Post by: CigarBanter on October 27, 2016, 12:00:03 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 12:28:47 AM
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Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 12:30:43 AM
Today's Highlight in History:
On Oct. 27, 1787, the first of the Federalist Papers, a series of essays calling for ratification of the United States Constitution, was published.
On this date:
In 1858, the 26th president of the United States, Theodore Roosevelt, was born in New York City.
In 1880, Theodore Roosevelt married his first wife, Alice Lee.
In 1886 (New Style date), the musical fantasy "A Night on Bald Mountain," written by Modest Mussorgsky (MOH'-dest muh-SAWRG'-skee) and revised after his death by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov, was performed in St. Petersburg, Russia.
In 1922, the first annual celebration of Navy Day took place.
In 1938, Du Pont announced a name for its new synthetic yarn: "nylon."
In 1941, the Chicago Daily Tribune dismissed the possibility of war with Japan, editorializing, "She cannot attack us. That is a military impossibility. Even our base at Hawaii is beyond the effective striking power of her fleet."
In 1954, U.S. Air Force Col. Benjamin O. Davis Jr. was promoted to brigadier general, the first black officer to achieve that rank in the USAF. Walt Disney's first television program, titled "Disneyland" after the yet-to-be completed theme park, premiered on ABC.
In 1962, during the Cuban Missile Crisis, a U-2 reconnaissance aircraft was shot down while flying over Cuba, killing the pilot, U.S. Air Force Maj. Rudolf Anderson Jr.
In 1978, Egyptian President Anwar Sadat and Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin (men-AH'-kem BAY'-gihn) were named winners of the Nobel Peace Prize for their progress toward achieving a Middle East accord.
In 1986, the New York Mets won the World Series, coming from behind to defeat the Boston Red Sox, 8-5, in game 7 played at Shea Stadium.
In 1995, a sniper killed one soldier and wounded 18 others at Fort Bragg, North Carolina. (Paratrooper William J. Kreutzer was convicted in the shootings, and condemned to death; the sentence was later commuted to life in prison.)
In 2004, the Boston Red Sox won their first World Series since 1918, sweeping the St. Louis Cardinals in Game 4, 3-0.
Ten years ago: President George W. Bush said the United States did not torture prisoners, trying to calm a controversy created when Vice President Dick Cheney embraced the suggestion that a "dunk in water" might be useful to get terrorist suspects to talk, a comment the White House said did not refer to "water boarding." The St. Louis Cardinals beat the Detroit Tigers 4-2 in Game 5 to wrap up their first World Series title in nearly a quarter-century and 10th overall. Former major league pitcher Joe Niekro, 61, died at a hospital in Tampa, Florida.
Five years ago: European leaders clinched a deal they hoped would mark a turning point in their two-year debt crisis, agreeing to have banks take bigger losses on Greece's debts and to boost the region's weapons against market turmoil. The St. Louis Cardinals stunned the Texas Rangers 10-9 with an 11th inning homer by David Freese, forcing the World Series to a seventh game.
One year ago: President Barack Obama, addressing the International Association of Chiefs of Police in Chicago, defended officers who had come under intense scrutiny amid a breakdown in relations between law enforcement and minority communities, and said police couldn't be expected to contain problems that society refuses to solve. Walgreens confirmed it was buying rival pharmacy chain Rite Aid for about $9.41 billion in cash. Actress Betsy Drake, 92, died in London. The Kansas City Royals won the first game of the World Series, defeating the New York Mets 5-4 in 14 innings.
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 12:31:55 AM
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Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 05:10:52 AM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 05:15:55 AM
Navy Day is the original day to celebrate the U.S. Navy, and though this celebration officially was replaced by Armed Forces Day (Third Saturday in May for the U.S.) in 1949, the celebrations of Navy Day continue on, especially within the Navy itself. Additionally, research undertaken in the 1970s showed the ‘true’ birthday of the US Navy to be October 13th, and the date was officially changed – however, the entrenched celebration still holds sway, and October 27th is still generally celebrated instead.
History
The 27th October was suggested as a date to recognise the birthday of one of the Navy’s supporters who was Assistant Secretary of the Navy in 1897, Theodore Roosevelt.
Before 1949 the U.S. Navy would send its ships to various ports for Navy Day, with 1945 having a large celebration; the current President (President Harry S Truman) reviewed the fleet in the New York Harbour, and there are pictures of ships docked along the Hudson River for the celebrations.
Navy Day was last officially observed on October 27th 1949 when Louis A. Johnson directed that the U.S. Navy’s participation in such events would occur in May, On Armed Forces Day. He was the secretary of the newly created Department of Defense.
The Navy League was not affected by this decision as it is a Civillian Organisation, and they continued to organise events as before.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 05:17:35 AM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 05:32:09 AM
Mexican avocado growers strike, sending U.S. prices soaring
Avocado imports from Mexico, which tend to increase this time of year, have plunged, sending U.S. prices for the fruit soaring.
The reason is a strike by Mexican growers, who are holding back avocados and demanding higher pay. The drop in supply of avocados has driven wholesale prices up to four times what they normally are in some areas, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.
As the main importer of avocados to the United States, Mexican suppliers have substantial clout.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 06:03:39 AM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 06:31:58 AM
Nice job Cubbies. Gonna need the woolies for this series.Definitely need something to keep bats warm. Morning, Daves.
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Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 06:42:57 AM
I have a few bat warmers here myself.Nice job Cubbies. Gonna need the woolies for this series.Definitely need something to keep bats warm. Morning, Daves.
