »

good morning. at a rest stop on I-10 in Lake City, Florida. less than 2 hours to destination. fired up a Four Kicks, thank you KC. in case you're wondering, I left at 3:30 this morning to beat the traffic.
Get'n on down the road Dean!!!  Great man you are almost there.  Thanks for the morning update and BE SAFE!
I can smell the Efferdent and oatmeal cookies already.
Ha! Dean's ETA is 10AM, just in time for lunch
Brunch! Morning Scotty and OyOyOy!
Morning Rodney (Back to School) Dangerfield
Morning Blueballs.
Morning TexasDave. This "Deanwatch" is like following the white Bronco a few years back
I have my Google Maps set on Lake City, Flordia.....  When I zoom in real close on the map, I swear I can smell cigar smoke....
Zoom down to Yankeetown and check out the landlord.
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Re: 8/28/2014
« Reply #98 on: August 28, 2014, 09:13:47 AM »

good morning. at a rest stop on I-10 in Lake City, Florida. less than 2 hours to destination. fired up a Four Kicks, thank you KC. in case you're wondering, I left at 3:30 this morning to beat the traffic.
Get'n on down the road Dean!!!  Great man you are almost there.  Thanks for the morning update and BE SAFE!
I can smell the Efferdent and oatmeal cookies already.
Ha! Dean's ETA is 10AM, just in time for lunch
Brunch! Morning Scotty and OyOyOy!
Morning Rodney (Back to School) Dangerfield
Morning Blueballs.
Morning TexasDave. This "Deanwatch" is like following the white Bronco a few years back
LOL.  Hope this one ends better.
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Re: 8/28/2014
« Reply #99 on: August 28, 2014, 09:18:27 AM »

good morning. at a rest stop on I-10 in Lake City, Florida. less than 2 hours to destination. fired up a Four Kicks, thank you KC. in case you're wondering, I left at 3:30 this morning to beat the traffic.
Get'n on down the road Dean!!!  Great man you are almost there.  Thanks for the morning update and BE SAFE!
I can smell the Efferdent and oatmeal cookies already.
Ha! Dean's ETA is 10AM, just in time for lunch
Brunch! Morning Scotty and OyOyOy!
Morning Rodney (Back to School) Dangerfield
Morning Blueballs.
Morning TexasDave. This "Deanwatch" is like following the white Bronco a few years back
I have my Google Maps set on Lake City, Flordia.....  When I zoom in real close on the map, I swear I can smell cigar smoke....
Zoom down to Yankeetown and check out the landlord.
Soon to known as Deantown
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Re: 8/28/2014
« Reply #100 on: August 28, 2014, 09:25:02 AM »

good morning. at a rest stop on I-10 in Lake City, Florida. less than 2 hours to destination. fired up a Four Kicks, thank you KC. in case you're wondering, I left at 3:30 this morning to beat the traffic.
Get'n on down the road Dean!!!  Great man you are almost there.  Thanks for the morning update and BE SAFE!
I can smell the Efferdent and oatmeal cookies already.
Ha! Dean's ETA is 10AM, just in time for lunch
Brunch! Morning Scotty and OyOyOy!
Morning Rodney (Back to School) Dangerfield
Morning Blueballs.
Morning TexasDave. This "Deanwatch" is like following the white Bronco a few years back
LMAO yes for sure
Save your pride Dad just hop over across the bridge to East St Louis and get that problem resolved for $25 or so.
First local rule if your white, "don't go to E. St. Louis..!"  First local rule if your black, "don't go to E. St. Louis."
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Re: 8/28/2014
« Reply #101 on: August 28, 2014, 09:27:18 AM »

good morning. at a rest stop on I-10 in Lake City, Florida. less than 2 hours to destination. fired up a Four Kicks, thank you KC. in case you're wondering, I left at 3:30 this morning to beat the traffic.
Get'n on down the road Dean!!!  Great man you are almost there.  Thanks for the morning update and BE SAFE!
I can smell the Efferdent and oatmeal cookies already.
Ha! Dean's ETA is 10AM, just in time for lunch
Brunch! Morning Scotty and OyOyOy!
Morning Rodney (Back to School) Dangerfield
Morning Blueballs.
Morning TexasDave. This "Deanwatch" is like following the white Bronco a few years back
LMAO yes for sure
Save your pride Dad just hop over across the bridge to East St Louis and get that problem resolved for $25 or so.
First local rule if your white, "don't go to E. St. Louis..!"  First local rule if your black, "don't go to E. St. Louis."
You go to the Casino don't you?
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Re: 8/28/2014
« Reply #102 on: August 28, 2014, 09:35:12 AM »

