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Re: 3/28/2022
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2022, 08:30:49 AM »

The best one I've seen so far:
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Re: 3/28/2022
« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2022, 08:41:57 AM »

The best one I've seen so far:
Except I did not see an open handed slap as is now being reported.

Not that it makes a real difference.
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Re: 3/28/2022
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2022, 08:47:47 AM »

The best one I've seen so far:
Except I did not see an open handed slap as is now being reported.

Not that it makes a real difference.
I didn't get the joke. I assumed she had been in G.I. Jane and it was so terrible that no one would be interested in a sequel.

So the joke was indeed pretty awful but Will was laughing it up until he saw Jada was not happy about it. Still doesn't condone being physically assaulted.
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Re: 3/28/2022
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2022, 08:51:06 AM »

The best one I've seen so far:
Except I did not see an open handed slap as is now being reported.

Not that it makes a real difference.
I didn't get the joke. I assumed she had been in G.I. Jane and it was so terrible that no one would be interested in a sequel.

So the joke was indeed pretty awful but Will was laughing it up until he saw Jada was not happy about it. Still doesn't condone being physically assaulted.
Yeah, the slap was definitely an overcompensation to Jada seeing him laugh at the joke initially.
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Re: 3/28/2022
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2022, 09:50:28 AM »

Have we ever had a bitch-slap lull?
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Re: 3/28/2022
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2022, 09:51:30 AM »

Have we ever had a bitch-slap lull?
You know it's gonna be an interesting week when we get a new type of lull.
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Re: 3/28/2022
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2022, 10:12:37 AM »

It must be Monday because I feel like I was sucker-punched by Will Smith.
Keep his name out of your f***ing mouth!
I dare not mention Jada but I assumed he was not off limits. Sheesh. I'm sorry.
Yeah, Jada is definitely the new Bruno - we don't talk about her.
You guys have a better monolog then Sikes, Schumer and Hall.
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Re: 3/28/2022
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2022, 10:13:20 AM »

Have we ever had a bitch-slap lull?
You know it's gonna be an interesting week when we get a new type of lull.
If we're gonna have a lull, a new one is the way to go.
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Re: 3/28/2022
« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2022, 10:15:34 AM »

The best one I've seen so far:
Except I did not see an open handed slap as is now being reported.

Not that it makes a real difference.
I didn't get the joke. I assumed she had been in G.I. Jane and it was so terrible that no one would be interested in a sequel.

So the joke was indeed pretty awful but Will was laughing it up until he saw Jada was not happy about it. Still doesn't condone being physically assaulted.
There was a (bad) movie out years ago called G.I. Jane where Demi Moore had her head shaved.
Rock was referencing Jada's bald head saying she was going to be in G.I. Jane II.
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Re: 3/28/2022
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2022, 10:19:27 AM »

On the  positive side, they got all the bases covered with this award:

Ariana DeBose capped a stunning awards season by winning the best supporting actress award for her role as Anita in "West Side Story" – becoming the first openly queer Afro-Latina to win an acting Oscar.
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Re: 3/28/2022
« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2022, 10:20:52 AM »

On the  positive side, they got all the bases covered with this award:

Ariana DeBose capped a stunning awards season by winning the best supporting actress award for her role as Anita in "West Side Story" – becoming the first openly queer Afro-Latina to win an acting Oscar.
Now asking for some clarification/education....what's the difference between queer, gay and lesbian?  (not a joke intro....)
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Re: 3/28/2022
« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2022, 10:44:10 AM »

Today is Monday, March 28, the 87th day of 2022. There are 278 days left in the year.



Today’s Highlight in History:

On March 28, 1979, America’s worst commercial nuclear accident occurred with a partial meltdown inside the Unit 2 reactor at the Three Mile Island plant near Middletown, Pennsylvania.

On this date:

In 1797, Nathaniel Briggs of New Hampshire received a patent for a washing machine.

In 1854, during the Crimean War, Britain and France declared war on Russia.

