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[CigarBanter]

Happy Memorial Day!  Today, let's enjoy our families, cookouts, libations and cigars too.  But let us not forget to remember the people who died while serving in our country's armed forces.

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Good morning guys.

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On this day in history ..
1085 - King Alfonso VI of Castily/Le¢n occupy Toledo on Moren
1241 - 1st attack on Jewish community of Frankfort-on-the-Main Germany
1522 - Emperor Karel I returns to Spain
1632 - Albrecht von Wallenstein recaptures Prague on Saksen
1659 - Richard Cromwell resigns as English Lord Protector
1660 - English King Charles II lands in Dover
1661 - King Charles II marries Portuguese princess Catherina the Bragan‡a
1720 - "Le Grand St Antoine" reaches Marseille, plague kills 80,000
1721 - John Copson becomes America's 1st insurance agent
1784 - Jews are expelled from Warsaw by Marshall Mniszek
1787 - Constitutional convention opens at Phila, G Washington presiding
1793 - Father Stephen Theodore Badin is 1st US Roman Catholic priest ordained
1810 - Argentina declares independence from Napoleonic Spain (Natl Day)
1812 - Earthquake destroys Caracas Venezuela
1825 - American Unitarian Assn founded
1844 - 1st telegraphed news dispatch is published in Baltimore Patriot
1861 - John Merryman is arrested under suspension of writ of habeas corpus it later sparks a supreme court decision protecting writ
1862 - Battle of Winchester VA
1864 - Battle of New Hope Church, GA
1868 - Aust Aboriginal Cricket tour of England begins v Surrey Gentlemen
1870 - Irish Fenians raid Eccles Hill, Qu‚bec
1876 - 1st tie in NL history (Athletics & Louisville, 2-2 in 14)
1876 - 4th Preakness: G Barbee aboard Shirley wins in 2:44.75
1878 - Gilbert/Sullivans opera "HMS Pinafore," premieres in London
1887 - Gas lamp at Paris Opera catches fire; 200 die
1895 - 20th Preakness: Fred Taral aboard Belmar wins in 1:50«
1895 - Oscar Wilde sentenced to 2 years hard labor for being a sodomite
1898 - 1st US troop transport to Manila leaves SF
1899 - 33rd Belmont: R Clawson aboard Jean Beraud wins in 2:23

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1900 - Eyre M Shaw, 78, becomes oldest gold medalist in Olympics
1904 - 38th Belmont: George Odom aboard Delhi wins in 2:06.6
1906 - After 20 straight wins, Boston Pilgrims lose to Chicago White Sox 3-0
1911 - Revolution in M‚xico overthrows President Jos‚ Porfirio Diaz
1914 - British House of Commons passes Irish Home Rule
1915 - 2nd Battle of Ypres ends with 105,000 casualties
1915 - Chicago Claude Hendrix no-hits Pitts (Federal League), 10-0
1919 - Casey Stengel releases a sparrow from under his baseball cap
1922 - Babe Ruth suspended 1 day & fined $200 for throwing dirt on an ump
1923 - Britain recognizes Transjordan with Abdullah as its leader
1927 - Henry Ford stops producing Model T car (begins Model A)
1928 - Amelia Earhart (as a passenger) is 1st woman to fly Atlantic Ocean
1934 - B‚la Bart•k's "Enchanted Deer," premieres
1935 - Babe Ruth hits his last 3 home runs, Boston Braves vs Pirates
1935 - Jesse Owens equals or breaks 6 world records in one hour
1937 - 1st airmail letter to circle globe returns to NY
1939 - Carl Storck becomes 2nd NFL president
1940 - German troops conquer Boulogne
1940 - Golden Gate Intl Expo reopens
1941 - 5,000 drown in a storm at Ganges Delta region in India
1941 - Ted Williams raises his batting avg over .400 for 1st time in 1941
1943 - Riot at Mobile Ala shipyard over upgrading 12 black workers
1943 - Trident conference in Wash DC (operation plan '43 against Japan)
1944 - Partisan leader Tito escapes Germans surrounding Bosnia
1945 - Arthur C Clark proposes relay satellites in geosynchronous orbit
1946 - Abdullah ibn Hussein becomes king of Jordan
1946 - Jordan gains independence from Britain (Natl Day)
1947 - Coal dust explosion rocks Centralia Coal Co's Mine #5 killing 111
1948 - 30th PGA Championship: Ben Hogan at Norwood Hills CC St Louis
1948 - SF receives its 1st telecast
1949 - Chinese Red army occupies Shanghai
1950 - Bkln-Battery Tunnel opens in NYC
1951 - NY Giant Willie Mays 1st major league game (goes 0 for 5)
1953 - 1st atomic cannon electronically fired, Frenchman Flat, Nevada
1953 - 1st non-commercial educational television station-Houston, Texas
1953 - Braves Max Surkont strikes out record 8 Reds in a row
1955 - Series of 19 twisters destroy Udall Kansas & most of Blackwell Okla
1956 - Pope Pius XII publishes encyclical Haurietis aquas
1957 - "Shinbone Alley" closes at Broadway Theater NYC after 49 performances
1959 - Khrushchev visits Angola
1959 - Supreme ct rules La prohibiting black-white boxing unconstitutional
1960 - George Crowe's record 11th pinch-hit HR