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Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 06:43:25 AM
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Post by: sfish on October 27, 2016, 07:10:07 AM
BrickHouse maduro robusto and coffee. 61°, not too bad.Sounds pretty good Dean, good morning
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 07:26:14 AM
suppose to get into the 80's again.BrickHouse maduro robusto and coffee. 61°, not too bad.Sounds pretty good Dean, good morning
lady's son and daughter are on their way to set up for a yard sale. nothing I want to stick around for. good day to drop my clubs off for new grips. been putting it off too long.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 07:27:12 AM
Post by: sfish on October 27, 2016, 07:40:28 AM
Nice, I've been checking the extended forecast, low to mid 80's every daysuppose to get into the 80's again.BrickHouse maduro robusto and coffee. 61°, not too bad.Sounds pretty good Dean, good morning
lady's son and daughter are on their way to set up for a yard sale. nothing I want to stick around for. good day to drop my clubs off for new grips. been putting it off too long.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 07:41:27 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 07:45:19 AM
Hauling vagrants out of the shelter already this morning.there seems to be a never ending supply of homeless and vagrants over there. are they like squirrels where you need to release them further away so they don't find their way back? like Minnesota?
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 07:49:33 AM
It has become all about K2, Crack and Heroine and this stupid commie city caters to them. These are not your common less fortunate people on hard times. Arrested 24 drug dealers in and around the shelters on Tuesday.Hauling vagrants out of the shelter already this morning.there seems to be a never ending supply of homeless and vagrants over there. are they like squirrels where you need to release them further away so they don't find their way back? like Minnesota?
Highest crime area in all of Austin is the 6 block area around the shelters and my building is right in the middle of it.
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 07:54:09 AM
at least it provides entertainment for a work distraction.It has become all about K2, Crack and Heroine and this stupid commie city caters to them. These are not your common less fortunate people on hard times. Arrested 24 drug dealers in and around the shelters on Tuesday.Hauling vagrants out of the shelter already this morning.there seems to be a never ending supply of homeless and vagrants over there. are they like squirrels where you need to release them further away so they don't find their way back? like Minnesota?
Highest crime area in all of Austin is the 6 block area around the shelters and my building is right in the middle of it.
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 07:57:14 AM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 08:01:53 AM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 08:07:13 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 08:08:55 AM
changed my profile pic for the Cub fans out there.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 08:11:05 AM
hmmmm, battery at 18% and got no charger.She looks like she should be wearing a basketball jersey instead.
changed my profile pic for the Cub fans out there.
Post by: sfish on October 27, 2016, 08:11:58 AM
She looks like she should be seeking medical attentionhmmmm, battery at 18% and got no charger.She looks like she should be wearing a basketball jersey instead.
changed my profile pic for the Cub fans out there.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 08:14:23 AM
She looks like she's gotten too much medical attention already.She looks like she should be seeking medical attentionhmmmm, battery at 18% and got no charger.She looks like she should be wearing a basketball jersey instead.
changed my profile pic for the Cub fans out there.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 08:14:51 AM
63 now then 83 and sunny here this afternoon, no yard sale though.suppose to get into the 80's again.BrickHouse maduro robusto and coffee. 61°, not too bad.Sounds pretty good Dean, good morning
lady's son and daughter are on their way to set up for a yard sale. nothing I want to stick around for. good day to drop my clubs off for new grips. been putting it off too long.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 08:17:18 AM
Holy Guacamole!That strike has actually already ended. Chipotle vowed they wouldn't raise their prices because of it.
Mexican avocado growers strike, sending U.S. prices soaring
Avocado imports from Mexico, which tend to increase this time of year, have plunged, sending U.S. prices for the fruit soaring.
The reason is a strike by Mexican growers, who are holding back avocados and demanding higher pay. The drop in supply of avocados has driven wholesale prices up to four times what they normally are in some areas, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.
As the main importer of avocados to the United States, Mexican suppliers have substantial clout.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 08:19:07 AM
Rub it in, why don't ya?Nice, I've been checking the extended forecast, low to mid 80's every daysuppose to get into the 80's again.BrickHouse maduro robusto and coffee. 61°, not too bad.Sounds pretty good Dean, good morning
lady's son and daughter are on their way to set up for a yard sale. nothing I want to stick around for. good day to drop my clubs off for new grips. been putting it off too long.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 08:19:53 AM
It was just in the news this morning.Holy Guacamole!That strike has actually already ended. Chipotle vowed they wouldn't raise their prices because of it.
Mexican avocado growers strike, sending U.S. prices soaring
Avocado imports from Mexico, which tend to increase this time of year, have plunged, sending U.S. prices for the fruit soaring.
The reason is a strike by Mexican growers, who are holding back avocados and demanding higher pay. The drop in supply of avocados has driven wholesale prices up to four times what they normally are in some areas, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.
As the main importer of avocados to the United States, Mexican suppliers have substantial clout.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 08:21:19 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 08:22:20 AM
Well according to Kelly Ripa on yesterday's show...It was just in the news this morning.Holy Guacamole!That strike has actually already ended. Chipotle vowed they wouldn't raise their prices because of it.
Mexican avocado growers strike, sending U.S. prices soaring
Avocado imports from Mexico, which tend to increase this time of year, have plunged, sending U.S. prices for the fruit soaring.
The reason is a strike by Mexican growers, who are holding back avocados and demanding higher pay. The drop in supply of avocados has driven wholesale prices up to four times what they normally are in some areas, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.
As the main importer of avocados to the United States, Mexican suppliers have substantial clout.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 08:23:31 AM
80's all the way through next Thursday for us with no rain before next Tuesday. :) Nice smoking weather! ;DRub it in, why don't ya?Nice, I've been checking the extended forecast, low to mid 80's every daysuppose to get into the 80's again.BrickHouse maduro robusto and coffee. 61°, not too bad.Sounds pretty good Dean, good morning
lady's son and daughter are on their way to set up for a yard sale. nothing I want to stick around for. good day to drop my clubs off for new grips. been putting it off too long.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 08:23:53 AM
That fuk'n bimbo, Sheesh!Well according to Kelly Ripa on yesterday's show...It was just in the news this morning.Holy Guacamole!That strike has actually already ended. Chipotle vowed they wouldn't raise their prices because of it.
Mexican avocado growers strike, sending U.S. prices soaring
Avocado imports from Mexico, which tend to increase this time of year, have plunged, sending U.S. prices for the fruit soaring.
