I just received back to back emails - 1st from BJ's Member's Services and the 2nd from Dick's, already forwarded to the warden
Great story... I got an email once.
Well then, try to get a BJ next as you seem to be on a roll
Oh, I AM a BJ Member... Just didn't understand the context. Renewal?
I've got a Best Buy, Bank, Phone Co.... you want any of those?