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4/13/2015
« on: April 13, 2015, 12:02:52 AM »

Any cigar deals on the various internet sites that are worth talking about on this fine Monday? Join in this discussion and perhaps learn something along the way.  Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either...  And welcome aboard!

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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2015, 01:50:35 AM »

Morning.
The kid held it together at the Masters
...and Dean has deadbeat 'possums.
On with the week.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2015, 02:34:19 AM »

Good morning guys.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2015, 02:36:24 AM »

Good morning guys.
Good morning Dave and Chip.  Just a drive-by for me and right back to bed.
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2015, 02:41:39 AM »

On this day in history ..
0837 - Best view of Halley's Comet in 2000 years
0989 - Battle at Abydos: Byzantine emperor Basilius II beats Bardas Phocas
1055 - Bishop Gebhard van Eichst„tt named Pope Victor II
1111 - Pope Paschalis II crowns Roman catholics-German king Hendrik II
1180 - Republic day of Gelnhausen
1204 - Crusaders occupy Constantinople
1241 - Battle at Theiss: Mongols beat Hungarian King B‚la IV
1346 - Pope Clemens VI declares German emperor Louis of Bavaria, envoy
1367 - Battle at N jera Spain: Castili‰ & England beat Arag¢n & France
1517 - Osmaanse army occupies Cairo
1556 - Portuguese Marranos who revert back to Judaism burned by order of Pope
1598 - Edict of Nantes grants political rights to French Huguenots
1640 - English Short Parliament forms (- May 5)
1668 - John Dryden (36) becomes 1st English poet laureate
1741 - Dutch people protest bad quality of bread
1741 - Royal Military Academy forms at Woolwich
1742 - George Frederic Handel's "Messiah" performed for 1st time (Dublin)
1759 - French beat European Allies in Battle of Bergen
1796 - 1st elephant arrives in US from India
1796 - Battle at Millesimo Italy: Napoleon beats Austrians
1808 - William Henry Lane ("Juda") perfects tap dance
1829 - English Emancipation Act grants freedom of religion to Catholics
1834 - HMS Beagle anchors at river mouth of Rio Santa Cruz, Patagonia
1842 - Lord Rosse successfully casts 72" (183-cm) mirror for a telescope
1849 - Hungarian Republic proclaimed
1860 - 1st Pony Express reaches Sacramento Calif
1861 - After 34 hours of bombardment, Ft Sumter surrenders to Confederates
1863 - Battle of Irish Bend, LA (Ft Bisland)
1863 - Hospital for Ruptured & Crippled in NY is 1st orthopedic hospital
1865 - Battle of Raleigh, NC
1865 - Sherman's march through Georgia begins
1869 - Steam power brake patented (George Westinghouse)
1870 - Metropolitan Museum of Art forms in NYC
1873 - Colfax Massacre in Grant Parish Louisiana (60 blacks killed)
1882 - Anti-Semitic League forms in Prussia
1883 - Alfred Packer convicted of cannibalism
1895 - Start of Sherlock Holmes "Adventure of Solitary Cyclist" (BG)
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2015, 02:42:28 AM »

Good morning guys.
Good morning Dave and Chip.  Just a drive-by for me and right back to bed.
You need to get some sleep Tony.   
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2015, 02:43:13 AM »

