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Re: 12/18/2014
« Reply #225 on: December 18, 2014, 11:58:37 AM »

BS was born on Christmas? that sucks for sure.
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Re: 12/18/2014
« Reply #226 on: December 18, 2014, 12:02:43 PM »

Morning, all.
Morning Joe

Morning, Scott.  Beer consumption seems to have dropped off a bit for me lately, at least with regards to anything new. I tried a Drake's Jolly Rodger 2014, imperial coffee stout and it was the last straw - Victory at Sea is the only coffee beer I'll drink.  For real this time.
Yeah I've slowed down on the beer a bit, holding out for the VaS. Just got my wife's Angel perfume refilled - $140...Damn! Lasts 2 years though
Years back, my 2 sons would have it no other way but to take me Christmas Shopping with them.  We were looking for a present for mom.  We went to the perfume counter at Macys, and was attacked by sales women.  I told her that I wanted a perfume that would make me crazy in love with my wife of xxx years..  She said, "I have just the thing...!"  She sprayed a little card with the perfume and waved it in front of our noses.  She said, "this is one of the latest perfumes made with pheromones."  We took the card and went on our way.  I asked my oldest son (19 years old), "What did you think about that perfume. Did it smell remind you of anything...?"  He replied, "Yes, it sure did, but I just can't figure out what it is...?"  I asked my younger, "Did the perfume remind you of anything you've ever smelled (he was around 16)..?"  He replied, "No I've never smelled that before.."  I let them smell the card again, and my older son said, "I know I've smelled that before, but I just can't place the fragrance..?"  I said, "By any chance does it remind you of sticking you head between a girls legs and smelling her pussy...?"  My older son bluts out, "Yeal, that's it...!!!!"   My younger son starts screaming...!!!  - A Father and Son Christmas Moment  :)
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Re: 12/18/2014
« Reply #227 on: December 18, 2014, 12:09:31 PM »

Good morning Tony, Scott, Bean, Dean, and Dave(s), and lurkers..!
Hey azhol, what about me!   :D
Damn, I thought I really listed your name first.
Did you just call me Tony - the insults! ;)
Let me get this straight... It all started when all I said was, "good morning..."
Hahaha - no worries :)  What's on the schedule for today?
No babysitting today, I'm going to attempt to do some banking. Then I'm going to make beanie-weenies with cornbread for later.  I also have the Masters of Sex Season 1 on DVD's that I'm going to watch (it's about the Masters and Johnson study at Washington University around 1952.)
It's actually a decent series.  I'm all caught up.
Do you guys eherf and watch it together too?
Yes we do, all while we smoke cigars and wear our Sigmund Freud beards... :)
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Re: 12/18/2014
« Reply #228 on: December 18, 2014, 12:14:25 PM »

BS was born on Christmas? that sucks for sure.
As they stood next to the manger, the one king looked to the other two and said, "Hey, let's start a Toys R' Us....!!!!
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Re: 12/18/2014
« Reply #229 on: December 18, 2014, 12:21:06 PM »

Thursday
$3 meal option-1:
   Soup Spicy Cuban Pork and Bean Soup
   Salad Bar
$5 meal option-2 combination of any/all of the following:
   Soup Spicy Cuban Pork and Bean Soup
   Salad Bar
   Made to order deli sandwich
   Fried Cod on a Bun
   Roasted Pork loin w/ Escalloped Apple
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Re: 12/18/2014
« Reply #230 on: December 18, 2014, 12:24:39 PM »

Thursday
$3 meal option-1:
   Soup Spicy Cuban Pork and Bean Soup
   Salad Bar
$5 meal option-2 combination of any/all of the following:
   Soup Spicy Cuban Pork and Bean Soup
   Salad Bar
   Made to order deli sandwich
   Fried Cod on a Bun
   Roasted Pork loin w/ Escalloped Apple
Thursday

$Free
Beanie - Weenies
Corn Bread
Apple Pie
24 oz. Busch Signature Copper Lager (can)
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Re: 12/18/2014
« Reply #231 on: December 18, 2014, 12:30:41 PM »

Thursday
$3 meal option-1:
   Soup Spicy Cuban Pork and Bean Soup
   Salad Bar
$5 meal option-2 combination of any/all of the following:
   Soup Spicy Cuban Pork and Bean Soup
   Salad Bar
   Made to order deli sandwich
   Fried Cod on a Bun
   Roasted Pork loin w/ Escalloped Apple
Thursday

$Free
Beanie - Weenies
Corn Bread
Apple Pie
24 oz. Busch Signature Copper Lager (can)
I'd rather have yours - might be a soup and sandwich day
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Re: 12/18/2014
« Reply #232 on: December 18, 2014, 12:47:47 PM »

Good morning Tony, Scott, Bean, Dean, and Dave(s), and lurkers..!
Hey azhol, what about me!   :D
Damn, I thought I really listed your name first.
Did you just call me Tony - the insults! ;)
Let me get this straight... It all started when all I said was, "good morning..."
Sometimes that's all it takes.
I think we're getting to yellow star's mood swing time of the month...
Is it normal to bleed this much without being able to stop it?
Not a  problem, just put a sock in it.
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Re: 12/18/2014
« Reply #233 on: December 18, 2014, 12:48:45 PM »

