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[Travellin Dave]

Good morning, gents.

Good morning Tony!

What's going on Shaun?

Not much sir, just searching craigslist for a jointer...wife said she would kill me if i bought another tool, so I might as well go buy one!

You misunderstood.  She said you ARE a tool. 

Morning mofos.

good morning one and all!
woke up this morning next to a young beautiful vibrant woman,
that's what happens when you fall asleep on the train on the way
into the city.

Oh good for you!  And I'm sure she didn't pay any less attention to ya than the Mrs. did this very morning in the home you pay for.

actually no, this one smiled at me...  I don't get that at home....

That's nice, depending.  Was it a come hither smile, or a "poor old fella drooling on himself in his sleep" smile.

:)just a smile smile.... on another note, turns out I graduated from High school exactly 40 years ago yesterday.

Have that reunion later this summer myself.

[A Friend of Charlie]

       Warning    I know it's not Tuesday, but I may be a bit sour today.
       Warning   

why?

I have no particular reason.  Just my general miserable self.  Besides, without Joe here I feel like we haven't had enough sourness on the banter.  But in actuality, I'm just funnin'.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning, gents.

Good morning Tony!

What's going on Shaun?

Not much sir, just searching craigslist for a jointer...wife said she would kill me if i bought another tool, so I might as well go buy one!

You misunderstood.  She said you ARE a tool. 

Morning mofos.

good morning one and all!
woke up this morning next to a young beautiful vibrant woman,
that's what happens when you fall asleep on the train on the way
into the city.

Oh good for you!  And I'm sure she didn't pay any less attention to ya than the Mrs. did this very morning in the home you pay for.

actually no, this one smiled at me...  I don't get that at home....

That's nice, depending.  Was it a come hither smile, or a "poor old fella drooling on himself in his sleep" smile.

:)just a smile smile.... on another note, turns out I graduated from High school exactly 40 years ago yesterday.

And it's been downhill ever since?

[dwgbryant]

time to head out.  enjoy your day guys.

[CigarGuy87]

       Warning    I know it's not Tuesday, but I may be a bit sour today.
       Warning   

why?

I have no particular reason.  Just my general miserable self.  Besides, without Joe here I feel like we haven't had enough sourness on the banter.  But in actuality, I'm just funnin'.

Bitchin Tony?

[CigarGuy87]

time to head out.  enjoy your day guys.

Fix that bank account Dean, do it before the shit hits the man.  Enjoy the MF!

[A Friend of Charlie]

time to head out.  enjoy your day guys.

Hang in there, buddy.  BFTGOG

[TRO]

       Warning    I know it's not Tuesday, but I may be a bit sour today.
       Warning   

why?

I have no particular reason.  Just my general miserable self.  Besides, without Joe here I feel like we haven't had enough sourness on the banter.  But in actuality, I'm just funnin'.

Tony, you are a miserable bastard, but that's how we know it is you - not like that upbeat guy pretending to be oy.

[flip from jersey]

Good morning, gents.

Good morning Tony!

What's going on Shaun?

Not much sir, just searching craigslist for a jointer...wife said she would kill me if i bought another tool, so I might as well go buy one!

You misunderstood.  She said you ARE a tool. 

Morning mofos.

good morning one and all!
woke up this morning next to a young beautiful vibrant woman,
that's what happens when you fall asleep on the train on the way
into the city.

Oh good for you!  And I'm sure she didn't pay any less attention to ya than the Mrs. did this very morning in the home you pay for.

actually no, this one smiled at me...  I don't get that at home....

That's nice, depending.  Was it a come hither smile, or a "poor old fella drooling on himself in his sleep" smile.

:)just a smile smile.... on another note, turns out I graduated from High school exactly 40 years ago yesterday.

And it's been downhill ever since?

Yes, I was so promising...

[TRO]

Good morning, gents.

Good morning Tony!

What's going on Shaun?

Not much sir, just searching craigslist for a jointer...wife said she would kill me if i bought another tool, so I might as well go buy one!

You misunderstood.  She said you ARE a tool. 

Morning mofos.

good morning one and all!
woke up this morning next to a young beautiful vibrant woman,
that's what happens when you fall asleep on the train on the way
into the city.

Oh good for you!  And I'm sure she didn't pay any less attention to ya than the Mrs. did this very morning in the home you pay for.

actually no, this one smiled at me...  I don't get that at home....

That's nice, depending.  Was it a come hither smile, or a "poor old fella drooling on himself in his sleep" smile.

:)just a smile smile.... on another note, turns out I graduated from High school exactly 40 years ago yesterday.

And it's been downhill ever since?

Just living the dream like the rest of us.

[A Friend of Charlie]

       Warning    I know it's not Tuesday, but I may be a bit sour today.
       Warning   

why?

I have no particular reason.  Just my general miserable self.  Besides, without Joe here I feel like we haven't had enough sourness on the banter.  But in actuality, I'm just funnin'.

Tony, you are a miserable bastard, but that's how we know it is you - not like that upbeat guy pretending to be oy.

Let him be happy.  The rest of yuz can GFY though.  Good morning, Tom.

[flip from jersey]

       Warning    I know it's not Tuesday, but I may be a bit sour today.
       Warning   

why?

I have no particular reason.  Just my general miserable self.  Besides, without Joe here I feel like we haven't had enough sourness on the banter.  But in actuality, I'm just funnin'.

Can't you tweak the alum nerd knob? 

[Fred Bumpus]

time to head out.  enjoy your day guys.

Fix that bank account Dean, do it before the shit hits the man.  Enjoy the MF!

He won't and she will wipe him out when his money hits the bank. Trust me, I've walked in those shoes. She'll have a thousand reasons to justify doing it too!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning, gents.

Good morning Tony!

What's going on Shaun?

Not much sir, just searching craigslist for a jointer...wife said she would kill me if i bought another tool, so I might as well go buy one!

You misunderstood.  She said you ARE a tool. 

Morning mofos.

good morning one and all!
woke up this morning next to a young beautiful vibrant woman,
that's what happens when you fall asleep on the train on the way
into the city.

Oh good for you!  And I'm sure she didn't pay any less attention to ya than the Mrs. did this very morning in the home you pay for.

actually no, this one smiled at me...  I don't get that at home....

That's nice, depending.  Was it a come hither smile, or a "poor old fella drooling on himself in his sleep" smile.

:)just a smile smile.... on another note, turns out I graduated from High school exactly 40 years ago yesterday.

And it's been downhill ever since?

Yes, I was so promising...

Wait.  Isn't downhill the good one?  It would seem uphill would suck.  That's actually one of those sayings that's ambiguous.  Which is why I used it.

[Bad Dad]

A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face.  His best man asks, "Why do you look so excited?" The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life, and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me." The bride waits at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on her face. Her maid of honor asks, "Why do you look so excited?" The bride replies, "I just gave the last blow job of my entire life."

isn't that the truth.

It's kinda like fishing.  Once you catch the fish, you don't keep feeding him the bait.  Ya shove a wedge of lemon into his mouth and toss him into the frying pan...!