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[Travellin Dave]

You are about 7 hours ahead there aren't you

5 hours ahead of eastern time.

Where are you, Texas?

Who me?  Texas last week, I'm in Ireland this week.  Redfish is in Texas.

Sorry, just making a Texas joke - 5 hours behind the east coast, know what I'm sayin'?

Got it, sorry doing three things at once and only half thinking with any of them....now if you said 5 decades, I might have picked up on it.

I only had so much to work with

Yea, often the case here...

[South Carolina Redfish]

You are about 7 hours ahead there aren't you

5 hours ahead of eastern time.

Where are you, Texas?

Who me?  Texas last week, I'm in Ireland this week.  Redfish is in Texas.

Sorry, just making a Texas joke - 5 hours behind the east coast, know what I'm sayin'?

Yeah we know what you are saying and the TX Coalition of Banters are insulted.  1200 people per day move to TX how many are moving into Jersey?  Oh that is right they are moving out faster than in there. 

[LuvTooGolf]

You are about 7 hours ahead there aren't you

5 hours ahead of eastern time.

Where are you, Texas?

Who me?  Texas last week, I'm in Ireland this week.  Redfish is in Texas.

Sorry, just making a Texas joke - 5 hours behind the east coast, know what I'm sayin'?

Yeah we know what you are saying and the TX Coalition of Banters are insulted.  1200 people per day move to TX how many are moving into Jersey?  Oh that is right they are moving out faster than in there. 

How many of those 1200 are illegals?

[CigarGuy87]

You are about 7 hours ahead there aren't you

5 hours ahead of eastern time.

Where are you, Texas?

Who me?  Texas last week, I'm in Ireland this week.  Redfish is in Texas.

Sorry, just making a Texas joke - 5 hours behind the east coast, know what I'm sayin'?

Yeah we know what you are saying and the TX Coalition of Banters are insulted.  1200 people per day move to TX how many are moving into Jersey?  Oh that is right they are moving out faster than in there. 

I lived in TX for 4 years, still pride myself in saying I am a 'Texan'...need to move back, MEOW!

On the joking side, TX doesn't have the Joizy Shore...

[South Carolina Redfish]

You are about 7 hours ahead there aren't you

5 hours ahead of eastern time.

Where are you, Texas?

Who me?  Texas last week, I'm in Ireland this week.  Redfish is in Texas.

Sorry, just making a Texas joke - 5 hours behind the east coast, know what I'm sayin'?

Yeah we know what you are saying and the TX Coalition of Banters are insulted.  1200 people per day move to TX how many are moving into Jersey?  Oh that is right they are moving out faster than in there. 

How many of those 1200 are illegals?

Just the few hundred from Jersey are counted any others belong to the United States not TX.

[South Carolina Redfish]

You are about 7 hours ahead there aren't you

5 hours ahead of eastern time.

Where are you, Texas?

Who me?  Texas last week, I'm in Ireland this week.  Redfish is in Texas.

Sorry, just making a Texas joke - 5 hours behind the east coast, know what I'm sayin'?

Yeah we know what you are saying and the TX Coalition of Banters are insulted.  1200 people per day move to TX how many are moving into Jersey?  Oh that is right they are moving out faster than in there. 

I lived in TX for 4 years, still pride myself in saying I am a 'Texan'...need to move back, MEOW!

On the joking side, TX doesn't have the Joizy Shore...

All is on the joking side but we have 367 miles of Gulf if Mexico which provides your heating oil and gasoline, might better be nice to us.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Alright my ride is here (yeah it is a horse) got to work so you can go back to bashing TX until Bean arrives.  Have a good day all.

[sfish]

You are about 7 hours ahead there aren't you

5 hours ahead of eastern time.

Where are you, Texas?

Who me?  Texas last week, I'm in Ireland this week.  Redfish is in Texas.

Sorry, just making a Texas joke - 5 hours behind the east coast, know what I'm sayin'?

Yeah we know what you are saying and the TX Coalition of Banters are insulted.  1200 people per day move to TX how many are moving into Jersey?  Oh that is right they are moving out faster than in there. 

Indeed, you should be very proud of your Mexican population and "moving" to Texas is an interesting choice of terms. Granted there are many miles of border to watch and most Texans are too busy polishing their gun racks and chasing their sisters so I can understand the growth

[sfish]

You are about 7 hours ahead there aren't you

5 hours ahead of eastern time.

Where are you, Texas?

Who me?  Texas last week, I'm in Ireland this week.  Redfish is in Texas.

Sorry, just making a Texas joke - 5 hours behind the east coast, know what I'm sayin'?

Yeah we know what you are saying and the TX Coalition of Banters are insulted.  1200 people per day move to TX how many are moving into Jersey?  Oh that is right they are moving out faster than in there. 

