CigarBanter

Advanced search  
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 ... 19

Author Topic: 7/23/2015  (Read 33389 times)

South Carolina Redfish

  • Coffee At Sunrise 🌄 and Cocktails At Sunset 🌅
  • Founding Member
  • Post Whore Extraordinaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 55869
  • “Retirement Is Wonderful”
Re: 7/23/2015
« Reply #45 on: July 23, 2015, 05:48:30 AM »

Morning Golf, Fish, and LSU.  Happy day off Chip.
Good morning Native.
Mowing today?
Thankfully I got it all cut this past weekend so I can just sit around and hope the sis in law actually shows up today.
Sweet!
Logged

South Carolina Redfish

  • Coffee At Sunrise 🌄 and Cocktails At Sunset 🌅
  • Founding Member
  • Post Whore Extraordinaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 55869
  • “Retirement Is Wonderful”
Re: 7/23/2015
« Reply #46 on: July 23, 2015, 05:50:03 AM »

Wife left for her CO trip earlier this morning. She was supposed to drive our older, shittier car to her mom's, then drive to Detroit to catch their plane. Well, the back door on the passenger side doesn't work right, so we always leave it closed and locked, never use that. Apparently, she forgot this as she was putting her luggage in to leave, and now the fucking thing won't close and latch again. So her mom had to come pick her up, and now I have to leave work early, try to bungie cord the thing shut long enough to take it to Firestone, see if they can fix it again. All of this happened while I was supposed to be sleeping. So 30 minutes of trying to fix it, followed by an hour where I couldn't fall back asleep, and I'm a frickin' zombie today. Double sheesh.
I bet you go from thoughts of having a cigar when you get home will now be on having a nap instead.
You better believe it. That's assuming I don't fall asleep right here at my desk.
I assumed you fell asleep at your desk most days anyway. Look at the bright side, you're solo for a couple days and can do whatever you want, at least a nap is possible
Well, really only solo today. Kids should be back from grandma and grandpa's house tomorrow. But still, was looking forward to relaxing after work, not having to take this stupid car in to get looked at. Last time, he did something to the door and fixed it in about 10 seconds. I have no idea what it was, and I could not figure it out for the life of me. Even tried google for some helpful hints, nothing doing. Hopefully, it's that simple of a fix again and I can relax most of the afternoon.
In the South they use Duct Tape for such heavy car repairs. :)
Lol, is there anything duct tape can't do?
Does not make good condoms, hurts taking it off :)
Logged

LuvTooGolf

  • Founding Member
  • Banter Elder
  • *****
  • Posts: 44610
  • Believeland!
Re: 7/23/2015
« Reply #47 on: July 23, 2015, 05:51:39 AM »

Wife left for her CO trip earlier this morning. She was supposed to drive our older, shittier car to her mom's, then drive to Detroit to catch their plane. Well, the back door on the passenger side doesn't work right, so we always leave it closed and locked, never use that. Apparently, she forgot this as she was putting her luggage in to leave, and now the fucking thing won't close and latch again. So her mom had to come pick her up, and now I have to leave work early, try to bungie cord the thing shut long enough to take it to Firestone, see if they can fix it again. All of this happened while I was supposed to be sleeping. So 30 minutes of trying to fix it, followed by an hour where I couldn't fall back asleep, and I'm a frickin' zombie today. Double sheesh.
I bet you go from thoughts of having a cigar when you get home will now be on having a nap instead.
You better believe it. That's assuming I don't fall asleep right here at my desk.
I assumed you fell asleep at your desk most days anyway. Look at the bright side, you're solo for a couple days and can do whatever you want, at least a nap is possible
Well, really only solo today. Kids should be back from grandma and grandpa's house tomorrow. But still, was looking forward to relaxing after work, not having to take this stupid car in to get looked at. Last time, he did something to the door and fixed it in about 10 seconds. I have no idea what it was, and I could not figure it out for the life of me. Even tried google for some helpful hints, nothing doing. Hopefully, it's that simple of a fix again and I can relax most of the afternoon.
In the South they use Duct Tape for such heavy car repairs. :)
Lol, is there anything duct tape can't do?
Does not make good condoms, hurts taking it off :)
Also poor toilet paper, I suppose.
Logged

LSUFAN

  • Founding Member
  • Esteemed Status
  • *****
  • Posts: 16579
  • Geaux Tigers!
Re: 7/23/2015
« Reply #48 on: July 23, 2015, 05:54:08 AM »

