how is Petey?
One day, the circus is in town. A little man walks up to the ringmaster and asks to be put in the show for the circus. The ringmaster, skeptical that this short little man can do anything, asks the man "Show me what you've got."
The little man starts running around the circus tent, flapping his arms wildly. Soon enough, he starts flying through the air. He zips around, doing all sorts of flips.
He finally comes to a rest next to the ringmaster. Completely out of breath, he asks the ringmaster "So? What'd ya think?"
The ringmaster looks at him and says, "Is that all you do? Bird imitations?"
I heard that one on M*A*S*H.
That's funny....
I always feel funny bragging on a parakeet .... I don't even think K.C. talked as much as I do about his birds. Patty taught him to say a few phrases, but everything else he just picks up. He loves to watch Kiwi the talking Parakeet on YouTube. Kiwi taught him to say, "Kiwi, Good Bird, and Kiwi's Warble ..." So he picks up normal words and phrases. Such as, I was looking out the back window, and he lands on the curtain rod next to me and says, "See any birds..?" He landed on my shoulder and started aggravating me and I said, "damn bird." And he flew away and was laughing... He does and says crazy things everyday. I told my wife, there hasn't been a day gone by yet that he hasn't amazed me. I bet your glad you got me started... hahaha