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Re: 10/15/2016
« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2016, 09:04:48 AM »

I know this is a Dad Type Tale but got to tell somebody before I have the warden euthanized.  She has an iPhone5 (4 generations old) which every tear I try to replace and she does not want a new one..... Son told her he was buying her a new one period the end because hers does not work right half the time and the battery life is very short......  So he sent her a new iPhone 7 yesterday and I try to transfer her data from the iCloud.  This is when shit hits the fan.  She has not upgraded anything since 2013, said I told her not to.... Bullshit!  Because it has not been updated the data transfer app can't be used and I can't get to the old iOS updates.  Then I try the cloud, will not work on the outdated iOS.....  Trying to figure out how to do it somehow and she has 1300 +unopened emails and 1200+ pictures on the damn thing so no wonder shit does not work half the time it is out of space space and at least 8 iOS updates behind..... 

Thank you for your listening patience, so far but there is more!

Tried to download iTunes on her laptop to do the transfer by wire and guess what - 21 updates behind and almost nothing works.  She said oh I don't use it anymore because it does not work very good.

Just fuk me to tears!
welcome to Dad's world Dave.
It ain't a fun place to be, I threw the Fuk'n laptop in the trash can this morning and when I get this phone set up I am done Fuk'n with her electronics for good and I long ago forbid her from even touching any of mine.
Sheesh, with that attitude, no wonder she's afraid to do iOS updates. Who could blame the poor thing?
GFY
Is that 2 already today? And we're still on page 2. This must be my lucky day.
Do they make an instant lottery game called Crotchety Old Man? If so, you should definitely think about playing it, you're on fire today!
And that gets you a big GFY
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Re: 10/15/2016
« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2016, 09:05:16 AM »

I know this is a Dad Type Tale but got to tell somebody before I have the warden euthanized.  She has an iPhone5 (4 generations old) which every tear I try to replace and she does not want a new one..... Son told her he was buying her a new one period the end because hers does not work right half the time and the battery life is very short......  So he sent her a new iPhone 7 yesterday and I try to transfer her data from the iCloud.  This is when shit hits the fan.  She has not upgraded anything since 2013, said I told her not to.... Bullshit!  Because it has not been updated the data transfer app can't be used and I can't get to the old iOS updates.  Then I try the cloud, will not work on the outdated iOS.....  Trying to figure out how to do it somehow and she has 1300 +unopened emails and 1200+ pictures on the damn thing so no wonder shit does not work half the time it is out of space space and at least 8 iOS updates behind..... 

Thank you for your listening patience, so far but there is more!

Tried to download iTunes on her laptop to do the transfer by wire and guess what - 21 updates behind and almost nothing works.  She said oh I don't use it anymore because it does not work very good.

Just fuk me to tears!
welcome to Dad's world Dave.
It ain't a fun place to be, I threw the Fuk'n laptop in the trash can this morning and when I get this phone set up I am done Fuk'n with her electronics for good and I long ago forbid her from even touching any of mine.
Sheesh, with that attitude, no wonder she's afraid to do iOS updates. Who could blame the poor thing?
GFY
Is that 2 already today? And we're still on page 2. This must be my lucky day.
Do they make an instant lottery game called Crotchety Old Man? If so, you should definitely think about playing it, you're on fire today!
Not certain, but I'll be sure to look for one.
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Re: 10/15/2016
« Reply #32 on: October 15, 2016, 09:36:05 AM »

GFY lull?
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Re: 10/15/2016
« Reply #33 on: October 15, 2016, 09:39:01 AM »

I know this is a Dad Type Tale but got to tell somebody before I have the warden euthanized.  She has an iPhone5 (4 generations old) which every tear I try to replace and she does not want a new one..... Son told her he was buying her a new one period the end because hers does not work right half the time and the battery life is very short......  So he sent her a new iPhone 7 yesterday and I try to transfer her data from the iCloud.  This is when shit hits the fan.  She has not upgraded anything since 2013, said I told her not to.... Bullshit!  Because it has not been updated the data transfer app can't be used and I can't get to the old iOS updates.  Then I try the cloud, will not work on the outdated iOS.....  Trying to figure out how to do it somehow and she has 1300 +unopened emails and 1200+ pictures on the damn thing so no wonder shit does not work half the time it is out of space space and at least 8 iOS updates behind..... 

Thank you for your listening patience, so far but there is more!

Tried to download iTunes on her laptop to do the transfer by wire and guess what - 21 updates behind and almost nothing works.  She said oh I don't use it anymore because it does not work very good.