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1960 - George Crowe's record 11th pinch-hit HR
1961 - JFK sets goal of putting a man on Moon before the end of decade
1961 - NASA civilian pilot Joseph A Walker takes X-15 to 32,770 m
1962 - Isley Brothers release "Twist & Shout"
1962 - US performs nuclear test at Christmas Island (atmospheric)
1962 - US unions AFL-CIO starts campaign for 35-hour work week
1963 - "Hot Spot" closes at Majestic Theater NYC after 43 performances
1963 - Early Wynn wins his 300th baseball game
1963 - Great Britain ends its amateur-professional classes in cricket
1963 - Organization for African Unity formed by Chad, Mauritania & Zambia
1964 - 16th Emmy Awards: Dick Van Dyke Show, Dick Van Dyke & Mary Tyler Moore
1964 - Frank Gilroy's "Subject is Roses," premieres in NYC
1964 - Ground is broken for a new stadium in St Louis
1964 - Supreme Court rules closing schools to avoid desegregation unconstitut
1965 - Dave Davies of Kinks stumbles & is knocked unconscious on stage
1965 - India & Pakistan border fights
1965 - Muhammad Ali KOs Sonny Liston in 1 for heavyweight boxing title
1965 - Roel van Duyn, Martijn Ananar & Rob Faado align in Provo
1966 - Peru & Argentina soccer fans fight in Lima; 248 die
1967 - Celtic wins 12th Europe Cup 1 in Lisbon
1967 - John Lennon takes delivery of his psychedelic painted Rolls Royce
1968 - BPAA All-Star Bowling Tournament won by Jim Stefanich
1968 - BPAA US Women's Bowling Open won by Dotty Fothergill
1968 - Gateway Arch in St Louis dedicated
1968 - Rolling Stones release "Jumping Jack Flash"
1968 - Unicorn by The Irish Rovers hits #7
1969 - "Midnight Cowboy" released with an X rating
1969 - Mickey Wright wins LPGA Bluegrass Golf Invitational
1969 - Sudanese government is overthrown in a military coup
1970 - 3rd ABA Championship: Indiana Pacers beat LA Stars, 4 games to 2
1971 - USSR performs nuclear test at Eastern Kazakh/Semipalitinsk USSR
1972 - Heavyweight Joe Frazier KOs Ron Stander
1972 - US performs nuclear test at Nevada Test Site
1973 - Argentine Peronist Hector C mpora installed as president
1973 - Borussia M”nchengladbach wins 2nd UEFA Cup at M”nchengladbach
1973 - George Harrison releases "Give Me Love" in UK
1973 - US launches 1st Skylab crew Kerwin, Conrad, Weitz
1975 - 29th NBA Championship: Golden Warriors sweep Wash Bullets in 4 games
1975 - Cleve's Dennis Eckersley, debuts shuting out the A's 6-0
1975 - Joanne Carner wins LPGA American DefenderGolf Classic
1976 - Heavyweight Muhammad Ali KOs Richard Dunn in Munich
1977 - "Beatles Live! At Star-Club in Hamburg Germany" released
1977 - "Brady Bunch Hour," last airs on ABC-TV
1977 - Dutch social democratic party wins parliamentary election
1977 - Liverpool wins 22nd Europe Cup 1 in Rome
1977 - US performs nuclear test at Nevada Test Site
1978 - "Star Wars" released
1978 - Stanley Cup: Montreal Canadiens beat Boston Bruins, 4 games to 2
1979 - American Airlines DC-10 crashes in Chicago killing 275
1979 - Israel begins to return Sinai to Egypt
1979 - Raul Gonz les of M‚xico completes 50,000 m walk in record 3:41:38.4
1980 - "Musical Chairs" closes at Rialto Theater NYC after 15 performances
1980 - Donna Caponi Young wins LPGA Corning Golf Classic
1980 - Jacek Wszoka of Poland sets high jump record (7'8")