The reason is a strike by Mexican growers, who are holding back avocados and demanding higher pay. The drop in supply of avocados has driven wholesale prices up to four times what they normally are in some areas, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.
As the main importer of avocados to the United States, Mexican suppliers have substantial clout.
Here is what Chipotle said and you need to go to a non-bimbo news channel.
Despite the shortage, the popular Mexican chain Chipotle says its avocado supply remains strong.
“We do not plan to raise prices for guacamole (we don’t typically raise prices in response to short-term cyclical changes in food costs) and have not incurred any supply disruptions,”
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 08:38:12 AM
Post by: sfish on October 27, 2016, 08:44:59 AM
Rainy and raw here today, can't wait until next FridayRub it in, why don't ya?Nice, I've been checking the extended forecast, low to mid 80's every daysuppose to get into the 80's again.BrickHouse maduro robusto and coffee. 61°, not too bad.Sounds pretty good Dean, good morning
lady's son and daughter are on their way to set up for a yard sale. nothing I want to stick around for. good day to drop my clubs off for new grips. been putting it off too long.
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 08:49:06 AM
No need to be bragging now... :-\I have a few bat warmers here myself.Nice job Cubbies. Gonna need the woolies for this series.Definitely need something to keep bats warm. Morning, Daves.
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Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 08:52:32 AM
Sounds like a good plan by the cops. Put the bait in one area so you can do a periodic cleanup in one spot.It has become all about K2, Crack and Heroine and this stupid commie city caters to them. These are not your common less fortunate people on hard times. Arrested 24 drug dealers in and around the shelters on Tuesday.Hauling vagrants out of the shelter already this morning.there seems to be a never ending supply of homeless and vagrants over there. are they like squirrels where you need to release them further away so they don't find their way back? like Minnesota?
Highest crime area in all of Austin is the 6 block area around the shelters and my building is right in the middle of it.
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 08:54:14 AM
She looks like she has already received medical attention.She looks like she should be seeking medical attentionhmmmm, battery at 18% and got no charger.She looks like she should be wearing a basketball jersey instead.
changed my profile pic for the Cub fans out there.
*Edit...should have read page three before posting...right Dave?
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 08:56:50 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 09:01:47 AM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 09:03:45 AM
Funny thing is the Police Station is right in the middle of the area too.Sounds like a good plan by the cops. Put the bait in one area so you can do a periodic cleanup in one spot.It has become all about K2, Crack and Heroine and this stupid commie city caters to them. These are not your common less fortunate people on hard times. Arrested 24 drug dealers in and around the shelters on Tuesday.Hauling vagrants out of the shelter already this morning.there seems to be a never ending supply of homeless and vagrants over there. are they like squirrels where you need to release them further away so they don't find their way back? like Minnesota?
Highest crime area in all of Austin is the 6 block area around the shelters and my building is right in the middle of it.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 09:06:40 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 09:08:39 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 09:09:17 AM
Standing out like two loaded ballistic missiles, she is a bitch with little personality though.....and anybody cares?
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 09:09:51 AM
Save gas....they can just walk to the bust.Funny thing is the Police Station is right in the middle of the area too.Sounds like a good plan by the cops. Put the bait in one area so you can do a periodic cleanup in one spot.It has become all about K2, Crack and Heroine and this stupid commie city caters to them. These are not your common less fortunate people on hard times. Arrested 24 drug dealers in and around the shelters on Tuesday.Hauling vagrants out of the shelter already this morning.there seems to be a never ending supply of homeless and vagrants over there. are they like squirrels where you need to release them further away so they don't find their way back? like Minnesota?
Highest crime area in all of Austin is the 6 block area around the shelters and my building is right in the middle of it.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 09:12:11 AM
Yeah, TWKS!That fuk'n bimbo, Sheesh!Well according to Kelly Ripa on yesterday's show...It was just in the news this morning.Holy Guacamole!That strike has actually already ended. Chipotle vowed they wouldn't raise their prices because of it.
Mexican avocado growers strike, sending U.S. prices soaring
Avocado imports from Mexico, which tend to increase this time of year, have plunged, sending U.S. prices for the fruit soaring.
The reason is a strike by Mexican growers, who are holding back avocados and demanding higher pay. The drop in supply of avocados has driven wholesale prices up to four times what they normally are in some areas, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.
As the main importer of avocados to the United States, Mexican suppliers have substantial clout.
Here is what Chipotle said and you need to go to a non-bimbo news channel.
Despite the shortage, the popular Mexican chain Chipotle says its avocado supply remains strong.
“We do not plan to raise prices for guacamole (we don’t typically raise prices in response to short-term cyclical changes in food costs) and have not incurred any supply disruptions,”
That's what Kelly said!
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 09:14:37 AM
5 months old been in training since shortly after being born and ready to pick up in late January. My Boy is quite excited,
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 09:15:53 AM
Diesel Sideshow sampler at CI....AJ must have cigar roller competitions once a month for teambuilding. Guess AAA Corona's are not much of a challenge....Seriously. Bastiges.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 09:16:33 AM
Obviously you don't know much about Austin Cops - they don't walk anywhere. Literally the cop shop is less than 100 feet from the shelters and they drive up there every trip.Save gas....they can just walk to the bust.Funny thing is the Police Station is right in the middle of the area too.Sounds like a good plan by the cops. Put the bait in one area so you can do a periodic cleanup in one spot.It has become all about K2, Crack and Heroine and this stupid commie city caters to them. These are not your common less fortunate people on hard times. Arrested 24 drug dealers in and around the shelters on Tuesday.Hauling vagrants out of the shelter already this morning.there seems to be a never ending supply of homeless and vagrants over there. are they like squirrels where you need to release them further away so they don't find their way back? like Minnesota?
Highest crime area in all of Austin is the 6 block area around the shelters and my building is right in the middle of it.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 09:16:42 AM
Found out this past weekend I have a new Labrador Grandog named Murphy.That's a beautiful pup.