In 1898, the U.S. Supreme Court, in United States v. Wong Kim Ark, ruled 6-2 that Wong, who was born in the United States to Chinese immigrants, was an American citizen.

In 1935, the notorious Nazi propaganda film “Triumph des Willens” (Triumph of the Will), directed by Leni Riefenstahl, premiered in Berlin with Adolf Hitler present.

In 1939, the Spanish Civil War neared its end as Madrid fell to the forces of Francisco Franco.


In 1941, novelist and critic Virginia Woolf, 59, drowned herself near her home in Lewes, East Sussex, England.

In 1942, during World War II, British naval forces staged a successful raid on the Nazi-occupied French port of St. Nazaire in Operation Chariot, destroying the only dry dock on the Atlantic coast capable of repairing the German battleship Tirpitz.

In 1969, the 34th president of the United States, Dwight D. Eisenhower, died in Washington, D.C., at age 78.

In 1977, “Rocky” won best picture at the 49th Academy Awards; Peter Finch was honored posthumously as best actor for “Network” while his co-star, Faye Dunaway, was recognized as best actress.

In 1987, Maria von Trapp, whose life story inspired the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical “The Sound of Music,” died in Morrisville, Vermont, at age 82.

In 1999, NATO broadened its attacks on Yugoslavia to target Serb military forces in Kosovo in the fifth straight night of airstrikes; thousands of refugees flooded into Albania and Macedonia from Kosovo.

In 2000, in a unanimous ruling, the Supreme Court, in Florida v. J.L., sharply curtailed police power in relying on anonymous tips to stop and search people.
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Re: 3/28/2022
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2022, 10:45:11 AM »

Ten years ago: The U.S. Supreme Court wrapped up three days of public arguments on President Barack Obama’s historic health care law. (In June 2012, the court would uphold almost all of the law, including the mandate that virtually all Americans have health insurance or pay a penalty.) On the last day of his visit, Pope Benedict XVI demanded more freedom for the Roman Catholic Church in communist-run Cuba and preached against “fanaticism” in an unusually political sermon before hundreds of thousands at Revolution Plaza. Bluegrass legend and banjo pioneer Earl Scruggs, 88, died in Nashville, Tennessee.

Five years ago: President Donald Trump proposed immediate budget cuts of $18 billion from programs like medical research, infrastructure and community grants so that U.S. taxpayers, not Mexico, could cover the down payment on the border wall. Wells Fargo said it would pay $110 million to settle a class-action lawsuit over up to 2 million accounts its employees opened for customers without getting their permission.

One year ago: Local media in Myanmar reported that security forces opened fire on a crowd attending the funeral of a student who was killed along with more than 100 others a day earlier in a crackdown on protests against the February coup there. Four bodies were found in Tennessee in the aftermath of flooding caused by heavy rains. Two additional tugboats were deployed to Egypt’s Suez Canal to help free a giant container ship that had been wedged for days across the crucial waterway.
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Re: 3/28/2022
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2022, 10:49:36 AM »

Today’s Birthdays:

Author Mario Vargas Llosa is 86.
Country musician Charlie McCoy is 81.
Movie director Mike Newell is 80.
Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte is 77.
Actor Dianne Wiest (weest) is 76.
Country singer Reba McEntire is 67.
Olympic gold medal gymnast Bart Conner is 64.
Actor Alexandra Billings (TV: “Transparent”) is 60.
Rapper Salt (Salt-N-Pepa) is 56.
Actor Tracey Needham is 55.
Actor Max Perlich is 54.
Movie director Brett Ratner is 53.
Country singer Rodney Atkins is 53.
Actor Vince Vaughn is 52.
Rapper Mr. Cheeks (Lost Boyz) is 51.
Singer-songwriter Matt Nathanson is 49.
Rock musician Dave Keuning is 46.
Actor Annie Wersching is 45.
Actor Julia Stiles is 41.
Singer Lady Gaga is 36.
Electronic musician Clayton Knight (Odesza) is 34.
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Re: 3/28/2022
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2022, 10:50:38 AM »

Todays Over/Under is 5
Raz Over/Under is 8
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