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[Travellin Dave]

One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."

[Travellin Dave]

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."

[Travellin Dave]

There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. I'm stumped." His buddy says, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" The first fellow does just that. The next day, his buddy asks, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"

[Travellin Dave]

A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?" the cashier asks. "No," the guy says, "she's not that ugly."

[Travellin Dave]

Morning Dave, Dave, Shortstack and Chip...and Fitzy too.

and Dave morning all.......RP Burn....interesting

And we have a Dave quorum.

[dwgbryant]

good morning guys. on and off showers here so it's a good morning to hit the laundrymat.

[CigarGuy87]

Good morning!

[LuvTooGolf]

good morning guys. on and off showers here so it's a good morning to hit the laundrymat.

Morning Dean, yellow-stars.

[Fred Bumpus]

Morning Dave, Dave, Shortstack and Chip...and Fitzy too.

and Dave morning all.......RP Burn....interesting

not a bad seegar imo...morning all

[Fred Bumpus]

good morning guys. on and off showers here so it's a good morning to hit the laundrymat.

Morning Dean, yellow-stars.

why are HIS yellow and everyone else green?

[Travellin Dave]

good morning guys. on and off showers here so it's a good morning to hit the laundrymat.

Morning Dean, yellow-stars.

why are HIS yellow and everyone else green?

Kind of obvious isn't it?

[Travellin Dave]

Nice Tat's FredBob!

[Fred Bumpus]

good morning guys. on and off showers here so it's a good morning to hit the laundrymat.

Morning Dean, yellow-stars.

why are HIS yellow and everyone else green?

Kind of obvious isn't it?

Because we piss on them?

[Fred Bumpus]

Nice Tat's FredBob!

Everyone else has been getting them and I didn't want to be left out. $78 at Famous with 'catsrule'.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Good morning Short stack.

so what did you smoke yesterday Sir?

Good morning Sir, Always Start day with d7  and pot luck after that,I think I had a V,Skull Crusher, and Undercrown,How about You ? And have a great day

Quite the start to the day!  Good Morning.

Looks a heck of a lot better than my selection for yesterday.

That is a hell of a bold and strong start!