1902 - J C Penney opens his 1st store in Kemmerer, Wyo
1904 - Battle at Oviumbo Africa: Herero's chase away German army
1904 - Congress authorizes Lewis & Clark Expo $1 gold coin
1906 - Mutiny on Portuguese battleships Dom Carlos & Vasco da Gama
1908 - Groundbreaking on Philadelphia's Shibe Park (home of A's & Phillies)
1911 - Polo Grounds grandstand & left field bleachers go up in flames
1912 - Royal Flying Corps forms (later RAF)
1914 - 1st Federal League Game: Balt Terrapins beat Buffalo 3-2
1918 - Electrical fire kills 38 mental patients at Oklahoma State Hospital
1919 - Amritsar Massacre-British Army fires on nationalist rioters in India
1919 - British forces kill 100s of Indian Nationalists (Amritsar Massacre)
1920 - 1st woman US Civil Service Commissioner, Helen Hamilton appointed
1923 - Army wins 1st college three-weapon fencing championships
1924 - Greek plebiscite for a republic
1925 - Virginia Theater (ANTA, Guild) opens at 245 W 52nd St NYC
1926 - At 41, Walter Johnson pitches his 7th opening day shutout
1926 - Bicyclists without bicycle-tax-stamp rounded up in Amsterdam
1927 - Stanley Cup: Ottawa Senators beat Boston Bruins, in 2 games & 2 ties
1928 - 1st trans atlantic flight Europe-US (Fitzmaurice-von Hnefeld-K”hl)
1932 - Kozakken Boys soccer team forms in Werkendam forms
1933 - 1st flight over Mount Everest (Lord Clydesdale)
1933 - Stanley Cup: NY Rangers beat Toronto Maple Leafs, 3 games to 1
1934 - 4.7 million US families report receiving welfare payments
1934 - US Congress passes Johnson Debt Default Act
1936 - Metaxas proclaims himself dictator of Greece
1938 - Clifford Goldsmith' "What a Life," premieres in NYC
1939 - W Saroyan's "My Heart's in the Highlands," premieres in NYC
1940 - 2nd battle of Narvik-8 German destroyers, destroyed
1940 - Cornelious Warmerdam became 1st man to pole vault 15 ft
1940 - Stanley Cup: NY Rangers beat Toronto Maple Leafs, 4 games to 2
1941 - Heavy German assault on Tobruk
1941 - Russian-Japan no-attack treaty goes into effect
1943 - Catholic University Nijegen closes
1943 - FDR dedicates Jefferson Memorial
1943 - Nazi's discover mass grave of Polish officers near Katyn
1944 - SC rejects black suffrage
1944 - Stanley Cup: Montreal Canadiens sweep Chicago Blackhawks in 4 games
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2015, 02:44:08 AM »

1944 - Transport nr 71 departs with French Jews to nazi-Germany
1945 - Canadian army liberates Teuge & Assen Neth from Nazis
1945 - Red Army occupy Wien (Vienna)
1945 - US marines conquer Minna Shima off Okinawa
1946 - Belgian premier Acker proclaims wage & price freeze over
1946 - Eddie Klepp, a white pitcher signed by defending Negro League champ Cleveland Buckeyes, is barred from field in Birmingham Alabama
1948 - 75 scientists ambushed on way to Mount Scopus
1949 - 3rd NBA Championship: Minn Lakers beat Wash Capitols, 4 games to 2
1953 - 1st game of Milwaukee Braves, they beat Cin Reds 2-0
1954 - Balt Orioles 1st game, loses to Tigers in Detroit 3-0
1954 - Milwaukee Braves' Hank Aaron's 1st game
1954 - Robert Oppenheimer accused of being a communist
1955 - 20.33" (51.64 cm) of rainfall, Axis, Alabama (state record)
1956 - KETA TV channel 13 in Oklahoma City, OK (PBS) begins broadcasting
1957 - "Shinbone Alley" opens at Broadway Theater NYC for 49 performances
1957 - 11th NBA Championship: Bost Celtics beat St Louis Hawks, 4 games to 3
1957 - 11th Tony Awards: Long Days Journey into the Night & My Fair Lady win
1957 - Due to lack of funds, Saturday mail delivery in US is temp halted
1958 - 12th Tony Awards: Sunrise at Campobello & Music Man win
1959 - USAF launches Discoverer II into polar orbit
1959 - Vanguard SLV-5 launched for Earth orbit (failed)
1959 - Vatican edict forbids Roman Catholics for voting for communists
1960 - France becomes 4th nuclear nation exploding an A-Bomb in Sahara
1960 - Transit 1B, 1st navigational satellite, placed in Earth orbit
1961 - "Carnival!" opens at Imperial Theater NYC for 719 performances
1961 - UN General Assembly condemns South-Africa's apartheid
1962 - Stan Musial scores his 1,869th run, a new NL record
1962 - US steel industry forced to give up price increases
1963 - Pete Rose triples for his 1st major league base hit
1963 - Pirate's Bob Friend balks 4 times in a game
1964 - 36th Academy Awards - "Tom Jones," Sidney Poitier & Patricia Neal win
1964 - Ian D Smith becomes premier of Rhodesia
1964 - New Zealand Colin Bosher shears a record 565 sheep in 1 work day
1965 - Beatles record "Help"
1965 - 1st US Senate black page, Lawrence W Bradford Jr, 16, appointed by NY Sen Jacob Javits
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2015, 02:44:55 AM »