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1981 - Al Unser becomes 1st Indy 500 winner to be disqualified
1981 - Carl Yastrzemski is 4th to get 3,000 hits (Cobb, Musial & Aaron)
1981 - Daniel Goodwin, scales outside of Chicago's Sears Tower in 7 hours
1981 - Rangers' Bill Stein sets AL record with 7 consecutive pinch hits
1982 - Ferguson Jenkins becomes 7th pitcher to strike out 3,000 batters
1982 - Iranian troops reconquer Khorramshar
1982 - STS-4 vehicle moves to launch pad
1983 - "Return of the Jedi" (Star Wars 3) released
1983 - 1st National Missing Children's Day is proclaimed
1983 - Fire in Nassermeer Egypt kills 357
1983 - France performs nuclear test
1983 - Kirk Gibson (Tigers) & Jorge Orta (Blue Jays) hit inside park HRs
1984 - Det Tigers lose to Seattle 7-3 ends record tying 17 consecutive wins
1984 - Red Sox trade pitcher Dennis Eckersley to Cubs for Bill Buckner
1985 - Allan Border scores 4th successive 1st class 100 (v Derbyshire)
1985 - Cyclone ravages Bangladesh; 11,000 killed
1986 - 30,000,000 watch "Live Aid," a massive benefit concert
1986 - 7,000,000 Americans form "Hands Across America"
1986 - 95-year-old woman scores a hole-in-one in Florida
1986 - Ferry boat Shamia sinks on Maghna River Bangladesh, 600 killed
1986 - Hands Across America - 6 million people hold hands from Calif to NY
1986 - KC Royal George Brett gets his 2,000th hit
1986 - Laurie Rinker wins LPGA Corning Golf Classic
1986 - Virgilio Barco elected president of Colombia
1988 - PSV wins Europe Cup
1989 - Eastern Airlines graduates it 1st class of non-union pilots
1989 - Mariners trade Mark Langston to Montreal for Randy Johnson
1989 - Mikhail Gorbachev elected Executive President in the Soviet Union
1989 - Stanley Cup: Calgary Flames beat Montreal Canadiens, 4 games to 2
1989 - Weird Al Yankovic records "She Drives Like Crazy"
1991 - "People Are Still Having Sex," by LaTour hits #35
1991 - Israel evacuates 14,000 Ethiopian Jews
1991 - Stanley Cup: Pittsburgh Penguins beat Minn North Star, 4 games to 2
1992 - Jay Leno becomes permanent host of "Tonight Show"
1992 - NY Yankees score 9 runs before 1st out in 8th inn, beat Brewers 13-7
1992 - Oscar Luigi Scalfaro elected president of Italy
1994 - Emmy 21st Daytime Award presentation - Susan Lucci not nominated
1996 - Jennifer Maria Holsten, 18, crowned Miss Filipino-American
1997 - Bell Atlantic Senior Golf Classic
1997 - David Frost wins Golf's Colonial Final in Ft Worth Texas
1997 - Indianapolis 500 race
1997 - Minn Twins retire Kirby Puckett's uniform #
1997 - Rosie Jones wins LPGA Corning Classic
1997 - Todd & Mel Stottlemyre become 1st father & son to win 100 games

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Famous birthdays for this day ..

