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Re: 1/6/2016
« Reply #345 on: January 06, 2016, 06:37:26 PM »

Don't think Tex gave us the doom and gloom report, but:

Dow: -252.15
NASDAQ:  - 55.66
S&P 500: -26.45
guns and ammo are up
Deans Penis is probably up

BOOM!
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Re: 1/6/2016
« Reply #346 on: January 06, 2016, 06:39:30 PM »

Damn, Tex. Sights for the AR are 'spensive.
May as well just higher a marksman.
higher... really. ;)
And it's "marksperson" nowadays. Sheesh.
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Re: 1/6/2016
« Reply #347 on: January 06, 2016, 06:41:37 PM »

Damn, Tex. Sights for the AR are 'spensive.
May as well just higher a marksman.
higher... really. ;)
And it's "marksperson" nowadays. Sheesh.
I was 10 minutes ago watching a show about a Smith & Wesson gun training facility for women over in Marble Falls.
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Re: 1/6/2016
« Reply #348 on: January 06, 2016, 06:43:44 PM »

New Boss must be outlining his Expectations for Travellin Dave!  I Doubt they include fuk'n off on the banter and smoking cigars either.
Probably some pinko commie!
Speaking of which what you been doing all day CG?
Grinding in SQL and Excel - reporting package that I've been given ownership is due in the next few days, so lots of minute changes and that sort of bullshit
You finished with that Skool-Shit?
Yes sir, defended my thesis the second week in Dec and passed with flying colors!
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Thanks Tony - it was nice to get that out of the way.  Only lame part is I don't "walk" until April as the Master's graduates are only 1x/year.
I didn't bother to show up for my undergrad. Not really into all the pomp and circumstance.
I did not show up for any of them, total b.s.
I like that B.S.
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Re: 1/6/2016
« Reply #349 on: January 06, 2016, 06:45:37 PM »

G'day!  Okay.  I have tried every magical combination I can think of, but to no avail.  Does anybody have the latest free ship code for CI?
Tired of trying to keep track.  That's why I always keep a Jam item in the cart.  Free ship carryover.
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Re: 1/6/2016
« Reply #350 on: January 06, 2016, 06:47:09 PM »

New Boss must be outlining his Expectations for Travellin Dave!  I Doubt they include fuk'n off on the banter and smoking cigars either.
Probably some pinko commie!
Speaking of which what you been doing all day CG?
Grinding in SQL and Excel - reporting package that I've been given ownership is due in the next few days, so lots of minute changes and that sort of bullshit
You finished with that Skool-Shit?
Yes sir, defended my thesis the second week in Dec and passed with flying colors!
Congratulations CG.  What is the title of your thesis?
Thanks CB! "Economic Education for Entrepreneurs: Creating Business Success Through Subject Mastery"
You be mastering that subject!  You be a master of bidniss administration now?
Massa of Scienze in Bidness, technically :)
Yessah Massah!
I'm offended.
Go back to your "safe place", it will be OK soon.
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Re: 1/6/2016
« Reply #351 on: January 06, 2016, 06:47:23 PM »

Damn, Tex. Sights for the AR are 'spensive.
May as well just higher a marksman.
higher... really. ;)
And it's "marksperson" nowadays. Sheesh.

The Annie Oakley Foundation is now offended.
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Re: 1/6/2016
« Reply #352 on: January 06, 2016, 06:48:31 PM »

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Re: 1/6/2016
« Reply #353 on: January 06, 2016, 06:48:55 PM »

New Boss must be outlining his Expectations for Travellin Dave!  I Doubt they include fuk'n off on the banter and smoking cigars either.
Probably some pinko commie!
Speaking of which what you been doing all day CG?
Grinding in SQL and Excel - reporting package that I've been given ownership is due in the next few days, so lots of minute changes and that sort of bullshit
You finished with that Skool-Shit?
Yes sir, defended my thesis the second week in Dec and passed with flying colors!
Congratulations CG.  What is the title of your thesis?
Thanks CB! "Economic Education for Entrepreneurs: Creating Business Success Through Subject Mastery"
You be mastering that subject!  You be a master of bidniss administration now?
Massa of Scienze in Bidness, technically :)
Yessah Massah!
I'm offended.
Go back to your "safe place", it will be OK soon.
Guess O'bummer will,fix it
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Re: 1/6/2016
« Reply #354 on: January 06, 2016, 06:49:07 PM »

Evening CB.
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Re: 1/6/2016
« Reply #355 on: January 06, 2016, 06:49:33 PM »

Time to head to the house.  And it's raining, which means a major traffic cluster is surely awaiting. Adios, mofos.
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Re: 1/6/2016
« Reply #356 on: January 06, 2016, 06:50:22 PM »

New Boss must be outlining his Expectations for Travellin Dave!  I Doubt they include fuk'n off on the banter and smoking cigars either.
Probably some pinko commie!
Speaking of which what you been doing all day CG?
Grinding in SQL and Excel - reporting package that I've been given ownership is due in the next few days, so lots of minute changes and that sort of bullshit
You finished with that Skool-Shit?
Yes sir, defended my thesis the second week in Dec and passed with flying colors!
Congratulations CG.  What is the title of your thesis?
Thanks CB! "Economic Education for Entrepreneurs: Creating Business Success Through Subject Mastery"
You be mastering that subject!  You be a master of bidniss administration now?
Massa of Scienze in Bidness, technically :)
Yessah Massah!
I'm offended.
Go back to your "safe place", it will be OK soon.
Guess O'bummer will,fix it
And when he fixes it, sumbitch stays fixed. It's the Chicago way.
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Re: 1/6/2016
« Reply #357 on: January 06, 2016, 06:51:46 PM »

New Boss must be outlining his Expectations for Travellin Dave!  I Doubt they include fuk'n off on the banter and smoking cigars either.
Probably some pinko commie!
Speaking of which what you been doing all day CG?
Grinding in SQL and Excel - reporting package that I've been given ownership is due in the next few days, so lots of minute changes and that sort of bullshit
You finished with that Skool-Shit?
Yes sir, defended my thesis the second week in Dec and passed with flying colors!
Congratulations CG.  What is the title of your thesis?
Thanks CB! "Economic Education for Entrepreneurs: Creating Business Success Through Subject Mastery"
You be mastering that subject!  You be a master of bidniss administration now?
Massa of Scienze in Bidness, technically :)
Yessah Massah!
I'm offended.
Go back to your "safe place", it will be OK soon.
Guess O'bummer will,fix it
And when he fixes it, sumbitch stays fixed. It's the Chicago way.
And when Bill Clinton Fuk's them they stay Fuct.  It's the Arkansas way.
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Re: 1/6/2016
« Reply #358 on: January 06, 2016, 06:52:39 PM »

Time to head to the house.  And it's raining, which means a major traffic cluster is surely awaiting. Adios, mofos.

Well it won't be the IT guys fault. Later, Bean.
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Re: 1/6/2016
« Reply #359 on: January 06, 2016, 06:52:57 PM »

Time to head to the house.  And it's raining, which means a major traffic cluster is surely awaiting. Adios, mofos.
I can assure you of it, was a clusterfuck mess when I came home at 3:00.
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