1966 - Pan Am places $525,000,000 order for 25 Boeing 747s
1969 - 33rd Golf Masters Championship: George Archer wins, shooting a 281
1970 - 34th Golf Masters Championship: Billy Casper wins, shooting a 279
1970 - Greek composer Mikis Theordorakis freed
1970 - Apollo 13 announces "Houston, we've got a problem!" as Beech-built oxygen tank explodes en route to Moon
1970 - Oakland uses gold-colored bases during the club's home opener Rules Committee subsequently bans this innovation
1972 - 1st baseball players' strike ends after 13 days
1975 - 39th Golf Masters Championship: Jack Nicklaus wins, shooting a 276
1975 - Chad military coup by General Odingar
1975 - Christian Falange kills 27 Palestinians, begins Lebanese civil war
1975 - Penguins 5-Isles 4-Quarterfinals-Penguins hold 1-0 lead
1976 - $2 bill re-introduced as US currency
1976 - 1st NBA playoff game for Cleve Cavliers, they lose 100-95 to Wash
1976 - Federal Reserve begins issuing $2 bicentennial notes
1978 - Jackson slugs a 3-run HR in the 1st inning, & the field is showered
1978 - NY Yanks defeat White Sox 4-2 in home opener on Reggie Candy Bar Day
1979 - Christian Turks occupy St Jansbasiliek
1979 - Longest doubles ping-pong match ends after 101 hours
1979 - Yusuf Lule becomes premier of Uganda
1980 - "Grease" closes at Broadhurst Theater NYC after 3,388 performances
1980 - "Reggae" closes at Biltmore Theater NYC after 21 performances
1980 - 44th Golf Masters Championship: Seve Ballesteros wins, shooting a 275
1980 - Amy Alcott wins LPGA American Defender/WRAL Golf Classic
1980 - Emmy News & Documentaries Award presentation
1980 - US boycotts Summer Olympics in Moscow
1981 - Pulitzer prize awarded to Beth Henley for "Crimes of the Heart"
1981 - Wash Post Janet Cooke wins Pulitzer Prize (later admits story a hoax)
1982 - Penguins 3-Isles 4 (OT)-Preliminary-Isles win series (3-2)
1983 - Harold Washington elected 1st black mayor of Chicago
1983 - US performs nuclear test at Nevada Test Site
1983 - Undefeated middleweight boxer Tony Ayala gets 35 years on sex assault
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2015, 02:45:32 AM »

1984 - 11th Space Shuttle Mission (41C)-Challenger 5-returns to Earth
1984 - India beat Pak by 58 runs to win 1st Asia Cricket Cup in Sharjah
1984 - Pete Rose becomes 1st NL to get get 4,000 hits in a career
1985 - "TASS" denounced US boycott of Moscow Olympics
1985 - Atlantis ferried to Kennedy Space Center via Ellington AFB, Texas
1985 - Caps 1-Isles 2-Patrick Div Semifinals- Caps hold 2-1 lead
1985 - Katrin D”rre wins 1st female World Cup marathon (2:33:30)
1985 - Ramiz Alia succeeds Enver Hoxha as party leader of Albania
1986 - 50th Golf Masters Championship: Jack Nicklaus wins, shooting a 279
1986 - Boston Celtics end season with a 40-1 home win record
1986 - Patty Sheehan wins LPGA Kyocera Inamori Golf Classic
1986 - Pope John Paul II met Rome's Chief Rabbi Elio Toaff at Rome synagogue
1986 - Spanish Grand Prix decided by 0.014 of a second
1987 - 1st 3 SD Padres hit HRs off SF starter Roger Mason
1987 - Portugal signs agreement to return Macau to China (in 1999)
1988 - Italy govt of De Mita forms
1989 - "Welcome to the Club" opens at Music Box Theater NYC for 12 perfs
1990 - 4th largest NBA crowd (45,458) see Orlando play at Minneapolis
1990 - Final episode of Pat Sajak's late night TV show on CBS
1990 - NY Rangers beat NY Islanders 6-5, Rangers win preliminary, 4-1
1991 - BPAA US Open by Pete Weber
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2015, 02:46:17 AM »