1494 - Jacopo Pontormo II, Italy, painter (Sepulture of Christ)
1550 - Camillus de Lellis, Italian soldier/monastery founder/saint
1688 - Christian August Jacobi, composer
1713 - John Stuart, 3rd earl of Bute, English premier (1760-63)
1726 - Giuseppi Paolucci, composer
1729 - Jean de Neufville, Dutch/US merchant (started 4th English war)
1767 - Ferdinand Franzl, composer
1767 - Friedrich Johann Eck, composer
1779 - Henry M Baron de Kock, Dutch officer/politician
1781 - Ferdinand K J, archduke of Austria-Este/gov-gen (Sicily)
1803 - Ralph Waldo Emerson, US, essayist/philosopher (Concord Hymn)
1818 - Jacob Burckhardt, Swiss cultural historian
1821 - Diederich Krug, composer
1830 - Jules de Geyter, Belgian poet (International)
1839 - John Eliot, English meteorologist
1845 - William Muldoon, Belfast NY, boxing commissioner (help find PAL)
1847 - Alphonse Goovaerts, composer
1847 - John Alexander Dowie, [Elijah the Restorer], US, evangelist
1852 - Louis FMF Franchet d'EspŠrey, [Desperate Frankey], Fren marshal (WW I)
1865 - Frederick Augustus III, King of Saxon (1904-18)
1865 - John Raleigh Mott, organizer (YMCA, Nobel 1946)
1865 - Pieter Zeeman, Dutch physicist (Zeeman effect, Nobel 1902)
1877 - Billy Murray, singer (Denver Nightengale)
1878 - Bill "Bojangles" Robinson, actor (Stormy Weather, Little Colonel)
1879 - W Maxwell Aitken lord Beaverbrook, Canada/English banker
1882 - Harry Fox, entertainer
1886 - Philip Murray, founded Congress of Industrial Organizations (CIO)
1888 - Miles Malleson, writer/actor (Phantom of Opera, Postman's Knock)
1889 - Gilardo Gilardi, composer
1889 - Igor Sikorsky, developed a working helicopter
1889 - Sverre Jordan, composer
1891 - Robert W P Peereboom, Dutch editor in chief (Haarlem Newspaper)
1894 - Dirk Vansina, Flemish playwright (Verschaeve Gives Evidence)
1896 - Jan N Bakhuizen van den Brink, theologist/church historian
1897 - Alan Kippax, cricketer (22 Tests for Australia 1924-34, brilliant bat)
1898 - Bennett Cerf, publisher (Random House) panelist (What's My Line)
1898 - Gene Tunney, world heavyweight boxing champion (1926-30)
1898 - Gustav Regler, writer
1898 - Mischa Levitzki, composer

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1901 - Milenko Zivkovic, composer
1902 - Helvi Lemmikke Leiviska, composer
1904 - Kurt George Hugo Thomas, composer
1905 - Binnie Barnes, London, actress (Adv of Marco Polo, Diamond Jim)
1905 - Joseph C Harsch, Toledo Ohio, newscaster (Background)
1907 - Rachel Carson, conservationist/writer (silent springs)
1907 - U Nu, premier Burma (1948-58, 1960-62)
1908 - David Lean, British director (Lawrence of Arabia)
1908 - Theodore Roethke, US, poet (Words for the Wind)
1910 - Ernest Anderson, publicist
1912 - Eddie Maxwell, singer (Yes We Have No Bananas)
1913 - Joseph Peter Grace, businessman
1915 - Daniel Wolf, journalist
1916 - Lou van Rees, Dutch impresario [or May 29]
1916 - Virginia Ginny Simms, actress/singer (Kay Kyser Band)
1917 - Dorothy Sarnoff, US, actress(?)
1917 - Jimmy Hamilton, saxophonist
1917 - Steve Cochran, Eureka CA, actor (Mozambique, Gay Senotiys, Dallas)
1918 - Claude Akins, Nelson GA, actor (BJ & Bear, Movin' On, Lobo)
1918 - Peder Lunde, Norway, yachtsman (Olympic-silver-1952)
1919 - Gino Negri, composer
1919 - Lindsey Nelson, Pulaski Tn, sportscaster (NY Mets)
1921 - Hal David, lyricist (Promises Promises-Grammy 1969)
1923 - John Weitz, spy/author/fashion designer (Friends in High Places)
1925 - Aldo Clementi, composer
1925 - Jeanne Crain, Barstow Calif, actress (Man Without a Star)
1926 - Kitty Kallen, rocker
1926 - M von der Grn, writer
1926 - Miles D Davis, Alton Ill, jazz trumpeter (L'ascenseur pour l'‚chafaud)
1927 - Robert Ludlum, NYC, spy novelist (Bourne Identity)
1928 - Frigyes Hidas, composer
1928 - Mary Tuck, social researcher/civil servant
1929 - Beverly Sills, [Belle "Bubbles" Miriam Silverman], Bkln NY, soprano
1929 - David S Ruder, 23rd chairman of Security & Exchange Commission
1931 - John Gabriel, Niagara Falls NY, actor (Cat Gang, Fantasies)
1932 - Georgi Mikhailovich Grechko, USSR, cosmonaut (Soyuz 17, 26, T-14)
1932 - John Grogery Dunne, US writer (Up Close & Personal, True Confessions)
1932 - K C Jones, Taylor Tx, basketball player (Olympic-gold-1956)
1933 - Roger Bowen, actor (M*A*S*H, Main Event, What about Bob, Petulia)
1934 - David J Burke, Liverpool England, writer
1934 - Ron Nesson, press secretary (Gerald Ford)
1936 - Rusi Surti, cricketer (Indian slow lefty, hat-trick for Qld 1969)
1936 - Tom T Hall, Olive Hill Ky, country singer/writer (Harper Valley PTA)
1938 - Ludmil Buldakova, USSR, volleyball player (Olympic-gold-1972)
1938 - Raymond Carver, poet/short story writer (Furious Season)
1939 - Dixie Carter, TN, actress (Designing Women, Edge of Night)
1939 - Ian McKellen, England, actor (Keep, Plenty, Scarlet Pimpernel)
1942 - Bill Young, rocker