Wife left for her CO trip earlier this morning. She was supposed to drive our older, shittier car to her mom's, then drive to Detroit to catch their plane. Well, the back door on the passenger side doesn't work right, so we always leave it closed and locked, never use that. Apparently, she forgot this as she was putting her luggage in to leave, and now the fucking thing won't close and latch again. So her mom had to come pick her up, and now I have to leave work early, try to bungie cord the thing shut long enough to take it to Firestone, see if they can fix it again. All of this happened while I was supposed to be sleeping. So 30 minutes of trying to fix it, followed by an hour where I couldn't fall back asleep, and I'm a frickin' zombie today. Double sheesh.
I bet you go from thoughts of having a cigar when you get home will now be on having a nap instead.
You better believe it. That's assuming I don't fall asleep right here at my desk.
I assumed you fell asleep at your desk most days anyway. Look at the bright side, you're solo for a couple days and can do whatever you want, at least a nap is possible
Well, really only solo today. Kids should be back from grandma and grandpa's house tomorrow. But still, was looking forward to relaxing after work, not having to take this stupid car in to get looked at. Last time, he did something to the door and fixed it in about 10 seconds. I have no idea what it was, and I could not figure it out for the life of me. Even tried google for some helpful hints, nothing doing. Hopefully, it's that simple of a fix again and I can relax most of the afternoon.
In the South they use Duct Tape for such heavy car repairs. :)
Lol, is there anything duct tape can't do?
Does not make good condoms, hurts taking it off :)
Also poor toilet paper, I suppose.
I must say you two have for do a couple of things duct tape is truly not good for.   
Logged

South Carolina Redfish

  • Coffee At Sunrise 🌄 and Cocktails At Sunset 🌅
  • Founding Member
  • Post Whore Extraordinaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 55869
  • “Retirement Is Wonderful”
Re: 7/23/2015
« Reply #49 on: July 23, 2015, 05:55:15 AM »

Time to get ready for work nut it's Friday for me.  BBL
Logged

LSUFAN

  • Founding Member
  • Esteemed Status
  • *****
  • Posts: 16579
  • Geaux Tigers!
Re: 7/23/2015
« Reply #50 on: July 23, 2015, 06:20:42 AM »

7 Diesel Rage (Toro) (6.0"x54)
          5/27.50
 6 Romeo y Julieta Reserve Churchill (7.0"x54)
         10/34.99
 5 Drew Estate Undercrown Gran Toro (6.0"x52)
          5/27.50
 4 5 Vegas Series 'A' Apocalypse (6.0"x58)
         10/27.50
 3 Perdomo 10th Anniversary Champagne
          5/24.50
 2 La Gloria Cubana Edicion Festival
         10/39.99
 1 Padron #3000 Maduro
          4/24.00
Logged

sfish

  • Guest
Re: 7/23/2015
« Reply #51 on: July 23, 2015, 06:41:54 AM »

Wife left for her CO trip earlier this morning. She was supposed to drive our older, shittier car to her mom's, then drive to Detroit to catch their plane. Well, the back door on the passenger side doesn't work right, so we always leave it closed and locked, never use that. Apparently, she forgot this as she was putting her luggage in to leave, and now the fucking thing won't close and latch again. So her mom had to come pick her up, and now I have to leave work early, try to bungie cord the thing shut long enough to take it to Firestone, see if they can fix it again. All of this happened while I was supposed to be sleeping. So 30 minutes of trying to fix it, followed by an hour where I couldn't fall back asleep, and I'm a frickin' zombie today. Double sheesh.
I bet you go from thoughts of having a cigar when you get home will now be on having a nap instead.
You better believe it. That's assuming I don't fall asleep right here at my desk.
I assumed you fell asleep at your desk most days anyway. Look at the bright side, you're solo for a couple days and can do whatever you want, at least a nap is possible
Good morning Scott.
Morning Chip
Logged

sfish

  • Guest
Re: 7/23/2015
« Reply #52 on: July 23, 2015, 06:44:07 AM »

