Bret's been replaced. There is a dude who sits near me whose legal first name is Raz.
Haven't asked him yet if he smokes cigars.
There's our coinkydink of the day.
Wonder if he shoots guns and plays the guitar? I'll have to befriend him to find out.
And plays piano, and writes songs, and speaks Spanish, and writes code, and collects guns, and builds guns, and makes ammunition, and collects guitars, and has read Plato AND Aristotle, and Calvin AND Hobbes, and all the Federalist Papers...
I mean, these are appetites more than qualities. But if you're tryna replace me, you're gonna have to work a little harder than a sobriquet and knowing the business end of a cigar and a gun.