And if that is a bit too heady for you, I have the following:
“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.”
“Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet..”
“Today is Monday, and that’s reason enough for me to hate it.”
You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I've done later in the week. Ike Barinholtz
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.” » Garry Moll
“I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear.”
“I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close from fMonday?”