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1942 - Brian "Blinky" Davison, rocker
1943 - John "Poli" Palmer, rocker (Family K)
1943 - Leslie Uggams, NYC, singer/actress (Leslie Uggams Show, Roots)
1943 - Poli Palmer, rocker (Family)
1943 - Sally Jesse Raphael, TV talk show host (Sally) [or Feb 25]
1943 - Wynand C Malan, South African lawyer/NP/DP-politician
1944 - Frank Oz, Heresford England, puppeteer (Sesame St, Muppet Show)
1944 - Robert Michael Payton, pizza magnate
1945 - Dave Lee Travis, DJ
1946 - Irnema Szewinski Kirszenstein, Poland, 200m runner (1968 Olym Gold)
1946 - Janet E[llen] Morris, US, sci-fi author (Golden Sword, Tempus)
1946 - Tommy Cecil, ferryman
1947 - Jessi Colter, [Miriam Johnson], Phoenix, country singer (I'm Not Lisa)
1947 - Karen Valentine, Santa Rosa CA, actress (Love Amer Style, Room 222)
1947 - Mitch Margo, Bkln, rocker (Tokens-Lion Sleeps Tonight)
1949 - Jamaica Kincaid, [Elaine P Richardson], Antigua/US journalist (NYer)
1949 - Lalith Kaluperuma, cricketer (two Tests for Sri Lanka 1982)
1951 - Clifford Archer, bassist (Atlantic Star-Touch a 4 Leaf Clover)
1953 - Donald Albert Weibring Jr, Quincy IL, PGA golfer (1979 Quad Cities)
1953 - Jane Priest, Perth Australia, Prince Charles' lover
1953 - Rich Alves, Pleasanton Calif, singer (Pirates of Miss-Fred Jake)
1954 - Alison Stern, wife of radio personality Howard Stern (Private Parts)
1955 - Connie Selleca, Bronx, actress (Hotel, Capt America II)
1956 - Tatsutoshi Goto, wrestler (WAR/NJPW)
1957 - Hillary Bailey Smith, Boston MA, actress (Nora-One Life to Live)
1958 - Claus Minah, singer (Scorpions)
1958 - Dorothy Straight, 4 year old author (How World Begun)
1958 - Klaus Meine, rocker (Scorpions-No One Like You)
1958 - Paul Weller, guitar (Jam-This is Modern World, Style Council)
1959 - Cathryn Harrison, London England, actress (Old Woman in Black Moon)
1960 - BenoŒt van Innis, Belgian cartoonist/painter/cartoonist (NY Post)
1961 - Hiro Saito, wrestler (All-Japan/NJPW/Calgary)
1962 - Amy Read, Birmingham MI, golfer (1994 Healthsouth Palm Beach-15th)
1962 - Zulqarnain, cricketer (last person in alphabetical order to play Test)
1963 - Mike Myers, Canada, comedian (SNL, Wayne's World) [or Jun 25]
1964 - David Shaw, St Thomas, NHL defenseman (Tampa Bay Lightning)
1965 - Mark Knight, Calif, rock guitarist (Bang Tango-Dancin' on Coals)
1965 - Remco Prins, Dutch rock guitarist/vocalist (Burma Shave-Stash)
1965 - Roef-Ragas, Dutch actor (Missing Link, Red Rain, Juju, Mykosch)
1965 - Stefka Kostadinova, Bulgaria high jumper (world record 1987)
1966 - Bill Haselman, Long Branch NJ, catcher (Boston Red Sox)
1966 - Dave Hollins, Buffalo NY, infielder (Minn Twins)

