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[South Carolina Redfish]

Beers that taste like your favorite Halloween candy


http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014/10/31/beers-that-taste-like-candy-just-in-time-for-halloween/

#1 and #5 are intriguing.

#1 & #6 for me.  Tasted that Reds Apple chit and would try piss before that again

Yeah, that one isn't appealing to me at all... Nor is your piss.

If it helps neither appeals to me either!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Well boys, this is my stop.  Hoping to get to the house before the kiddies shed their costumes.  Have a great evening.

Hope they save you some treats too!  Have a good evening Tony.

[Bad Dad]

Does everyone have their costumes on...?

Yep a naked old man

A guy came to work one Halloween dressed as a flasher.  He had on a trench coat, and when he would flash you, he was wearing a t-shirt, and boxer shorts.  He had taken a stocking and stuffed a red shock into a ball in the end of it, followed with rolled up tan colored socks.  He had it sticking out of the one leg of his boxer shorts and it looked like he had a great big dick that hung down past his knees.  It was really funny.  I doubt that you would be able to get away with that at work anymore..?

[Bad Dad]

I wish I would have seen those Graycliff 'G2' Maduro Pirate Torpedo earlier.  I may have tried those.  I like the G2 Connecticut's for when I like a mild smoke.

[razgueado]

Oldest princess just called to inform me she's passed the Bar.  I wonder just exactly where she got her brains..

Congrats, Sam.  Turns out the banter kids are pretty damn smart.  Their fathers are fucking stupid though.

We can't be too fucking stupid.  We're managing to afford their tuition and still have enough money for some cigars.

Smart is the one who gets the free ride, not the asshole paying for it.  Just sayin'.  No offense, Bret.

None taken.  Smart is the one who pays for the person taking the free ride, knowing they'll have to support the asshole when he gets senile.

[cigarbreath]

Oldest princess just called to inform me she's passed the Bar.  I wonder just exactly where she got her brains..

Congrats, Sam.  Turns out the banter kids are pretty damn smart.  Their fathers are fucking stupid though.

We can't be too fucking stupid.  We're managing to afford their tuition and still have enough money for some cigars.

Smart is the one who gets the free ride, not the asshole paying for it.  Just sayin'.  No offense, Bret.

None taken.  Smart is the one who pays for the person taking the free ride, knowing they'll have to support the asshole when he gets senile.

What?

[Bad Dad]

I don't see any trick or treaters out yet....

[Bad Dad]

I don't see any trick or treaters out yet....

It's not quite dark yet, but I'm going to turn on my porch light anyway.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I don't see any trick or treaters out yet....

None on my street but that is not unusual and means more candy for me!

[Bad Dad]

I don't see any trick or treaters out yet....

It's not quite dark yet, but I'm going to turn on my porch light anyway.

Halloween had officially started.  I had a very cool lit up skeleton, and a vampire..!!!  Yikes, I scared already..!

[Bad Dad]

I don't see any trick or treaters out yet....

It's not quite dark yet, but I'm going to turn on my porch light anyway.

Halloween had officially started.  I had a very cool lit up skeleton, and a vampire..!!!  Yikes, I scared already..!

Damn, it's not like the old days when everyone on the street had their porch lights on.  Stingy basturds.

[Bad Dad]

If you signed up for a flight into space on Virgin Galactic's SpaceShipTwo, you'll have to wait for the next flight, since the first one crashed.  Ok, who's next..?

[Bad Dad]

I don't see any trick or treaters out yet....

It's not quite dark yet, but I'm going to turn on my porch light anyway.

Halloween had officially started.  I had a very cool lit up skeleton, and a vampire..!!!  Yikes, I scared already..!

Damn, it's not like the old days when everyone on the street had their porch lights on.  Stingy basturds.

I just had a 9 year old pimp come to the door.  I just kept my mouth shut and didn't ask him where his hoe's were...?

[South Carolina Redfish]

I don't see any trick or treaters out yet....

It's not quite dark yet, but I'm going to turn on my porch light anyway.

Halloween had officially started.  I had a very cool lit up skeleton, and a vampire..!!!  Yikes, I scared already..!

Damn, it's not like the old days when everyone on the street had their porch lights on.  Stingy basturds.

I just had a 9 year old pimp come to the door.  I just kept my mouth shut and didn't ask him where his hoe's were...?

I just treated myself to a chocolate chip cookie.

[Bad Dad]

I don't see any trick or treaters out yet....

It's not quite dark yet, but I'm going to turn on my porch light anyway.

Halloween had officially started.  I had a very cool lit up skeleton, and a vampire..!!!  Yikes, I scared already..!

Damn, it's not like the old days when everyone on the street had their porch lights on.  Stingy basturds.

I just had a 9 year old pimp come to the door.  I just kept my mouth shut and didn't ask him where his hoe's were...?

I just treated myself to a chocolate chip cookie.

I wonder what those parents were thinking when they dressed up their kid as a pimp...?  God, I hope I don't get any pole dancers...!