Wife left for her CO trip earlier this morning. She was supposed to drive our older, shittier car to her mom's, then drive to Detroit to catch their plane. Well, the back door on the passenger side doesn't work right, so we always leave it closed and locked, never use that. Apparently, she forgot this as she was putting her luggage in to leave, and now the fucking thing won't close and latch again. So her mom had to come pick her up, and now I have to leave work early, try to bungie cord the thing shut long enough to take it to Firestone, see if they can fix it again. All of this happened while I was supposed to be sleeping. So 30 minutes of trying to fix it, followed by an hour where I couldn't fall back asleep, and I'm a frickin' zombie today. Double sheesh.
I bet you go from thoughts of having a cigar when you get home will now be on having a nap instead.
You better believe it. That's assuming I don't fall asleep right here at my desk.
I assumed you fell asleep at your desk most days anyway. Look at the bright side, you're solo for a couple days and can do whatever you want, at least a nap is possible
Well, really only solo today. Kids should be back from grandma and grandpa's house tomorrow. But still, was looking forward to relaxing after work, not having to take this stupid car in to get looked at. Last time, he did something to the door and fixed it in about 10 seconds. I have no idea what it was, and I could not figure it out for the life of me. Even tried google for some helpful hints, nothing doing. Hopefully, it's that simple of a fix again and I can relax most of the afternoon.
Have an extra Diet Mt. Dew and sack-up!!  ;D
Logged

Travellin Dave

  • Fanatical Member
  • Post Whore Extraordinaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 71934
  • Resolutions intact
    • My Top Cigars of 2021
Re: 7/23/2015
« Reply #53 on: July 23, 2015, 06:49:32 AM »

Morning Chip, Dave, Dave and Fishy.
Logged

Travellin Dave

  • Fanatical Member
  • Post Whore Extraordinaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 71934
  • Resolutions intact
    • My Top Cigars of 2021
Re: 7/23/2015
« Reply #54 on: July 23, 2015, 06:50:48 AM »

Wife left for her CO trip earlier this morning. She was supposed to drive our older, shittier car to her mom's, then drive to Detroit to catch their plane. Well, the back door on the passenger side doesn't work right, so we always leave it closed and locked, never use that. Apparently, she forgot this as she was putting her luggage in to leave, and now the fucking thing won't close and latch again. So her mom had to come pick her up, and now I have to leave work early, try to bungie cord the thing shut long enough to take it to Firestone, see if they can fix it again. All of this happened while I was supposed to be sleeping. So 30 minutes of trying to fix it, followed by an hour where I couldn't fall back asleep, and I'm a frickin' zombie today. Double sheesh.
I bet you go from thoughts of having a cigar when you get home will now be on having a nap instead.
You better believe it. That's assuming I don't fall asleep right here at my desk.
I assumed you fell asleep at your desk most days anyway. Look at the bright side, you're solo for a couple days and can do whatever you want, at least a nap is possible
Well, really only solo today. Kids should be back from grandma and grandpa's house tomorrow. But still, was looking forward to relaxing after work, not having to take this stupid car in to get looked at. Last time, he did something to the door and fixed it in about 10 seconds. I have no idea what it was, and I could not figure it out for the life of me. Even tried google for some helpful hints, nothing doing. Hopefully, it's that simple of a fix again and I can relax most of the afternoon.
In the South they use Duct Tape for such heavy car repairs. :)
Lol, is there anything duct tape can't do?
Does not make good condoms, hurts taking it off :)
Also poor toilet paper, I suppose.
I must say you two have for do a couple of things duct tape is truly not good for.
My concern is it sounds more like experience than speculation.
Logged

LuvTooGolf

  • Founding Member
  • Banter Elder
  • *****
  • Posts: 44610
  • Believeland!
Re: 7/23/2015
« Reply #55 on: July 23, 2015, 06:51:32 AM »

Wife left for her CO trip earlier this morning. She was supposed to drive our older, shittier car to her mom's, then drive to Detroit to catch their plane. Well, the back door on the passenger side doesn't work right, so we always leave it closed and locked, never use that. Apparently, she forgot this as she was putting her luggage in to leave, and now the fucking thing won't close and latch again. So her mom had to come pick her up, and now I have to leave work early, try to bungie cord the thing shut long enough to take it to Firestone, see if they can fix it again. All of this happened while I was supposed to be sleeping. So 30 minutes of trying to fix it, followed by an hour where I couldn't fall back asleep, and I'm a frickin' zombie today. Double sheesh.
I bet you go from thoughts of having a cigar when you get home will now be on having a nap instead.
You better believe it. That's assuming I don't fall asleep right here at my desk.
I assumed you fell asleep at your desk most days anyway. Look at the bright side, you're solo for a couple days and can do whatever you want, at least a nap is possible
Well, really only solo today. Kids should be back from grandma and grandpa's house tomorrow. But still, was looking forward to relaxing after work, not having to take this stupid car in to get looked at. Last time, he did something to the door and fixed it in about 10 seconds. I have no idea what it was, and I could not figure it out for the life of me. Even tried google for some helpful hints, nothing doing. Hopefully, it's that simple of a fix again and I can relax most of the afternoon.
Have an extra Diet Mt. Dew and sack-up!!  ;D
I'm trying over here!
Logged