Just fuk me to tears!
welcome to Dad's world Dave.
It ain't a fun place to be, I threw the Fuk'n laptop in the trash can this morning and when I get this phone set up I am done Fuk'n with her electronics for good and I long ago forbid her from even touching any of mine.
Sheesh, with that attitude, no wonder she's afraid to do iOS updates. Who could blame the poor thing?
GFY
Is that 2 already today? And we're still on page 2. This must be my lucky day.
Do they make an instant lottery game called Crotchety Old Man? If so, you should definitely think about playing it, you're on fire today!
And that gets you a big GFY
Well, I've only gotten one, but mine was in a bigger font, so I'm gonna go ahead and call us tied, Tony.
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Re: 10/15/2016
« Reply #34 on: October 15, 2016, 09:43:32 AM »

Extreme cheapo day at the Page.
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Re: 10/15/2016
« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2016, 10:13:24 AM »

Extreme cheapo day at the Page.
I like the Counterfeit Cuban prices. perfecto in my cart.
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Re: 10/15/2016
« Reply #36 on: October 15, 2016, 10:15:07 AM »

gutter contractor here with no help. says he can do it alone. right, I can see myself working today.
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Re: 10/15/2016
« Reply #37 on: October 15, 2016, 10:21:21 AM »

I know this is a Dad Type Tale but got to tell somebody before I have the warden euthanized.  She has an iPhone5 (4 generations old) which every tear I try to replace and she does not want a new one..... Son told her he was buying her a new one period the end because hers does not work right half the time and the battery life is very short......  So he sent her a new iPhone 7 yesterday and I try to transfer her data from the iCloud.  This is when shit hits the fan.  She has not upgraded anything since 2013, said I told her not to.... Bullshit!  Because it has not been updated the data transfer app can't be used and I can't get to the old iOS updates.  Then I try the cloud, will not work on the outdated iOS.....  Trying to figure out how to do it somehow and she has 1300 +unopened emails and 1200+ pictures on the damn thing so no wonder shit does not work half the time it is out of space space and at least 8 iOS updates behind..... 

Thank you for your listening patience, so far but there is more!

Tried to download iTunes on her laptop to do the transfer by wire and guess what - 21 updates behind and almost nothing works.  She said oh I don't use it anymore because it does not work very good.

Just fuk me to tears!
welcome to Dad's world Dave.
It ain't a fun place to be, I threw the Fuk'n laptop in the trash can this morning and when I get this phone set up I am done Fuk'n with her electronics for good and I long ago forbid her from even touching any of mine.
Sheesh, with that attitude, no wonder she's afraid to do iOS updates. Who could blame the poor thing?
GFY
Is that 2 already today? And we're still on page 2. This must be my lucky day.
Do they make an instant lottery game called Crotchety Old Man? If so, you should definitely think about playing it, you're on fire today!
And that gets you a big GFY
Well, I've only gotten one, but mine was in a bigger font, so I'm gonna go ahead and call us tied, Tony.
I am just waiting for Tony to start spending his days at home with the warden next week. ;D
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Re: 10/15/2016
« Reply #38 on: October 15, 2016, 10:21:38 AM »

gutter contractor here with no help. says he can do it alone. right, I can see myself working today.
We all see that.  ;D
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Re: 10/15/2016
« Reply #39 on: October 15, 2016, 10:21:49 AM »

gutter contractor here with no help. says he can do it alone. right, I can see myself working today.
That would require a discount
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Re: 10/15/2016
« Reply #40 on: October 15, 2016, 10:25:44 AM »

gutter contractor here with no help. says he can do it alone. right, I can see myself working today.
That would require a discount
something like that.
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Re: 10/15/2016
« Reply #41 on: October 15, 2016, 10:48:00 AM »

I know this is a Dad Type Tale but got to tell somebody before I have the warden euthanized.  She has an iPhone5 (4 generations old) which every tear I try to replace and she does not want a new one..... Son told her he was buying her a new one period the end because hers does not work right half the time and the battery life is very short......  So he sent her a new iPhone 7 yesterday and I try to transfer her data from the iCloud.  This is when shit hits the fan.  She has not upgraded anything since 2013, said I told her not to.... Bullshit!  Because it has not been updated the data transfer app can't be used and I can't get to the old iOS updates.  Then I try the cloud, will not work on the outdated iOS.....  Trying to figure out how to do it somehow and she has 1300 +unopened emails and 1200+ pictures on the damn thing so no wonder shit does not work half the time it is out of space space and at least 8 iOS updates behind..... 

Thank you for your listening patience, so far but there is more!

Tried to download iTunes on her laptop to do the transfer by wire and guess what - 21 updates behind and almost nothing works.  She said oh I don't use it anymore because it does not work very good.

