Tone, I feel compelled to give you a tutorial in charitable promotion.
Incentives should cost less than the donation. It's an important principle. If I kick in $25 to a cause you're supporting and get a t-shirt, everything is right with the world. If I make a $25 donation to a cause you're supporting and get a T-shirt and $50-odd dollars worth of cigars, then I almost feel guilty...like I've done something wrong.
Almost. ;-)
In this case, we'll just give you the Damn Guy of the Day award.
Looks like I owe you one.