5 months old been in training since shortly after being born and ready to pick up in late January. My Boy is quite excited,
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 09:29:42 AM
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/10/27/five-beers-pair-your-kids-halloween-candy/92724656/
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 09:32:57 AM
Here's some timely news we can use!As the internet messages sometimes say: Not A Trusted Source
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/10/27/five-beers-pair-your-kids-halloween-candy/92724656/
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 09:34:42 AM
This is the new blue and gold dress...
What do you see?
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Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 09:38:38 AM
Here's what I learned on Live with Kelly today:You really need to go back to work, your mind is warping.
This is the new blue and gold dress...
What do you see?
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Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 09:42:41 AM
Just answer the damn question. Shiny legs or painted legs? Sheesh.Here's what I learned on Live with Kelly today:You really need to go back to work, your mind is warping.
This is the new blue and gold dress...
What do you see?
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161027/ef48a5958672dc745a1eb11b6a9bc1b5.jpg)
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 09:43:13 AM
Here's what I learned on Live with Kelly today:Looks like a pair of legs to me.
This is the new blue and gold dress...
What do you see?
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161027/ef48a5958672dc745a1eb11b6a9bc1b5.jpg)
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 09:43:45 AM
ShinyJust answer the damn question. Shiny legs or painted legs? Sheesh.Here's what I learned on Live with Kelly today:You really need to go back to work, your mind is warping.
This is the new blue and gold dress...
What do you see?
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161027/ef48a5958672dc745a1eb11b6a9bc1b5.jpg)
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 09:47:25 AM
Cellophane wrapped it appearsShinyJust answer the damn question. Shiny legs or painted legs? Sheesh.Here's what I learned on Live with Kelly today:You really need to go back to work, your mind is warping.
This is the new blue and gold dress...
What do you see?
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161027/ef48a5958672dc745a1eb11b6a9bc1b5.jpg)
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 09:49:38 AM
Cool. That's what I saw at first too but now I see dull legs with white paint on 'em. Loves me a good optical illusion.Cellophane wrapped it appearsShinyJust answer the damn question. Shiny legs or painted legs? Sheesh.Here's what I learned on Live with Kelly today:You really need to go back to work, your mind is warping.
This is the new blue and gold dress...
What do you see?
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161027/ef48a5958672dc745a1eb11b6a9bc1b5.jpg)
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 09:52:33 AM
Yup...and oiled up.Here's what I learned on Live with Kelly today:Looks like a pair of legs to me.
This is the new blue and gold dress...
What do you see?
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...but maybe paint.
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 09:54:36 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 09:56:43 AM
So glad Tony is now able to add these new dimensions to the banter!More time to dedicate. Hahaha
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 10:03:54 AM
Now that you're home more, you can start doing your share around the house too.So glad Tony is now able to add these new dimensions to the banter!More time to dedicate. Hahaha
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 10:05:00 AM
So glad Tony is now able to add these new dimensions to the banter!???
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 10:06:09 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 10:16:36 AM
There's not much more I can do.Now that you're home more, you can start doing your share around the house too.So glad Tony is now able to add these new dimensions to the banter!More time to dedicate. Hahaha
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 10:21:42 AM
You could have done your womanly duty and gone to the PTA meeting last night, sheesh the warden must have to do everything around there.There's not much more I can do.Now that you're home more, you can start doing your share around the house too.So glad Tony is now able to add these new dimensions to the banter!More time to dedicate. Hahaha
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 10:23:42 AM
I was thinking that as well instead of lounging around watching the world series.You could have done your womanly duty and gone to the PTA meeting last night, sheesh the warden must have to do everything around there.There's not much more I can do.Now that you're home more, you can start doing your share around the house too.So glad Tony is now able to add these new dimensions to the banter!More time to dedicate. Hahaha
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 10:24:18 AM
Megyn Kelly Co-Hosts 'Live With Kelly' Ripa a Day After Election
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 10:25:24 AM
Indeed and calling himself making dinner when all he did was add some wine to some onions and dump in some damn baby food out of a jar.I was thinking that as well instead of lounging around watching the world series.You could have done your womanly duty and gone to the PTA meeting last night, sheesh the warden must have to do everything around there.There's not much more I can do.Now that you're home more, you can start doing your share around the house too.So glad Tony is now able to add these new dimensions to the banter!More time to dedicate. Hahaha
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 10:26:43 AM
GFY. Don't give her any more ideas.You could have done your womanly duty and gone to the PTA meeting last night, sheesh the warden must have to do everything around there.There's not much more I can do.Now that you're home more, you can start doing your share around the house too.So glad Tony is now able to add these new dimensions to the banter!More time to dedicate. Hahaha
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 10:28:13 AM
Indeed and calling himself making dinner when all he did was add some wine to some onions and dump in some damn baby food out of a jar.I was thinking that as well instead of lounging around watching the world series.You could have done your womanly duty and gone to the PTA meeting last night, sheesh the warden must have to do everything around there.There's not much more I can do.Now that you're home more, you can start doing your share around the house too.So glad Tony is now able to add these new dimensions to the banter!More time to dedicate. Hahaha
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 10:32:24 AM
That's not fair.....he cooked the frozen ravioli as well.Indeed and calling himself making dinner when all he did was add some wine to some onions and dump in some damn baby food out of a jar.I was thinking that as well instead of lounging around watching the world series.You could have done your womanly duty and gone to the PTA meeting last night, sheesh the warden must have to do everything around there.There's not much more I can do.Now that you're home more, you can start doing your share around the house too.So glad Tony is now able to add these new dimensions to the banter!More time to dedicate. Hahaha
Post by: razgueado on October 27, 2016, 10:34:25 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 10:38:02 AM
They weren't frozen. GFY too.That's not fair.....he cooked the frozen ravioli as well.Indeed and calling himself making dinner when all he did was add some wine to some onions and dump in some damn baby food out of a jar.I was thinking that as well instead of lounging around watching the world series.You could have done your womanly duty and gone to the PTA meeting last night, sheesh the warden must have to do everything around there.There's not much more I can do.Now that you're home more, you can start doing your share around the house too.So glad Tony is now able to add these new dimensions to the banter!More time to dedicate. Hahaha
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 10:38:18 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 10:39:53 AM
Morning, muchachos.Good morning, Raz. Hi and bye actually. I'm gonna go back to my studies.
