how is Petey?
One day, the circus is in town. A little man walks up to the ringmaster and asks to be put in the show for the circus. The ringmaster, skeptical that this short little man can do anything, asks the man "Show me what you've got."
The little man starts running around the circus tent, flapping his arms wildly. Soon enough, he starts flying through the air. He zips around, doing all sorts of flips.
He finally comes to a rest next to the ringmaster. Completely out of breath, he asks the ringmaster "So? What'd ya think?"
The ringmaster looks at him and says, "Is that all you do? Bird imitations?"