So...on Tuesday night, Fumblewump laid down a cheesy blues jam, called it "Slap N Tickle" and dared me to write the lyrics.
I admit, I wasn't sure I could do it, and I got nowhere for three days. This morning...well, I somehow managed to channel Todd Snider, Jim Croce, and Roger Waters into some vignettes from my wilder days and came up with this...
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