I was talking to my sister this morning who was telling me that her husband has a co-worker who knows a lady who's neighbor said he heard an old neighbor who taught in a school district that her heard Donald Trump did something wrong in the 6th grade so I called the Democratic Party Headquarters in D.C. to share the evidence and within 20 minutes I had a conference call from the democrats in the White House and CNN, Fox News, ABC, CBS, and the Onion have my driveway blocked and I can't get to the bank.