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Re: 10/17/2018
« Reply #90 on: October 17, 2018, 02:02:24 PM »

grrrr, mayor of Inglis asked if I would do a flyer for the Inglis Animal Shelter fundraiser Friday.

Did you answer before realizing 'no' was an option?
she is a great politician. knows how to sweet talk to get what she wants, and puts you in your place when she doesn't.
Sounds like Dean is sold. 
Didn't want to ask if the Mayor was a woman, but of course.
Guess we know where Dean will be stuffing the ballot box in November...
done
Good work, guess Madame Mayor knew she was barking up the right tree.
she wanted 50 black/white, 25 color. I get a ream of paper and replacement ink, and a thank you, but I have to deliver them to the fundraiser Saturday morning.
does a mayoral thank you include a tour of the big office and well placed cigar?
I highly doubt that. I've been,in her office before. too many security cameras.
and it's where the Water Dept lady works too.
Lol, of course she does.
I gotta start writing this stuff down.
We might need to create a flow chart or something.
I don't know, flow chart just doesn't sound right just after lunch... :-
Maybe an org. chart?
LTG already has a Flo chart.  There's one on every desk where he works.
Found out today she's the actor/actress who has been in the most commercials playing one character.
Nate needs to get in on that action.
He has bigger fish to fry right now.

https://www.facebook.com/clepizza/videos/886971541501517/
Yowza. I'm not a Facebook guy so... Do they make local commercials that are only seen on Facebook?
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Re: 10/17/2018
« Reply #91 on: October 17, 2018, 02:02:56 PM »

grrrr, mayor of Inglis asked if I would do a flyer for the Inglis Animal Shelter fundraiser Friday.
😖
Did you answer before realizing 'no' was an option?
she is a great politician. knows how to sweet talk to get what she wants, and puts you in your place when she doesn't.
Sounds like Dean is sold. 
Didn't want to ask if the Mayor was a woman, but of course.
Guess we know where Dean will be stuffing the ballot box in November...
done
Good work, guess Madame Mayor knew she was barking up the right tree.
she wanted 50 black/white, 25 color. I get a ream of paper and replacement ink, and a thank you, but I have to deliver them to the fundraiser Saturday morning.
does a mayoral thank you include a tour of the big office and well placed cigar?
I highly doubt that. I've been,in her office before. too many security cameras.
and it's where the Water Dept lady works too.
Lol, of course she does.
I gotta start writing this stuff down.
We might need to create a flow chart or something.
I don't know, flow chart just doesn't sound right just after lunch... :-\
Maybe an org. chart?
LTG already has a Flo chart.  There's one on every desk where he works.
Found out today she's the actor/actress who has been in the most commercials playing one character.
And our yearly results as of yesterday have our gainshare target at 1.91 out of a possible 2.0, so she can go right on playing Flo.
I think it's Jaime who deserves the credit.   :D
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Re: 10/17/2018
« Reply #92 on: October 17, 2018, 02:03:37 PM »

grrrr, mayor of Inglis asked if I would do a flyer for the Inglis Animal Shelter fundraiser Friday.

Did you answer before realizing 'no' was an option?
she is a great politician. knows how to sweet talk to get what she wants, and puts you in your place when she doesn't.
Sounds like Dean is sold. 
Didn't want to ask if the Mayor was a woman, but of course.
Guess we know where Dean will be stuffing the ballot box in November...
done
Good work, guess Madame Mayor knew she was barking up the right tree.
she wanted 50 black/white, 25 color. I get a ream of paper and replacement ink, and a thank you, but I have to deliver them to the fundraiser Saturday morning.
does a mayoral thank you include a tour of the big office and well placed cigar?
I highly doubt that. I've been,in her office before. too many security cameras.
and it's where the Water Dept lady works too.
Lol, of course she does.
I gotta start writing this stuff down.
We might need to create a flow chart or something.
I don't know, flow chart just doesn't sound right just after lunch... :-
Maybe an org. chart?
LTG already has a Flo chart.  There's one on every desk where he works.
Found out today she's the actor/actress who has been in the most commercials playing one character.
Nate needs to get in on that action.
He has bigger fish to fry right now.

https://www.facebook.com/clepizza/videos/886971541501517/
Yowza. I'm not a Facebook guy so... Do they make local commercials that are only seen on Facebook?
Too long for a TV spot. Too good to be an actual Halloween movie.
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Re: 10/17/2018
« Reply #93 on: October 17, 2018, 02:03:38 PM »

grrrr, mayor of Inglis asked if I would do a flyer for the Inglis Animal Shelter fundraiser Friday.