Post by: razgueado on October 27, 2016, 10:41:59 AM
Don't let the assholes get you down. ;-)Morning, muchachos.Good morning, Raz. Hi and bye actually. I'm gonna go back to my studies.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 10:51:18 AM
Just refrigeratedThey weren't frozen. GFY too.That's not fair.....he cooked the frozen ravioli as well.Indeed and calling himself making dinner when all he did was add some wine to some onions and dump in some damn baby food out of a jar.I was thinking that as well instead of lounging around watching the world series.You could have done your womanly duty and gone to the PTA meeting last night, sheesh the warden must have to do everything around there.There's not much more I can do.Now that you're home more, you can start doing your share around the house too.So glad Tony is now able to add these new dimensions to the banter!More time to dedicate. Hahaha
Post by: sfish on October 27, 2016, 10:55:02 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 10:59:17 AM
EXCLUSIVE: José Blanco Joins EPC Cigar Co.That offers some nice possibilities.
Thanks for the scoop reporter Fish.
Post by: sfish on October 27, 2016, 11:00:30 AM
Can only result in good things IMOEXCLUSIVE: José Blanco Joins EPC Cigar Co.That offers some nice possibilities.
Thanks for the scoop reporter Fish.
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 11:08:21 AM
To say Matt Booth’s Uncle Lee cigar had an inauspicious start last year might be an understatement. The original plan called for the smokes to be issued as a limited edition in packaging that resembled a cereal box with a prize inside.
That never made it to market, apparently from concern over a possible backlash at potential underage appeal. (Older smokers may be reminded of the Beatles’ Yesterday and Today cover debacle, though, unlike that situation, all original Uncle Lee cereal boxes were reportedly destroyed.)
The box that went on sale features a sketch said to be Booth’s Uncle Lee (“a constant inspiration”), with each cigar wrapped in black paper featuring cartoonish dollar signs.
According to initial reports, there were to be 5,000 boxes of 10 of the 6.5-inch, 50-ring gauge perfecto with a $10 price tag.
Whether they didn’t sell well or whether more were produced, I can’t say. But Uncle Lee has definitely hit the discount table, going recently for as little as $39.99 per box online.
Davidoff, which distributes Booth’s Room 101 cigars, still lists the Uncle Lee box price at $105, though it notes that they’re out of stock.
Uncle Lee features an Ecuadorian Habano wrapper, a Nicaraguan binder, and filler tobaccos from the Dominican Republic and Honduras.
I detected little pre-light aroma from the oily brown wrapper or the filler.
Upon lighting, I noticed a slightly musty taste, a little reminiscent of a milder Davidoff but with a touch of spice added to the mix. As the Uncle Lee progressed, the spice intensity went up and down, mixed with some cedar and clove.
None of the flavors dominate, resulting in a smooth, balanced cigar throughout.
At $10 per stick, I’d be unlikely to stock up. But when you can pick these up for half—or less—than that, it certainly seems like one to check out. The 10-count boxes make the bargain even more enticing.
I rate Uncle Lee three and a half stogies out of five.
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 11:09:02 AM
Well, except for getting past the FDA and all that...Can only result in good things IMOEXCLUSIVE: José Blanco Joins EPC Cigar Co.That offers some nice possibilities.
Thanks for the scoop reporter Fish.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 11:10:36 AM
Right, definitely no new blends from them for awhile.Well, except for getting past the FDA and all that...Can only result in good things IMOEXCLUSIVE: José Blanco Joins EPC Cigar Co.That offers some nice possibilities.
Thanks for the scoop reporter Fish.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 11:15:56 AM
Really, like what can they change at this point?Well, except for getting past the FDA and all that...Can only result in good things IMOEXCLUSIVE: José Blanco Joins EPC Cigar Co.That offers some nice possibilities.
Thanks for the scoop reporter Fish.
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 11:19:14 AM
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 11:24:11 AM
new grips on my clubs. took longer to get there than it took to have 11 clubs re-gripped, $98 plus I got 3 coupons for courses to play at $20 a round.Now that will make your tit's stand up!
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 11:30:19 AM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 11:31:54 AM
Padron #3000 and coffee while I clean my clubs.What about your tits?
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 11:54:06 AM
nothing wrong with my tits!!!Padron #3000 and coffee while I clean my clubs.What about your tits?
:o
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 11:54:37 AM
Post by: razgueado on October 27, 2016, 11:58:30 AM
We'll take your word for it. Please don't show us.nothing wrong with my tits!!!Padron #3000 and coffee while I clean my clubs.What about your tits?
:o
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 12:07:55 PM
not to worry.We'll take your word for it. Please don't show us.nothing wrong with my tits!!!Padron #3000 and coffee while I clean my clubs.What about your tits?
:o
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 12:11:06 PM
Luckily Oy is not around much.... :oWe'll take your word for it. Please don't show us.nothing wrong with my tits!!!Padron #3000 and coffee while I clean my clubs.What about your tits?