1992 - "2 Trains Running" opens at Walter Kerr Theater NYC for 160 perfs
1992 - 5.5 earthquake hits Netherlands
1992 - American Airlines reduce its 1st-class fares 20%-50%
1992 - Crystal Pepsi begins test marketing in Providence, Denver & Dallas
1992 - Great Chicago Flood - Chicago's underground tunnels flood
1992 - Lou Conaseca retires as coach of St John's basketball team
1992 - Nelson Mandela announces he will seek divorce from Winnie
1992 - Longest 2 undefeated baseball teams to meet (NY Yanks 5-0 vs Toronto Blue Jays 6-0); Yanks score 3 in top of 9th to win 5-2
1993 - "3 Men on a Horse" opens at Lyceum Theater NYC for 40 performances
1993 - 14th Emmy Sports Award presentation
1993 - Tom Stoppard's "Arcadia," premieres in London
1994 - President guard at Kigali Rwanda, chops 1,200 church members to death
1994 - Target date for Israeli complete withdrawal, doesn't occur
1994 - United Arab Emirates' 1st official ODI, losing to India
1995 - Yankees beat the Mets 2-0
1996 - En route to NHL record 62 victories Detroit Red Wings win #61
1996 - Ottawa Senators eliminate Stanley Cup Champs NJ Devils from playoff
1997 - "American Daughter" opens at Cort Theater NYC for 88 performances
1997 - 48th time opposing pitchers hit HRS, Carlos Perez (Mon)/Darren Holmes
1997 - 61st Golf Masters Championship: Tiger Woods at 21 (270 18 under par)
1997 - Hartford Whalers last NHL game
1997 - NHL Pitts Penguin Mario Lemieux's last NHL regular game
1997 - Travis Fryman homers off R Hernandez in both games of double header 1st time since 1961 that 2 doubleheaders are played in the same city Giants vs Mets & Oakland A's vs Yankees in NY
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2015, 02:47:14 AM »

Famous birthdays for this day ..

