So...funny to you, not so much for me story. After dinner, promised to go with the family on a walk with Boomer. After just arriving home, warden unhooks his retractable leash that I'm holding and lets it go. Buckle hits me square in the balls!!! Fuck that hurts!!! Dylan laughing his ass off...Dad in pain and Lynn apologizing a lot. I'll be talking like a little school girl for a bit!!! Now...finally...a cigar.
So you see? If you had a bird, you wouldn't need that damned leash! Took Jackie and Ralphie out for a walk n' squawk on the front lawn earlier, not seeing the neighbor's Lab between his two cars in the driveway. When I put the kids down, the Lab came running over barking up a storm, and just as I rushed to pick the kids up they both raised their crests and all their feathers, started screeching and started to charge the damned dog! He stopped in his tracks, then ran back to his own house! They scared the crap out of that dog. I told Jeff that his dog was a wimp, and he agreed.