LSUFAN

  • Founding Member
  • Esteemed Status
  • *****
  • Posts: 16579
  • Geaux Tigers!
Re: 7/23/2015
« Reply #56 on: July 23, 2015, 06:51:53 AM »

Morning Chip, Dave, Dave and Fishy.
Good morning Dave.
Logged

sfish

  • Guest
Re: 7/23/2015
« Reply #57 on: July 23, 2015, 06:54:16 AM »

Morning Chip, Dave, Dave and Fishy.
Morning David
Logged

sfish

  • Guest
Re: 7/23/2015
« Reply #58 on: July 23, 2015, 06:57:00 AM »

Wife left for her CO trip earlier this morning. She was supposed to drive our older, shittier car to her mom's, then drive to Detroit to catch their plane. Well, the back door on the passenger side doesn't work right, so we always leave it closed and locked, never use that. Apparently, she forgot this as she was putting her luggage in to leave, and now the fucking thing won't close and latch again. So her mom had to come pick her up, and now I have to leave work early, try to bungie cord the thing shut long enough to take it to Firestone, see if they can fix it again. All of this happened while I was supposed to be sleeping. So 30 minutes of trying to fix it, followed by an hour where I couldn't fall back asleep, and I'm a frickin' zombie today. Double sheesh.
I bet you go from thoughts of having a cigar when you get home will now be on having a nap instead.
You better believe it. That's assuming I don't fall asleep right here at my desk.
I assumed you fell asleep at your desk most days anyway. Look at the bright side, you're solo for a couple days and can do whatever you want, at least a nap is possible
Well, really only solo today. Kids should be back from grandma and grandpa's house tomorrow. But still, was looking forward to relaxing after work, not having to take this stupid car in to get looked at. Last time, he did something to the door and fixed it in about 10 seconds. I have no idea what it was, and I could not figure it out for the life of me. Even tried google for some helpful hints, nothing doing. Hopefully, it's that simple of a fix again and I can relax most of the afternoon.
Have an extra Diet Mt. Dew and sack-up!!  ;D
I'm trying over here!
C'mon champ, pull it together. You don't get many of these free days, put the past behind you and forge forward!
Logged

LuvTooGolf

  • Founding Member
  • Banter Elder
  • *****
  • Posts: 44610
  • Believeland!
Re: 7/23/2015
« Reply #59 on: July 23, 2015, 07:00:47 AM »

Wife left for her CO trip earlier this morning. She was supposed to drive our older, shittier car to her mom's, then drive to Detroit to catch their plane. Well, the back door on the passenger side doesn't work right, so we always leave it closed and locked, never use that. Apparently, she forgot this as she was putting her luggage in to leave, and now the fucking thing won't close and latch again. So her mom had to come pick her up, and now I have to leave work early, try to bungie cord the thing shut long enough to take it to Firestone, see if they can fix it again. All of this happened while I was supposed to be sleeping. So 30 minutes of trying to fix it, followed by an hour where I couldn't fall back asleep, and I'm a frickin' zombie today. Double sheesh.
I bet you go from thoughts of having a cigar when you get home will now be on having a nap instead.
You better believe it. That's assuming I don't fall asleep right here at my desk.
I assumed you fell asleep at your desk most days anyway. Look at the bright side, you're solo for a couple days and can do whatever you want, at least a nap is possible
Well, really only solo today. Kids should be back from grandma and grandpa's house tomorrow. But still, was looking forward to relaxing after work, not having to take this stupid car in to get looked at. Last time, he did something to the door and fixed it in about 10 seconds. I have no idea what it was, and I could not figure it out for the life of me. Even tried google for some helpful hints, nothing doing. Hopefully, it's that simple of a fix again and I can relax most of the afternoon.
Have an extra Diet Mt. Dew and sack-up!!  ;D
I'm trying over here!
C'mon champ, pull it together. You don't get many of these free days, put the past behind you and forge forward!
Logged
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 ... 19