:o
Post by: Travellin Dave on October 27, 2016, 12:11:55 PM
Post by: sfish on October 27, 2016, 12:13:03 PM
Time to finish packing and head out to the airport, have a good one all.Later Dave, safe travels
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 12:14:48 PM
Time to finish packing and head out to the airport, have a good one all.Later Cali Dave
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 12:16:44 PM
Time to finish packing and head out to the airport, have a good one all.
later Dave. stay safe.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 12:45:23 PM
Time to finish packing and head out to the airport, have a good one all.Later, Dave. Hope your airport experience is very unBean-like.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 12:45:55 PM
LMAO, wtf is Bean anyway?Time to finish packing and head out to the airport, have a good one all.Later, Dave. Hope your airport experience is very unBean-like.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 01:03:24 PM
I think he got caught up in the sting outside your office.LMAO, wtf is Bean anyway?Time to finish packing and head out to the airport, have a good one all.Later, Dave. Hope your airport experience is very unBean-like.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 01:04:42 PM
Certainly a possibility.I think he got caught up in the sting outside your office.LMAO, wtf is Bean anyway?Time to finish packing and head out to the airport, have a good one all.Later, Dave. Hope your airport experience is very unBean-like.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 01:09:25 PM
Post by: sfish on October 27, 2016, 01:50:32 PM
Skinny Monsters on Famous Bid sitting on 1 bid @ $52 - 4 hours and 23 minutes remaining.I have a feeling they'll ramp up
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 02:00:42 PM
Post by: sfish on October 27, 2016, 02:01:40 PM
clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 02:02:12 PM
Exactly what I was going to askclam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 02:02:34 PM
Probably but hell you never know.Skinny Monsters on Famous Bid sitting on 1 bid @ $52 - 4 hours and 23 minutes remaining.I have a feeling they'll ramp up
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 02:10:37 PM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 02:16:42 PM
Texas A&M student crashed into cop car while sending topless Snapchat pic...
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 02:19:12 PM
no! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 02:22:24 PM
Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 02:24:14 PM
the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 02:25:35 PM
Me either, I was readin along Tony's recipe thinking I would try it and then right between the eyes comes that baby food and I about died.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 02:29:52 PM
I can dice pears and cook them to add to sauce.Me either, I was readin along Tony's recipe thinking I would try it and then right between the eyes comes that baby food and I about died.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
Post by: razgueado on October 27, 2016, 02:30:40 PM
Shessh. You guys keep busting Tony's balls over the baby food. Fact is, it's a safer and healthier way to get the pear flavoring into the sauce than using actual pears.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 02:32:47 PM
It's funny. Just let it go. I thought it was weird the first time I did it too but why not take the short cut?Shessh. You guys keep busting Tony's balls over the baby food. Fact is, it's a safer and healthier way to get the pear flavoring into the sauce than using actual pears.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 02:35:54 PM
It's just the thought of itIt's funny. Just let it go. I thought it was weird the first time I did it too but why not take the short cut?Shessh. You guys keep busting Tony's balls over the baby food. Fact is, it's a safer and healthier way to get the pear flavoring into the sauce than using actual pears.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 02:36:37 PM
Personally, I vote we keep busting your balls. 8)It's funny. Just let it go. I thought it was weird the first time I did it too but why not take the short cut?Shessh. You guys keep busting Tony's balls over the baby food. Fact is, it's a safer and healthier way to get the pear flavoring into the sauce than using actual pears.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 02:37:09 PM
some day I may try it Tony. I trust your judgement.It's funny. Just let it go. I thought it was weird the first time I did it too but why not take the short cut?Shessh. You guys keep busting Tony's balls over the baby food. Fact is, it's a safer and healthier way to get the pear flavoring into the sauce than using actual pears.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 02:38:56 PM
I might try it too but I got a high-powered food processor so will make my own baby food.some day I may try it Tony. I trust your judgement.It's funny. Just let it go. I thought it was weird the first time I did it too but why not take the short cut?Shessh. You guys keep busting Tony's balls over the baby food. Fact is, it's a safer and healthier way to get the pear flavoring into the sauce than using actual pears.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
But I don't trust his judgment - I mean the guy is a soccer mom with no job.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 02:48:19 PM
But if we're talking food, who else you gonna trust? ;)I might try it too but I got a high-powered food processor so will make my own baby food.some day I may try it Tony. I trust your judgement.It's funny. Just let it go. I thought it was weird the first time I did it too but why not take the short cut?Shessh. You guys keep busting Tony's balls over the baby food. Fact is, it's a safer and healthier way to get the pear flavoring into the sauce than using actual pears.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
But I don't trust his judgment - I mean the guy is a soccer mom with no job.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 02:48:52 PM
That's like not trusting Dean about nailing old ladies.But if we're talking food, who else you gonna trust? ;)I might try it too but I got a high-powered food processor so will make my own baby food.some day I may try it Tony. I trust your judgement.It's funny. Just let it go. I thought it was weird the first time I did it too but why not take the short cut?Shessh. You guys keep busting Tony's balls over the baby food. Fact is, it's a safer and healthier way to get the pear flavoring into the sauce than using actual pears.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
But I don't trust his judgment - I mean the guy is a soccer mom with no job.
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 02:49:59 PM
nothing wrong with being a stay at home dad and letting his wife support him. sure is better than supporting deadbeats.I might try it too but I got a high-powered food processor so will make my own baby food.some day I may try it Tony. I trust your judgement.It's funny. Just let it go. I thought it was weird the first time I did it too but why not take the short cut?Shessh. You guys keep busting Tony's balls over the baby food. Fact is, it's a safer and healthier way to get the pear flavoring into the sauce than using actual pears.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
But I don't trust his judgment - I mean the guy is a soccer mom with no job.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 02:50:16 PM
Paula Dean I guessThat's like not trusting Dean about nailing old ladies.But if we're talking food, who else you gonna trust? ;)I might try it too but I got a high-powered food processor so will make my own baby food.some day I may try it Tony. I trust your judgement.It's funny. Just let it go. I thought it was weird the first time I did it too but why not take the short cut?Shessh. You guys keep busting Tony's balls over the baby food. Fact is, it's a safer and healthier way to get the pear flavoring into the sauce than using actual pears.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
But I don't trust his judgment - I mean the guy is a soccer mom with no job.