good morning. at a rest stop on I-10 in Lake City, Florida. less than 2 hours to destination. fired up a Four Kicks, thank you KC. in case you're wondering, I left at 3:30 this morning to beat the traffic.
Get'n on down the road Dean!!!  Great man you are almost there.  Thanks for the morning update and BE SAFE!
I can smell the Efferdent and oatmeal cookies already.
Ha! Dean's ETA is 10AM, just in time for lunch
Brunch! Morning Scotty and OyOyOy!
Morning Rodney (Back to School) Dangerfield
Morning Blueballs.
Morning TexasDave. This "Deanwatch" is like following the white Bronco a few years back
LMAO yes for sure
Save your pride Dad just hop over across the bridge to East St Louis and get that problem resolved for $25 or so.
First local rule if your white, "don't go to E. St. Louis..!"  First local rule if your black, "don't go to E. St. Louis."
You go to the Casino don't you?
Only by riding the Metro Link Train.  And at night we ride in the 1st car with the driver.  If anything happens on the Metro Link, there will be a bunch of policemen at the next stop, so it's pretty safe.  I haven't, but if you win big, you want them to wire the money into your account. Never carry winnings out of the Casino, otherwise some one will follow you ant steal it, or kill you for it.  And if your a women, they will stun gun you, rape you, steal you money and then kill you.  It's a very lovely city.
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Re: 8/28/2014
« Reply #103 on: August 28, 2014, 09:38:30 AM »

good morning. at a rest stop on I-10 in Lake City, Florida. less than 2 hours to destination. fired up a Four Kicks, thank you KC. in case you're wondering, I left at 3:30 this morning to beat the traffic.
Get'n on down the road Dean!!!  Great man you are almost there.  Thanks for the morning update and BE SAFE!
I can smell the Efferdent and oatmeal cookies already.
Ha! Dean's ETA is 10AM, just in time for lunch
Brunch! Morning Scotty and OyOyOy!
Morning Rodney (Back to School) Dangerfield
Morning Blueballs.
Morning TexasDave. This "Deanwatch" is like following the white Bronco a few years back
LMAO yes for sure
Save your pride Dad just hop over across the bridge to East St Louis and get that problem resolved for $25 or so.
First local rule if your white, "don't go to E. St. Louis..!"  First local rule if your black, "don't go to E. St. Louis."
You go to the Casino don't you?
Only by riding the Metro Link Train.  And at night we ride in the 1st car with the driver.  If anything happens on the Metro Link, there will be a bunch of policemen at the next stop, so it's pretty safe.  I haven't, but if you win big, you want them to wire the money into your account. Never carry winnings out of the Casino, otherwise some one will follow you ant steal it, or kill you for it.  And if your a women, they will stun gun you, rape you, steal you money and then kill you.  It's a very lovely city.
I have actually been to the Casino myself one time when I lived and worked in  MO. No Desire To Return, acutally that applies to anywhere and everywhere in Illinois!
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Re: 8/28/2014
« Reply #104 on: August 28, 2014, 09:41:15 AM »

good morning. at a rest stop on I-10 in Lake City, Florida. less than 2 hours to destination. fired up a Four Kicks, thank you KC. in case you're wondering, I left at 3:30 this morning to beat the traffic.
Get'n on down the road Dean!!!  Great man you are almost there.  Thanks for the morning update and BE SAFE!
I can smell the Efferdent and oatmeal cookies already.
Ha! Dean's ETA is 10AM, just in time for lunch
Brunch! Morning Scotty and OyOyOy!
Morning Rodney (Back to School) Dangerfield
Morning Blueballs.
Morning TexasDave. This "Deanwatch" is like following the white Bronco a few years back
LMAO yes for sure
Save your pride Dad just hop over across the bridge to East St Louis and get that problem resolved for $25 or so.
First local rule if your white, "don't go to E. St. Louis..!"  First local rule if your black, "don't go to E. St. Louis."
You go to the Casino don't you?
Only by riding the Metro Link Train.  And at night we ride in the 1st car with the driver.  If anything happens on the Metro Link, there will be a bunch of policemen at the next stop, so it's pretty safe.  I haven't, but if you win big, you want them to wire the money into your account. Never carry winnings out of the Casino, otherwise some one will follow you ant steal it, or kill you for it.  And if your a women, they will stun gun you, rape you, steal you money and then kill you.  It's a very lovely city.
Sounds like a great Friday night.
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