Thursday
$3 meal option-1:
   Soup Spicy Cuban Pork and Bean Soup
   Salad Bar
$5 meal option-2 combination of any/all of the following:
   Soup Spicy Cuban Pork and Bean Soup
   Salad Bar
   Made to order deli sandwich
   Fried Cod on a Bun
   Roasted Pork loin w/ Escalloped Apple
Thursday

$Free
Beanie - Weenies
Corn Bread
Apple Pie
24 oz. Busch Signature Copper Lager (can)
I'd rather have yours - might be a soup and sandwich day
Did a wrap and chips - lame!
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Re: 12/18/2014
« Reply #234 on: December 18, 2014, 12:48:54 PM »

Morning, all.
Hey Joe.

Morning, Tony.  Little ones all ready for Christmas?  Ours are still just a bit too young to "have" to have anything specific, which is nice.  And my son cares more about my folks coming to visit than presents, it seems.  Probably the last year of that being the case...
You're exactly right, it won't last, so whatever their focus is this year, roll with it an enjoy.
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Re: 12/18/2014
« Reply #235 on: December 18, 2014, 12:52:15 PM »

Good morning Tony, Scott, Bean, Dean, and Dave(s), and lurkers..!
Hey azhol, what about me!   :D
Damn, I thought I really listed your name first.
Did you just call me Tony - the insults! ;)
Let me get this straight... It all started when all I said was, "good morning..."
Hahaha - no worries :)  What's on the schedule for today?
No babysitting today, I'm going to attempt to do some banking. Then I'm going to make beanie-weenies with cornbread for later.  I also have the Masters of Sex Season 1 on DVD's that I'm going to watch (it's about the Masters and Johnson study at Washington University around 1952.)
Did you say beanie-weenie and Masters and Johnson in the same statement?
So you're watching PBS porn...
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Re: 12/18/2014
« Reply #236 on: December 18, 2014, 12:57:16 PM »

Good morning Tony, Scott, Bean, Dean, and Dave(s), and lurkers..!
Hey azhol, what about me!   :D
Damn, I thought I really listed your name first.
Did you just call me Tony - the insults! ;)
Let me get this straight... It all started when all I said was, "good morning..."
Hahaha - no worries :)  What's on the schedule for today?
No babysitting today, I'm going to attempt to do some banking. Then I'm going to make beanie-weenies with cornbread for later.  I also have the Masters of Sex Season 1 on DVD's that I'm going to watch (it's about the Masters and Johnson study at Washington University around 1952.)
Did you say beanie-weenie and Masters and Johnson in the same statement?
So you're watching PBS porn...
That's odd that my menu and selected program turned out that way....?  Now you've got me worried...!
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Re: 12/18/2014
« Reply #237 on: December 18, 2014, 01:04:29 PM »

Good morning Tony, Scott, Bean, Dean, and Dave(s), and lurkers..!
Hey azhol, what about me!   :D
Damn, I thought I really listed your name first.
Did you just call me Tony - the insults! ;)
Let me get this straight... It all started when all I said was, "good morning..."
Hahaha - no worries :)  What's on the schedule for today?
No babysitting today, I'm going to attempt to do some banking. Then I'm going to make beanie-weenies with cornbread for later.  I also have the Masters of Sex Season 1 on DVD's that I'm going to watch (it's about the Masters and Johnson study at Washington University around 1952.)
Did you say beanie-weenie and Masters and Johnson in the same statement?
So you're watching PBS porn...
That's odd that my menu and selected program turned out that way....?  Now you've got me worried...!
Good that we're all on the same page....we've been worried about you for a while now.....lol
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Re: 12/18/2014
« Reply #238 on: December 18, 2014, 01:24:05 PM »

Hey Dad...
Thomas & Friends Special Collector's Edition Thomas Engine $2 + Free Store Pickup @ Sears
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Re: 12/18/2014
« Reply #239 on: December 18, 2014, 01:24:40 PM »

Good morning Tony, Scott, Bean, Dean, and Dave(s), and lurkers..!
Hey azhol, what about me!   :D
Damn, I thought I really listed your name first.
Did you just call me Tony - the insults! ;)
Let me get this straight... It all started when all I said was, "good morning..."
Hahaha - no worries :)  What's on the schedule for today?
No babysitting today, I'm going to attempt to do some banking. Then I'm going to make beanie-weenies with cornbread for later.  I also have the Masters of Sex Season 1 on DVD's that I'm going to watch (it's about the Masters and Johnson study at Washington University around 1952.)
Did you say beanie-weenie and Masters and Johnson in the same statement?
So you're watching PBS porn...
That's odd that my menu and selected program turned out that way....?  Now you've got me worried...!
Good that we're all on the same page....we've been worried about you for a while now.....lol
My friend brought this over the other day. So, no need to worry.  He's taking very good care of me... :)  I thought it was pretty darn good..!
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