Did you answer before realizing 'no' was an option?
she is a great politician. knows how to sweet talk to get what she wants, and puts you in your place when she doesn't.
Sounds like Dean is sold. 
Didn't want to ask if the Mayor was a woman, but of course.
Guess we know where Dean will be stuffing the ballot box in November...
done
Good work, guess Madame Mayor knew she was barking up the right tree.
she wanted 50 black/white, 25 color. I get a ream of paper and replacement ink, and a thank you, but I have to deliver them to the fundraiser Saturday morning.
does a mayoral thank you include a tour of the big office and well placed cigar?
I highly doubt that. I've been,in her office before. too many security cameras.
and it's where the Water Dept lady works too.
Lol, of course she does.
I gotta start writing this stuff down.
We might need to create a flow chart or something.
I don't know, flow chart just doesn't sound right just after lunch... :-
Maybe an org. chart?
LTG already has a Flo chart.  There's one on every desk where he works.
Found out today she's the actor/actress who has been in the most commercials playing one character.
Nate needs to get in on that action.
He has bigger fish to fry right now.

https://www.facebook.com/clepizza/videos/886971541501517/
Yowza. I'm not a Facebook guy so... Do they make local commercials that are only seen on Facebook?
This one is probably, yeah.
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Re: 10/17/2018
« Reply #94 on: October 17, 2018, 02:03:57 PM »

grrrr, mayor of Inglis asked if I would do a flyer for the Inglis Animal Shelter fundraiser Friday.
😖
Did you answer before realizing 'no' was an option?
she is a great politician. knows how to sweet talk to get what she wants, and puts you in your place when she doesn't.
Sounds like Dean is sold. 
Didn't want to ask if the Mayor was a woman, but of course.
Guess we know where Dean will be stuffing the ballot box in November...
done
Good work, guess Madame Mayor knew she was barking up the right tree.
she wanted 50 black/white, 25 color. I get a ream of paper and replacement ink, and a thank you, but I have to deliver them to the fundraiser Saturday morning.
does a mayoral thank you include a tour of the big office and well placed cigar?
I highly doubt that. I've been,in her office before. too many security cameras.
and it's where the Water Dept lady works too.
Lol, of course she does.
I gotta start writing this stuff down.
We might need to create a flow chart or something.
I don't know, flow chart just doesn't sound right just after lunch... :-\
Maybe an org. chart?
LTG already has a Flo chart.  There's one on every desk where he works.
Found out today she's the actor/actress who has been in the most commercials playing one character.
And our yearly results as of yesterday have our gainshare target at 1.91 out of a possible 2.0, so she can go right on playing Flo.
I think it's Jaime who deserves the credit.   :D
Either way, I'll take it!
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Re: 10/17/2018
« Reply #95 on: October 17, 2018, 02:09:15 PM »

grrrr, mayor of Inglis asked if I would do a flyer for the Inglis Animal Shelter fundraiser Friday.

Did you answer before realizing 'no' was an option?
she is a great politician. knows how to sweet talk to get what she wants, and puts you in your place when she doesn't.
Sounds like Dean is sold. 
Didn't want to ask if the Mayor was a woman, but of course.
Guess we know where Dean will be stuffing the ballot box in November...
done
Good work, guess Madame Mayor knew she was barking up the right tree.
she wanted 50 black/white, 25 color. I get a ream of paper and replacement ink, and a thank you, but I have to deliver them to the fundraiser Saturday morning.
does a mayoral thank you include a tour of the big office and well placed cigar?
I highly doubt that. I've been,in her office before. too many security cameras.
and it's where the Water Dept lady works too.
Lol, of course she does.
I gotta start writing this stuff down.
We might need to create a flow chart or something.
I don't know, flow chart just doesn't sound right just after lunch... :-
Maybe an org. chart?
LTG already has a Flo chart.  There's one on every desk where he works.
Found out today she's the actor/actress who has been in the most commercials playing one character.
Nate needs to get in on that action.
He has bigger fish to fry right now.

https://www.facebook.com/clepizza/videos/886971541501517/
Yowza. I'm not a Facebook guy so... Do they make local commercials that are only seen on Facebook?
This one is probably, yeah.
Wow, he's a lock for an Oscar in the best-non-cartoon-performance-with-dialog-in-a-local-pizza-store-commercial-seen-only-on-Facebook category.
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Re: 10/17/2018
« Reply #96 on: October 17, 2018, 02:10:59 PM »

grrrr, mayor of Inglis asked if I would do a flyer for the Inglis Animal Shelter fundraiser Friday.

Did you answer before realizing 'no' was an option?
she is a great politician. knows how to sweet talk to get what she wants, and puts you in your place when she doesn't.
Sounds like Dean is sold. 
Didn't want to ask if the Mayor was a woman, but of course.
Guess we know where Dean will be stuffing the ballot box in November...
done
Good work, guess Madame Mayor knew she was barking up the right tree.
she wanted 50 black/white, 25 color. I get a ream of paper and replacement ink, and a thank you, but I have to deliver them to the fundraiser Saturday morning.
does a mayoral thank you include a tour of the big office and well placed cigar?
I highly doubt that. I've been,in her office before. too many security cameras.
and it's where the Water Dept lady works too.
Lol, of course she does.
I gotta start writing this stuff down.
We might need to create a flow chart or something.
I don't know, flow chart just doesn't sound right just after lunch... :-
Maybe an org. chart?
LTG already has a Flo chart.  There's one on every desk where he works.
Found out today she's the actor/actress who has been in the most commercials playing one character.
Nate needs to get in on that action.
He has bigger fish to fry right now.