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 02:55:14 PM
I like old ladies. they're set in their ways, know what they want, and sometimes can't remember a thing afterwards.That's like not trusting Dean about nailing old ladies.But if we're talking food, who else you gonna trust? ;)I might try it too but I got a high-powered food processor so will make my own baby food.some day I may try it Tony. I trust your judgement.It's funny. Just let it go. I thought it was weird the first time I did it too but why not take the short cut?Shessh. You guys keep busting Tony's balls over the baby food. Fact is, it's a safer and healthier way to get the pear flavoring into the sauce than using actual pears.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
But I don't trust his judgment - I mean the guy is a soccer mom with no job.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 02:56:35 PM
Yeah that would be nice but that ain't Tony!nothing wrong with being a stay at home dad and letting his wife support him. sure is better than supporting deadbeats.I might try it too but I got a high-powered food processor so will make my own baby food.some day I may try it Tony. I trust your judgement.It's funny. Just let it go. I thought it was weird the first time I did it too but why not take the short cut?Shessh. You guys keep busting Tony's balls over the baby food. Fact is, it's a safer and healthier way to get the pear flavoring into the sauce than using actual pears.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
But I don't trust his judgment - I mean the guy is a soccer mom with no job.
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 02:58:44 PM
While most are delighted to hear that upper-generations are enjoying life-long sex, the Center for Disease Control is showing a down side to this exploration. A recent report discovered that only 6 percent of seniors over 61 are using condoms in sexual encounters and sexually transmitted infections (STIs) are increasing in that population at an alarming rate.
at our age who the heck cares? remember, we are old and forgetful.
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 03:01:36 PM
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him," Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy."
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you want to live to 80?"
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 03:02:43 PM
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.Pretty funny
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him," Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy."
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you want to live to 80?"
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 03:07:33 PM
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious", she replies. "I want it four times in the rocking chair!"
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 03:08:07 PM
No one appreciates that more than me. Much better than being ignored.Personally, I vote we keep busting your balls. 8)It's funny. Just let it go. I thought it was weird the first time I did it too but why not take the short cut?Shessh. You guys keep busting Tony's balls over the baby food. Fact is, it's a safer and healthier way to get the pear flavoring into the sauce than using actual pears.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 03:08:57 PM
This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool, and education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, P.J.'s and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, plus an exercise outdoor yard with gardens.
Each senior could have a P.C., a T.V., radio, and daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors, to hear complaints, and the guards
would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. Since they're older people in the rooms, fewer guards would be required thus - saving the taxpayers millions.
The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone, and unsupervised.
Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.
Live in a tiny room, pay $5000.00 per month and have no hope of ever getting out.
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 03:10:27 PM
ATD - At The Doctors
BFF - Best Friend Fell
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
IMMO - Is My Hearing-Aid On
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR - On My Message Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFLACGU - Rolling On Floor Laughing and Can't Get Up
TTYL - Talk To You Louder
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 03:10:40 PM
I am still trying to figure out what would make anyone think you have balls ???No one appreciates that more than me. Much better than being ignored.Personally, I vote we keep busting your balls. 8)It's funny. Just let it go. I thought it was weird the first time I did it too but why not take the short cut?Shessh. You guys keep busting Tony's balls over the baby food. Fact is, it's a safer and healthier way to get the pear flavoring into the sauce than using actual pears.the day may come when I need to eat baby food again, but it's not now and I won't buy it, yet.Maybe you should try adding some clam baby food ;Dno! I start with Progresso White Clam Sauce, add extra baby clams, mushrooms, olive oil, butter, Oregano, and tons of garlic.clam sauce built and simmering. should be ready by 5-5:30.Any baby food in there?
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 03:15:15 PM
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 03:18:05 PM
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old hav…ing sex would surely be asking for trouble. “Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 03:20:20 PM
Yes, she says, “I remember it well.”
OK, he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?”
“Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!”
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, “Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?”
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
“Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.”
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 03:23:27 PM
http://interior-guru.com/2016/09/26/the-pros-and-cons-of-houses-made-from-shipping-containers/#
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 03:28:38 PM
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.LALTS
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old hav…ing sex would surely be asking for trouble. “Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 03:30:51 PM
That one is funny as shit!Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.LALTS
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old hav…ing sex would surely be asking for trouble. “Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 03:34:58 PM
Here is your answer to owning your own place to live Dean.Not sure I'd trust the one hanging over the cliff. But that's just me.
http://interior-guru.com/2016/09/26/the-pros-and-cons-of-houses-made-from-shipping-containers/#
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 03:35:53 PM
Yeah, some of them are pretty interesting but a few are a bit sketchy!Here is your answer to owning your own place to live Dean.Not sure I'd trust the one hanging over the cliff. But that's just me.
http://interior-guru.com/2016/09/26/the-pros-and-cons-of-houses-made-from-shipping-containers/#
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 03:38:18 PM
Figured it might get Dean's mind out of the gutter, seems to be working so far.Yeah, some of them are pretty interesting but a few are a bit sketchy!Here is your answer to owning your own place to live Dean.Not sure I'd trust the one hanging over the cliff. But that's just me.
http://interior-guru.com/2016/09/26/the-pros-and-cons-of-houses-made-from-shipping-containers/#
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 03:40:01 PM
Senior Citizen Texting CodesHilarious. May start using these.
ATD - At The Doctors
BFF - Best Friend Fell
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
IMMO - Is My Hearing-Aid On
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR - On My Message Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFLACGU - Rolling On Floor Laughing and Can't Get Up
TTYL - Talk To You Louder
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 03:47:29 PM
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.Loved this one too.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old hav…ing sex would surely be asking for trouble. “Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 03:55:11 PM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 03:55:36 PM
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 03:56:37 PM
Here is your answer to owning your own place to live Dean.thought of that years ago and designed a place using 5 - 60' containers.
http://interior-guru.com/2016/09/26/the-pros-and-cons-of-houses-made-from-shipping-containers/#
took off.
