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Re: 3/4/2015
« Reply #450 on: March 04, 2015, 10:12:55 PM »

Good evening gents....
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Re: 3/4/2015
« Reply #451 on: March 04, 2015, 10:13:04 PM »

so I smoked an OOO for lunch,  what to do for the ride home.
I may look for something to smoke too.  I think it's supposed to be almost 50° out there.  Worst case scenario, I'm driving to the NJ office tomorrow and I'll have a breakfast smoke.
Odds are against you driving anywhere tomorrow morning.
I thought the snow was coming later.  I guess we'll see.
I see now, that's not the case.  Therefore I will take advantage and light something up immediately.  Later, gents.
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Re: 3/4/2015
« Reply #452 on: March 04, 2015, 10:14:27 PM »

Cold has arrived, temp fell 10 degrees while I was driving home.  Chit I hate cold weather.  Wind blowing 20-25 with some rain now.
Bean is going to be happy to hear that.
Oh yeah very happy just like me.
Oh happy happy, joy joy!
Supposed to roll into the east coast about midnight.  Know what I'll be doing when I get home Friday morning.  6-12" forecast.
You should just stay in CA till it melts.
I've given it considerable thought.
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Re: 3/4/2015
« Reply #453 on: March 04, 2015, 10:16:57 PM »

Battery is dying so I'll be back in a bit.
TWSS
That ladies and gentlemen is your TWSS winner for the day!
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Re: 3/4/2015
« Reply #454 on: March 04, 2015, 10:18:07 PM »

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Re: 3/4/2015
« Reply #455 on: March 04, 2015, 10:20:29 PM »

Battery is dying so I'll be back in a bit.
TWSS
That ladies and gentlemen is your TWSS winner for the day!
I'm not so sure about that.  My wife actually asked for sex today...!
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Re: 3/4/2015
« Reply #456 on: March 04, 2015, 10:21:37 PM »

;)
Martini time!
What's your condiment du jour?
Whiskey and water here tonight.  And also finished up an Unholy Cocktail.
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Re: 3/4/2015
« Reply #457 on: March 04, 2015, 10:47:21 PM »

Battery is dying so I'll be back in a bit.
TWSS
That ladies and gentlemen is your TWSS winner for the day!
I'm not so sure about that.  My wife actually asked for sex today...!
With you?
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Re: 3/4/2015
« Reply #458 on: March 04, 2015, 10:48:15 PM »

Battery is dying so I'll be back in a bit.
TWSS
That ladies and gentlemen is your TWSS winner for the day!
I'm not so sure about that.  My wife actually asked for sex today...!
With you?
LMAO!
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Re: 3/4/2015
« Reply #459 on: March 04, 2015, 10:52:51 PM »

Battery is dying so I'll be back in a bit.
TWSS
That ladies and gentlemen is your TWSS winner for the day!
I'm not so sure about that.  My wife actually asked for sex today...!
With you?
I guess she was talking to me, so I obliged her.  She even had a mini Magic Wand Vibrator that recharges by sticking it into a usb port.  Now how would you like to see that thing hanging off the side of your laptop...?
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Re: 3/4/2015
« Reply #460 on: March 04, 2015, 10:55:31 PM »

Battery is dying so I'll be back in a bit.
TWSS
That ladies and gentlemen is your TWSS winner for the day!
I'm not so sure about that.  My wife actually asked for sex today...!
With you?
I guess she was talking to me, so I obliged her.  She even had a mini Magic Wand Vibrator that recharges by sticking it into a usb port.  Now how would you like to see that thing hanging off the side of your laptop...?
Oh lord!  BD, you truly make me LMAO.
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Re: 3/4/2015
« Reply #461 on: March 04, 2015, 11:01:24 PM »

And time for me to call it a night (It's a knight).  See you on Thursday.
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Re: 3/4/2015
« Reply #462 on: March 04, 2015, 11:03:35 PM »

And time for me to call it a night (It's a knight).  See you on Thursday.
Nighty Night Bean...!
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Re: 3/4/2015
« Reply #463 on: March 04, 2015, 11:06:44 PM »

Battery is dying so I'll be back in a bit.
TWSS
That ladies and gentlemen is your TWSS winner for the day!
I'm not so sure about that.  My wife actually asked for sex today...!
With you?
I guess she was talking to me, so I obliged her.  She even had a mini Magic Wand Vibrator that recharges by sticking it into a usb port.  Now how would you like to see that thing hanging off the side of your laptop...?
Gives new meaning the phrase laptop computer.
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Re: 3/4/2015
« Reply #464 on: March 04, 2015, 11:07:37 PM »

And time for me to call it a night (It's a knight).  See you on Thursday.
Nighty Night Bean...!
Good evening to you Sir Bean
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