https://www.facebook.com/clepizza/videos/886971541501517/
Yowza. I'm not a Facebook guy so... Do they make local commercials that are only seen on Facebook?
This one is probably, yeah.
Wow, he's a lock for an Oscar in the best-non-cartoon-performance-with-dialog-in-a-local-pizza-store-commercial-seen-only-on-Facebook category.
LMFAO!
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Re: 10/17/2018
« Reply #97 on: October 17, 2018, 02:11:53 PM »

grrrr, mayor of Inglis asked if I would do a flyer for the Inglis Animal Shelter fundraiser Friday.

Did you answer before realizing 'no' was an option?
she is a great politician. knows how to sweet talk to get what she wants, and puts you in your place when she doesn't.
Sounds like Dean is sold. 
Didn't want to ask if the Mayor was a woman, but of course.
Guess we know where Dean will be stuffing the ballot box in November...
done
Good work, guess Madame Mayor knew she was barking up the right tree.
she wanted 50 black/white, 25 color. I get a ream of paper and replacement ink, and a thank you, but I have to deliver them to the fundraiser Saturday morning.
does a mayoral thank you include a tour of the big office and well placed cigar?
I highly doubt that. I've been,in her office before. too many security cameras.
and it's where the Water Dept lady works too.
Lol, of course she does.
I gotta start writing this stuff down.
We might need to create a flow chart or something.
I don't know, flow chart just doesn't sound right just after lunch... :-
Maybe an org. chart?
LTG already has a Flo chart.  There's one on every desk where he works.
Found out today she's the actor/actress who has been in the most commercials playing one character.
Nate needs to get in on that action.
He has bigger fish to fry right now.

https://www.facebook.com/clepizza/videos/886971541501517/
Yowza. I'm not a Facebook guy so... Do they make local commercials that are only seen on Facebook?
This one is probably, yeah.
Wow, he's a lock for an Oscar in the best-non-cartoon-performance-with-dialog-in-a-local-pizza-store-commercial-seen-only-on-Facebook category.
Now we could all say that we knew him when...
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Re: 10/17/2018
« Reply #98 on: October 17, 2018, 02:12:34 PM »

grrrr, mayor of Inglis asked if I would do a flyer for the Inglis Animal Shelter fundraiser Friday.

Did you answer before realizing 'no' was an option?
she is a great politician. knows how to sweet talk to get what she wants, and puts you in your place when she doesn't.
Sounds like Dean is sold. 
Didn't want to ask if the Mayor was a woman, but of course.
Guess we know where Dean will be stuffing the ballot box in November...
done
Good work, guess Madame Mayor knew she was barking up the right tree.
she wanted 50 black/white, 25 color. I get a ream of paper and replacement ink, and a thank you, but I have to deliver them to the fundraiser Saturday morning.
does a mayoral thank you include a tour of the big office and well placed cigar?
I highly doubt that. I've been,in her office before. too many security cameras.
and it's where the Water Dept lady works too.
Lol, of course she does.
I gotta start writing this stuff down.
We might need to create a flow chart or something.
I don't know, flow chart just doesn't sound right just after lunch... :-
Maybe an org. chart?
LTG already has a Flo chart.  There's one on every desk where he works.
Found out today she's the actor/actress who has been in the most commercials playing one character.
Nate needs to get in on that action.
He has bigger fish to fry right now.

https://www.facebook.com/clepizza/videos/886971541501517/
Yowza. I'm not a Facebook guy so... Do they make local commercials that are only seen on Facebook?
This one is probably, yeah.
Wow, he's a lock for an Oscar in the best-non-cartoon-performance-with-dialog-in-a-local-pizza-store-commercial-seen-only-on-Facebook category.
The orchestra might start playing people off before they get to the end of the category name.
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Re: 10/17/2018
« Reply #99 on: October 17, 2018, 02:18:55 PM »

Sounds like the band is playing me off right now. Hazzuh!
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Re: 10/17/2018
« Reply #100 on: October 17, 2018, 02:21:21 PM »

Sounds like the band is playing me off right now. Hazzuh!
Take it easy, Golf.
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Re: 10/17/2018
« Reply #101 on: October 17, 2018, 03:00:09 PM »

Sounds like the band is playing me off right now. Hazzuh!
Well, you are a winner in your category was well! 
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Re: 10/17/2018
« Reply #102 on: October 17, 2018, 03:09:17 PM »

Sounds like the band is playing me off right now. Hazzuh!
Well, you are a winner in your category was well!
Curious to know what that category is called and how I lost again this year.
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Re: 10/17/2018
« Reply #103 on: October 17, 2018, 03:16:29 PM »

In the man cave with a toro from the Campesino sampler and coffee.
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Re: 10/17/2018
« Reply #104 on: October 17, 2018, 03:28:04 PM »

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