1519 - Catherine de' M‚dici, Queen of Spain/daughter of Henry II
1519 - De Medicis, queen consort (Henry II of France)
1545 - Elisabeth van Valois, French queen of Spain/daughter of Henri II
1593 - Thomas Wentworth, London, earl of Strafford/Viceroy of Ireland
1626 - Aert Jansz van Nes, Lt-admiral, baptised
1648 - Jeanne-Marie Bouvier de la Mothe-Guyon, French mystic (qui‚tisme)
1713 - Pierre de Jelyotte, composer
1721 - John Hanson, Maryland, 1st US Pres under Articles of Confederation
1729 - Thomas Percy, English literary/bishop of Dromore
1732 - Frederick North, (C) British PM (1770-82)
1733 - Johann Heinrich Zang, composer
1743 - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia, (D-R) 3rd pres (1801-09)
1749 - Frederik Sigismund van Bylandt, Dutch count/vice-admiral
1756 - Louis H J Cond‚, French prince
1762 - Johanna C Wattier-Ziesenis, Dutch actress (Phaedra, Lady Macbeth)
1762 - Karl Friedrich Horn, composer
1771 - Adam FJA van der Duyn, Dutch governor (South Holland)
1771 - Richard Trevithick, Cornwall, inventor (steam locomotive)
1784 - Cornelis Smit, Dutch ship builder
1791 - F‚lix PBOG earl de Merode, Belgian minister of War/Finance
1799 - Heinrich F L Rellstab, German music theorist
1799 - Joseph Rastrelli, composer
1810 - F‚licien C David, French composer (Perle du Br‚sil, D‚sert)
1816 - William Sterndale Bennett, composer
1817 - Alphonse Wauters, Belgian historian/archivist (Brussels)
1822 - Leroy Augustus Stafford, Brig General (Confederate Army), died in 1864
1822 - William Stephen Walker, Brig General (Confederate Army), died in 1899
1828 - Joseph B Lightfoot, English theologist/bishop of Durham
1830 - Eduard Lassen, composer
1832 - James Wimshurst, British designer/inventor (electricstatic generator)
1847 - Cornelis Pijnacker Hordijk, gov-gen (Neth East-Indies)
1849 - Enrique Jos‚ Varona, Cuban sociologist/psychologist
1852 - Frank W Woolworth, 5› & 10› King (Woolworths)
1854 - Richard T Ely, US economist (Hard Times)
1860 - James Ensor, Flemish painter/etcher (De lampenjongen)
1865 - Heinrich Reinhardt, composer
1867 - Sammy Woods, cricket bowler (Aust & Engld Rugby wing-forward)
1868 - John Blackwood McEwen, composer
1872 - A Roda Roda, writer
1873 - Theodore Morse, composer
1881 - Ludwig Binswanger, Swiss psychiatrist (šber Ideenflucht)
1883 - Alexander Alexandrov, composer
1883 - Demjan Bednyi, writer
1885 - Gy”rgy Luk cs, Hungarian philosopher (Zerst”rung der Vernunft)
1885 - Pieter S Gerbrandy, Dutch lawyer/premier in London (1940-45)
1886 - Ethel Leginska, composer
1892 - Arthur Harris, Cheltenham, Marshal of the RAF
1892 - Robert A Watson-Watt, England, physicist (radar)
1894 - Ludvig Irgens Jensen, composer
1895 - Olga Rudge, violinist
1895 - Olof R J„ndel, Swedish poet
1899 - Alexander Alexandrovich Davidenko, composer
1899 - Alfred Moser Butts, game inventor (Scrabble)
1899 - Alfred Schutz, Austrian/US architect/philosopher
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2015, 02:47:55 AM »

1901 - Ren‚-Jean Pleven, French premier (1950-52)
1902 - Duke of Marlborough
1902 - Godfrey Kenton, actor (Well's Theater)
1902 - Philippe de Rothschild, Paris, manager (Bordeaux Vineyard)
1903 - Rex Evans, actor (Frankenstein meets the Wolfman, Zara, Matchmaker)
1904 - Georges Yves Marie Congar, dominican Theologian cardinal
1906 - Budd [Lawrence] Freeman, US jazz saxophonist (Eel)
1906 - Samuel Beckett, French playwright (Waiting for Godot, Nobel 1969)
1907 - Harold Stassen, W St Paul Minn, (Gov-R-Minn) perennial pres candidate
1909 - Eudora Welty, Jackson Ms, novelist (Optimist's Daughter-Pulitzer 1973)
1909 - Jan Veldkamp, Dutch geophysicist/director (KNMI)
1909 - Mervyn Hugh Cowie, willife conservationist
1911 - Nino Sanzogno, composer
1912 - Roy Winsor, Chicago, producer (Search for Tomorrow, Love of Life)
1913 - Bernard Chacksfield, Air Vice-Marshal
1913 - David Donald Albritton, Danville Al, high jumper (Olympic-silver-1936)
1915 - Bert [Albert L F] Peleman, [Dirk Dyckmans], Flemish writer
1915 - R N Coote, Bishop (Colchester)
1915 - Stephan Hermlin, writer
1915 - Stephen Roberts, CEO (British Milk Marketing Board)
1915 - Tom Greenshields, sculptor
1917 - Howard Keel, Ill, actor/singer (7 Brides for 7 Brothers, Kiss Me Kate)
1918 - Audrey Barker, writer
1919 - Madalyn Murray O'Hair, American atheist (opppsed prayer in school)
1920 - Liam Cosgrave, leader (Fine Gael Party)
1921 - Baron Thyssen-Bornemisza, industrialist
1921 - Carlo Prosperi, composer
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2015, 02:49:38 AM »

