“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” – Betty Friedan
“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean
"If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you." ― Dorothy Parker
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” –– Frank Zappa