Just fuk me to tears!
welcome to Dad's world Dave.
It ain't a fun place to be, I threw the Fuk'n laptop in the trash can this morning and when I get this phone set up I am done Fuk'n with her electronics for good and I long ago forbid her from even touching any of mine.
Sheesh, with that attitude, no wonder she's afraid to do iOS updates. Who could blame the poor thing?
GFY
Is that 2 already today? And we're still on page 2. This must be my lucky day.
Do they make an instant lottery game called Crotchety Old Man? If so, you should definitely think about playing it, you're on fire today!
And that gets you a big GFY
Well, I've only gotten one, but mine was in a bigger font, so I'm gonna go ahead and call us tied, Tony.
I am just waiting for Tony to start spending his days at home with the warden next week. ;D
I've already got my week scheduled. I don't plan on being home long.
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Re: 10/15/2016
« Reply #42 on: October 15, 2016, 10:50:26 AM »

I know this is a Dad Type Tale but got to tell somebody before I have the warden euthanized.  She has an iPhone5 (4 generations old) which every tear I try to replace and she does not want a new one..... Son told her he was buying her a new one period the end because hers does not work right half the time and the battery life is very short......  So he sent her a new iPhone 7 yesterday and I try to transfer her data from the iCloud.  This is when shit hits the fan.  She has not upgraded anything since 2013, said I told her not to.... Bullshit!  Because it has not been updated the data transfer app can't be used and I can't get to the old iOS updates.  Then I try the cloud, will not work on the outdated iOS.....  Trying to figure out how to do it somehow and she has 1300 +unopened emails and 1200+ pictures on the damn thing so no wonder shit does not work half the time it is out of space space and at least 8 iOS updates behind..... 

Thank you for your listening patience, so far but there is more!

Tried to download iTunes on her laptop to do the transfer by wire and guess what - 21 updates behind and almost nothing works.  She said oh I don't use it anymore because it does not work very good.

Just fuk me to tears!
welcome to Dad's world Dave.
It ain't a fun place to be, I threw the Fuk'n laptop in the trash can this morning and when I get this phone set up I am done Fuk'n with her electronics for good and I long ago forbid her from even touching any of mine.
Sheesh, with that attitude, no wonder she's afraid to do iOS updates. Who could blame the poor thing?
GFY
Is that 2 already today? And we're still on page 2. This must be my lucky day.
Do they make an instant lottery game called Crotchety Old Man? If so, you should definitely think about playing it, you're on fire today!
And that gets you a big GFY
Well, I've only gotten one, but mine was in a bigger font, so I'm gonna go ahead and call us tied, Tony.
I am just waiting for Tony to start spending his days at home with the warden next week. ;D
I've already got my week scheduled. I don't plan on being home long.
Typical soccer mom attitude
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Re: 10/15/2016
« Reply #43 on: October 15, 2016, 10:51:00 AM »

Waiting on the AT&T store to open
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Re: 10/15/2016
« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2016, 10:52:00 AM »

I know this is a Dad Type Tale but got to tell somebody before I have the warden euthanized.  She has an iPhone5 (4 generations old) which every tear I try to replace and she does not want a new one..... Son told her he was buying her a new one period the end because hers does not work right half the time and the battery life is very short......  So he sent her a new iPhone 7 yesterday and I try to transfer her data from the iCloud.  This is when shit hits the fan.  She has not upgraded anything since 2013, said I told her not to.... Bullshit!  Because it has not been updated the data transfer app can't be used and I can't get to the old iOS updates.  Then I try the cloud, will not work on the outdated iOS.....  Trying to figure out how to do it somehow and she has 1300 +unopened emails and 1200+ pictures on the damn thing so no wonder shit does not work half the time it is out of space space and at least 8 iOS updates behind..... 

Thank you for your listening patience, so far but there is more!

Tried to download iTunes on her laptop to do the transfer by wire and guess what - 21 updates behind and almost nothing works.  She said oh I don't use it anymore because it does not work very good.

Just fuk me to tears!
welcome to Dad's world Dave.
It ain't a fun place to be, I threw the Fuk'n laptop in the trash can this morning and when I get this phone set up I am done Fuk'n with her electronics for good and I long ago forbid her from even touching any of mine.
Sheesh, with that attitude, no wonder she's afraid to do iOS updates. Who could blame the poor thing?
GFY
Is that 2 already today? And we're still on page 2. This must be my lucky day.
Do they make an instant lottery game called Crotchety Old Man? If so, you should definitely think about playing it, you're on fire today!
And that gets you a big GFY
Well, I've only gotten one, but mine was in a bigger font, so I'm gonna go ahead and call us tied, Tony.
I am just waiting for Tony to start spending his days at home with the warden next week. ;D
I've already got my week scheduled. I don't plan on being home long.
Typical soccer mom attitude
Feisty! That's right, bitches!
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