1904 - Vasili Vereshtshagin, Russian painter (War & Peace), dies
1910 - William Orchardson, British painter, dies
1928 - Luis Iruarrizaga Aguirre, composer, dies at 36
1932 - Johannes T de Visser, 1st Dutch Min of Education, dies at 75 [or 14th]
1936 - Demertzis, Greek premier, dies
1941 - Annie Jump Cannon, US astronomer (Henry Draper catalogues), dies at 77
1942 - Henk Sneevliet, leader of Dutch RSAP/Spartacus, executed at 58
1944 - Cecile Chaminade, composer, dies at 86
1944 - Paul Hazard, French literature historian, dies at 65
1946 - William Henry Bell, composer, dies at 72
1949 - C V France, dies at 80
1952 - [Rosalie] Julia Cuypers, Flemish actress (Adelaarsjong), dies at 79
1959 - Eduard A van Beinum, Dutch musician/conductor, dies at 57
1959 - Rigardus "Rijn" Rijnhout, Giant of Rotterdam (2.375m), dies at 38
1967 - Luis Somoza Debayle, president of Nicaragua (1956-63), dies at 44
1973 - Alexandre A M Stols, publisher/typographer (Schoone Book), dies at 73
1974 - Stanley Smith, actor (Honey, King of Jazz, Soup to Nuts), dies at 71
1975 - Larry Parks, actor (Jazz Singer), dies at 60
1975 - N'garta Tombalbaye, president Chad, dies
1978 - Paul McGrath, actor (Witness, No Time for Love), dies at 74
1984 - Christopher Wilder, FBI's "most wanted man," accidentally kills self
1986 - Stephen Stucker, actor (Trading Places, Airplane), dies
1990 - Luis Trenker, dies at 97
1990 - Ronald Ibbs, dies
1992 - Brian Oulton, dies at 84
1992 - Wallace Stegner, novelist (Pulitzer 1972), dies at 84
1992 - Walter Stuart Surridge, cricketeer (Capt of Surrey), dies at 74
1993 - Barry Karas, dies of leukemia at 49
1993 - Henny Budie, Dutch director/producer (Sterrenslag), dies
1993 - Max Tripels, Dutch attorney/MP, dies at 72
1994 - Donald Benjamin Harden, archaeologist, dies at 92
1994 - Nikolai Afanasyevich Kryuchkov, actor (Telegram), dies at 83
1994 - Nikolai Krjoetsjkov, Russian actor (Ballad of Soldatje), dies at 83
1994 - P J Engels, Dutch MP (KVP), dies at 70
1994 - Robert O van Gennep, Dutch publisher (Guevara, MandŠl), dies at 56
1994 - Rudolf Hrusinsky, Czech actor (Short Cut, Golden Eels), dies at 72
1994 - Taleb Ali al-Suheil, Iran sheik, murdered in Lebanon at 64
1995 - Edward Firth Henderson, arabist, dies at 77
1995 - Lawrence Allan Laurie Scott, script writer, dies at 87
1996 - Denis Sargan, econometrician, dies at 71
1996 - George Mackey Brown, poet, dies at 74
1996 - James "Jimmy the Gent" Burke, criminal, dies at 64
1997 - Ann Craft, researcher/writer, dies at 53
1997 - George Wald, scientist (Nobel Prize, vitamin A in retina), dies at 80
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Re: 4/13/2015
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2015, 02:50:53 AM »

Southern Farmer
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A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm
and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy, about 12, opened the door. "Is yer
pa home?" he asked.

"No sir, he sure ain't," the boy replied. "He went to town."

"Well," said the farmer. "Is yer ma home?"

"No, she ain't here either. She went to town with pa." "Well, then, how about yer brother, Joe, is he here?" "No sir, he
went with pa and ma."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one
foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I kin do fer ya'?" inquired the young boy politely. "I know where
all the tools are, if you want to borry one; Or maybe I could take a message fer
pa."

Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer pa. It's about
your brother Joe getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."

The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to pa about that," he finally
conceded. "I know that pa charges $500 for the bull and $250 for the boar hog, but
I really don't know how much he gets for Joe."
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