I lived in TX for 4 years, still pride myself in saying I am a 'Texan'...need to move back, MEOW!

On the joking side, TX doesn't have the Joizy Shore...

All is on the joking side but we have 367 miles of Gulf if Mexico which provides your heating oil and gasoline, might better be nice to us.

No worries, if we need more we'll just send some guys down to take it then charge you for protection

[CigarGuy87]

You are about 7 hours ahead there aren't you

5 hours ahead of eastern time.

Where are you, Texas?

Who me?  Texas last week, I'm in Ireland this week.  Redfish is in Texas.

Sorry, just making a Texas joke - 5 hours behind the east coast, know what I'm sayin'?

Yeah we know what you are saying and the TX Coalition of Banters are insulted.  1200 people per day move to TX how many are moving into Jersey?  Oh that is right they are moving out faster than in there. 

I lived in TX for 4 years, still pride myself in saying I am a 'Texan'...need to move back, MEOW!

On the joking side, TX doesn't have the Joizy Shore...

All is on the joking side but we have 367 miles of Gulf if Mexico which provides your heating oil and gasoline, might better be nice to us.

I'm from ND...we don't need TX gas now   But we do pump it so you can refine it...we are like sister states!

[LuvTooGolf]

You are about 7 hours ahead there aren't you

5 hours ahead of eastern time.

Where are you, Texas?

Who me?  Texas last week, I'm in Ireland this week.  Redfish is in Texas.

Sorry, just making a Texas joke - 5 hours behind the east coast, know what I'm sayin'?

Yeah we know what you are saying and the TX Coalition of Banters are insulted.  1200 people per day move to TX how many are moving into Jersey?  Oh that is right they are moving out faster than in there. 

I lived in TX for 4 years, still pride myself in saying I am a 'Texan'...need to move back, MEOW!

On the joking side, TX doesn't have the Joizy Shore...

All is on the joking side but we have 367 miles of Gulf if Mexico which provides your heating oil and gasoline, might better be nice to us.

I prefer middle eastern gas. Makes my engine run better.

[sfish]

You are about 7 hours ahead there aren't you

5 hours ahead of eastern time.

Where are you, Texas?

Who me?  Texas last week, I'm in Ireland this week.  Redfish is in Texas.

Sorry, just making a Texas joke - 5 hours behind the east coast, know what I'm sayin'?

Yeah we know what you are saying and the TX Coalition of Banters are insulted.  1200 people per day move to TX how many are moving into Jersey?  Oh that is right they are moving out faster than in there. 

I lived in TX for 4 years, still pride myself in saying I am a 'Texan'...need to move back, MEOW!

On the joking side, TX doesn't have the Joizy Shore...

All is on the joking side but we have 367 miles of Gulf if Mexico which provides your heating oil and gasoline, might better be nice to us.

I prefer middle eastern gas. Makes my engine run better.

CNS

[CigarGuy87]

You are about 7 hours ahead there aren't you

5 hours ahead of eastern time.

Where are you, Texas?

Who me?  Texas last week, I'm in Ireland this week.  Redfish is in Texas.

Sorry, just making a Texas joke - 5 hours behind the east coast, know what I'm sayin'?

Yeah we know what you are saying and the TX Coalition of Banters are insulted.  1200 people per day move to TX how many are moving into Jersey?  Oh that is right they are moving out faster than in there. 

I lived in TX for 4 years, still pride myself in saying I am a 'Texan'...need to move back, MEOW!

On the joking side, TX doesn't have the Joizy Shore...

All is on the joking side but we have 367 miles of Gulf if Mexico which provides your heating oil and gasoline, might better be nice to us.

I prefer middle eastern gas. Makes my engine run better.

Are you referring to the smell of your gas after eating the food?

[LuvTooGolf]

You are about 7 hours ahead there aren't you

5 hours ahead of eastern time.

Where are you, Texas?

Who me?  Texas last week, I'm in Ireland this week.  Redfish is in Texas.

Sorry, just making a Texas joke - 5 hours behind the east coast, know what I'm sayin'?

Yeah we know what you are saying and the TX Coalition of Banters are insulted.  1200 people per day move to TX how many are moving into Jersey?  Oh that is right they are moving out faster than in there. 

I lived in TX for 4 years, still pride myself in saying I am a 'Texan'...need to move back, MEOW!

On the joking side, TX doesn't have the Joizy Shore...

All is on the joking side but we have 367 miles of Gulf if Mexico which provides your heating oil and gasoline, might better be nice to us.

I prefer middle eastern gas. Makes my engine run better.

Are you referring to the smell of your gas after eating the food?

No, that makes my engine stop dead.

[Bad Dad]

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