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1966 - Melissa McNamara, Tulsa OK, LPGA golfer (1991 Stratton Mt Classic)
1967 - Danny Gonzales, jockey
1967 - Juan Jimenez, WLAF quarterback/receivers coach (Barcelona Dragons)
1967 - Luc Nilis, Belgian soccer player (RSC Anderlecht/PSV)
1967 - Ruthie Bolton, McClain Miss, basketball guard (Olympics-gold-96)
1968 - Debbi Miho Koyama, LPGA golfer (1995 US Women's Open-28th)
1968 - Kendall Gill, NBA guard/forward (NJ Nets)
1968 - Nathalie Schneyder, SF Calif, synchronized swimmer (Olympics-gold-96)
1968 - Shawn Bouwens, NFL guard (Jacksonville Jaguars)
1969 - Anne Heche, Ohio, actress (Donnie Brasco, Juror, Volcano)
1969 - Matt Borlenghi, LA Calif, actor (Brian Bodine-All My Children)
1970 - Danni Roche, Melbourne VIC Australia, field hockey midfielder (Oly-96)
1970 - Heather Simmons-Carrasco, Mt View Ca, synchro swimmer (Oly-alt-96)
1970 - Joey Eischen, West Covina CA, pitcher (LA Dodgers)
1970 - Lindsay Greenbush, LA, twin actress (Carrie-Little House on Prairie)
1970 - Michael B Enyaer, writer (Pilot One)
1970 - Robert Croft, cricketer (Glamorgan off-spinner, England 1996-)
1970 - Sandra Dopfer, Lustenau Austria, tennis star (1995 Futures-Lerida)
1970 - Sidney Greenbush, LA, twin actress (Carrie-Little House on Prairie)
1971 - Alan Kline, NFL tackle (NO Saints)
1971 - Justin Henry, Rye NY, actor (Kramer vs Kramer, 16 Candles)
1971 - Keith Hamilton, NFL defensive tackle (NY Giants)
1971 - Larry Thompson, CFL/NFL wide receiver (Seattle Seahawks, BC Lions)
1971 - Tim Kroeker, Chilliwack BC, 110m hurdler (Olympics-96)
1972 - Antonio Lang, NBA forward (Cleveland Cavaliers)
1972 - Tony Ronaldson, Adelaide SA Australia, basketball forward (Oly-96)
1973 - Duncan Free, Australian rower (Olympics-96)
1973 - Earl Mackey, NFL linebacker (Minn Vikings)
1973 - Jeff Smith, NFL/WLAF corner (Scotland Claymores/KC Chiefs)
1973 - Jos‚e Corbeil, Pointe-Claire Quebec, volleyball player (Olympics-96)
1973 - Maria Jose Gaidano, Buenos Aires Arg, tennis star (1993 Belg doubles)
1973 - Racquel Spurlock, WNBA center (Houston Comets)
1974 - Dennis Stallings, linebacker (Tennessee Oilers)
1975 - Adam Saathoff, Tuscon Ariz, running target (Olympics-1996)
1976 - Tarik Glenn, offensive tackle (Indianapolis Colts)

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Evangelical TV
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Grandpa and grandma were watching the television
evangelical show and the preacher said, if the
viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one
hand on the television set and the other hand
on the body part where they wanted to be healed.


Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television
set, placed her right hand on the set and her
left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was
causing her to have great pain.

Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed
his right hand on the set and his left hand on
his crotch.

Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you
just don't get it. The purpose of doing this
is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead."

[LSUFAN]

Time to hit the road for work, enjoy your day guys.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Time to hit the road for work, enjoy your day guys.

You too, Chip.  It's gonna be a slow banter day for sure.  Just heading back to bed myself.

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