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 04:24:33 PM
never done it in a gutter.Figured it might get Dean's mind out of the gutter, seems to be working so far.Yeah, some of them are pretty interesting but a few are a bit sketchy!Here is your answer to owning your own place to live Dean.Not sure I'd trust the one hanging over the cliff. But that's just me.
http://interior-guru.com/2016/09/26/the-pros-and-cons-of-houses-made-from-shipping-containers/#
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 04:34:41 PM
Good job, Tex, now you've given him ideas.never done it in a gutter.Figured it might get Dean's mind out of the gutter, seems to be working so far.Yeah, some of them are pretty interesting but a few are a bit sketchy!Here is your answer to owning your own place to live Dean.Not sure I'd trust the one hanging over the cliff. But that's just me.
http://interior-guru.com/2016/09/26/the-pros-and-cons-of-houses-made-from-shipping-containers/#
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 04:38:20 PM
;)Good job, Tex, now you've given him ideas.never done it in a gutter.Figured it might get Dean's mind out of the gutter, seems to be working so far.Yeah, some of them are pretty interesting but a few are a bit sketchy!Here is your answer to owning your own place to live Dean.Not sure I'd trust the one hanging over the cliff. But that's just me.
http://interior-guru.com/2016/09/26/the-pros-and-cons-of-houses-made-from-shipping-containers/#
Post by: FloridaDean on October 27, 2016, 04:44:06 PM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 05:05:44 PM
dinner ready in 20 minutes.Hopefully not in the gutter.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 05:11:21 PM
What are you doing here so late? New Schedule!dinner ready in 20 minutes.Hopefully not in the gutter.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 05:11:55 PM
Guess that backfired on me ::)Good job, Tex, now you've given him ideas.never done it in a gutter.Figured it might get Dean's mind out of the gutter, seems to be working so far.Yeah, some of them are pretty interesting but a few are a bit sketchy!Here is your answer to owning your own place to live Dean.Not sure I'd trust the one hanging over the cliff. But that's just me.
http://interior-guru.com/2016/09/26/the-pros-and-cons-of-houses-made-from-shipping-containers/#
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 05:12:51 PM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 05:15:35 PM
Lol, working a few hours of OT. Out in 45 minutes.What are you doing here so late? New Schedule!dinner ready in 20 minutes.Hopefully not in the gutter.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 05:24:18 PM
You wanted to see what rush hour was like?Lol, working a few hours of OT. Out in 45 minutes.What are you doing here so late? New Schedule!dinner ready in 20 minutes.Hopefully not in the gutter.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 05:27:41 PM
Yeah, I've heard it's pretty fantastic.You wanted to see what rush hour was like?Lol, working a few hours of OT. Out in 45 minutes.What are you doing here so late? New Schedule!dinner ready in 20 minutes.Hopefully not in the gutter.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 05:30:59 PM
I bet it isYeah, I've heard it's pretty fantastic.You wanted to see what rush hour was like?Lol, working a few hours of OT. Out in 45 minutes.What are you doing here so late? New Schedule!dinner ready in 20 minutes.Hopefully not in the gutter.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 05:34:29 PM
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 05:35:12 PM
Skinny Monsters sold for $57Pretty solid price right there.
Post by: razgueado on October 27, 2016, 05:35:39 PM
Sure, if fantastic is how you define prison rape.Yeah, I've heard it's pretty fantastic.You wanted to see what rush hour was like?Lol, working a few hours of OT. Out in 45 minutes.What are you doing here so late? New Schedule!dinner ready in 20 minutes.Hopefully not in the gutter.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on October 27, 2016, 05:35:39 PM
Not badSkinny Monsters sold for $57Pretty solid price right there.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 05:38:43 PM
Nice that they allow you all that flexibility.Lol, working a few hours of OT. Out in 45 minutes.What are you doing here so late? New Schedule!dinner ready in 20 minutes.Hopefully not in the gutter.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 05:40:40 PM
App is only showing a 4 minute delay on the highway right now, so hopefully, it will stick that way for the next half hour or so.Sure, if fantastic is how you define prison rape.Yeah, I've heard it's pretty fantastic.You wanted to see what rush hour was like?Lol, working a few hours of OT. Out in 45 minutes.What are you doing here so late? New Schedule!dinner ready in 20 minutes.Hopefully not in the gutter.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 05:41:35 PM
Yeah, it doesn't suck. Other than the prison rape I'll experience on the drive home. ;)Nice that they allow you all that flexibility.Lol, working a few hours of OT. Out in 45 minutes.What are you doing here so late? New Schedule!dinner ready in 20 minutes.Hopefully not in the gutter.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 05:44:46 PM
Sounds like a win/win.Yeah, it doesn't suck. Other than the prison rape I'll experience on the drive home. ;)Nice that they allow you all that flexibility.Lol, working a few hours of OT. Out in 45 minutes.What are you doing here so late? New Schedule!dinner ready in 20 minutes.Hopefully not in the gutter.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 05:45:32 PM
CNSSounds like a win/win.Yeah, it doesn't suck. Other than the prison rape I'll experience on the drive home. ;)Nice that they allow you all that flexibility.Lol, working a few hours of OT. Out in 45 minutes.What are you doing here so late? New Schedule!dinner ready in 20 minutes.Hopefully not in the gutter.
Post by: LuvTooGolf on October 27, 2016, 05:54:17 PM
Post by: razgueado on October 27, 2016, 05:58:14 PM
Alright, that's enough fun for me. Hazzuh!Seeyuz.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 06:00:36 PM
Alright, that's enough fun for me. Hazzuh!Later, Dave.
Post by: sfish on October 27, 2016, 08:14:05 PM
Add $6 shipping but a good sign for a steal down the roadSkinny Monsters sold for $57Pretty solid price right there.
Post by: sfish on October 27, 2016, 08:43:42 PM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 08:51:47 PM
@NJDave, received the EPC's today. Another really nice packaging presentationYou sure are doing a lot of buying lately. Are you doing a lot of smoking too?
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on October 27, 2016, 09:22:37 PM
He's probably on the back patio now watching tv and smoking...@NJDave, received the EPC's today. Another really nice packaging presentationYou sure are doing a lot of buying lately. Are you doing a lot of smoking too?