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Re: 3/22/2019
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2019, 08:39:05 AM »

Today's Birthdays:

Composer-lyricist Stephen Sondheim is 89.
Evangelist broadcaster Pat Robertson is 89.
Actor William Shatner is 88.
Former Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, is 85.
Actor M. Emmet Walsh is 84.
Actor-singer Jeremy Clyde is 78.
Singer-guitarist George Benson is 76.
Writer James Patterson is 72.
CNN newscaster Wolf Blitzer is 71.
Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber is 71.
Actress Fanny Ardant is 70.
Sportscaster Bob Costas is 67.
Country singer James House is 64.
Actress Lena Olin is 64.
Singer-actress Stephanie Mills is 62.
Actor Matthew Modine is 60.
Country musician Tim Beeler is 51.
Actor-comedian Keegan-Michael Key is 48.
Actor Will Yun Lee is 48.
Olympic silver medal figure skater Elvis Stojko is 47.
Actor Guillermo Diaz is 44.
Actress Anne Dudek is 44.
Actor Cole Hauser is 44.
Actress Kellie Williams is 43.
Actress Reese Witherspoon is 43.
Rock musician John Otto (Limp Bizkit) is 42.
Actress Tiffany Dupont is 38.
Rapper Mims is 38.
Actress Constance Wu is 37.
Actor James Wolk is 34.
Rock musician Lincoln Parish (Cage the Elephant) is 29.
Captain Kirk is 88?
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Re: 3/22/2019
« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2019, 08:39:12 AM »

Good morning, LTG.
Morning, Tony. Any bus trips planned this weekend?
No, I think I've got to lay low. I went out with some former colleagues last evening after work... Holy crap! Surprisingly, no hangover at all this morning. But I've got to stick to bourbon. Those were some of the strongest martinis I've ever had. I only had two, WTF? Maybe some red wine in there too. I'm not sure how I got home.
Lol, well, all that matters is that you did, and hopefully, there were no dead hookers in your wake.
Or police photo's with live ones...
I know I wasn't driving. So at least there's that.

Good morning, NJDave.
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Re: 3/22/2019
« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2019, 08:39:28 AM »

Thought for Today: "Better to be alone than with a bad companion." — Spanish expression.
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Re: 3/22/2019
« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2019, 08:40:37 AM »

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The toilet seat that could save millions of lives: New gadget can detect early signs of heart failure by picking up blood pressure, oxygen levels and heart rate

* The gadget fits over the top of a normal toilet seat and measures heartbeat
* It can also sense blood pressure and levels of oxygen in the blood
* Developers said it could save the lives of potential heart disease victims
* The technology could spot signs of heart trouble before symptoms are noticed

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6835549/The-toilet-seat-save-millions-lives-detecting-heart-failure.html
Dean's penis has similar powers
But thanks, I'm not going to have Dean take my readings....
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Re: 3/22/2019
« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2019, 08:42:30 AM »

Good morning, LTG.
Morning, Tony. Any bus trips planned this weekend?
No, I think I've got to lay low. I went out with some former colleagues last evening after work... Holy crap! Surprisingly, no hangover at all this morning. But I've got to stick to bourbon. Those were some of the strongest martinis I've ever had. I only had two, WTF? Maybe some red wine in there too. I'm not sure how I got home.
Well, either your just out of practice, or somebody slipped you a roofie and took advantage of you.
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Re: 3/22/2019
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2019, 08:49:28 AM »

Today's Birthdays:

Composer-lyricist Stephen Sondheim is 89.
Evangelist broadcaster Pat Robertson is 89.
Actor William Shatner is 88.
Former Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, is 85.
Actor M. Emmet Walsh is 84.
Actor-singer Jeremy Clyde is 78.
Singer-guitarist George Benson is 76.
Writer James Patterson is 72.
CNN newscaster Wolf Blitzer is 71.
Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber is 71.
Actress Fanny Ardant is 70.
Sportscaster Bob Costas is 67.
Country singer James House is 64.
Actress Lena Olin is 64.
Singer-actress Stephanie Mills is 62.
Actor Matthew Modine is 60.
Country musician Tim Beeler is 51.
Actor-comedian Keegan-Michael Key is 48.
Actor Will Yun Lee is 48.
Olympic silver medal figure skater Elvis Stojko is 47.
Actor Guillermo Diaz is 44.
Actress Anne Dudek is 44.
Actor Cole Hauser is 44.
Actress Kellie Williams is 43.
Actress Reese Witherspoon is 43.
Rock musician John Otto (Limp Bizkit) is 42.
Actress Tiffany Dupont is 38.
Rapper Mims is 38.
Actress Constance Wu is 37.
Actor James Wolk is 34.
Rock musician Lincoln Parish (Cage the Elephant) is 29.
Captain Kirk is 88?
He's still pretty spry for 88.
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Re: 3/22/2019
« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2019, 08:50:05 AM »

Today's Birthdays:

Composer-lyricist Stephen Sondheim is 89.
Evangelist broadcaster Pat Robertson is 89.
Actor William Shatner is 88.
Former Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, is 85.
Actor M. Emmet Walsh is 84.
Actor-singer Jeremy Clyde is 78.
Singer-guitarist George Benson is 76.
Writer James Patterson is 72.
CNN newscaster Wolf Blitzer is 71.
Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber is 71.
Actress Fanny Ardant is 70.
Sportscaster Bob Costas is 67.
Country singer James House is 64.
Actress Lena Olin is 64.
Singer-actress Stephanie Mills is 62.
Actor Matthew Modine is 60.
Country musician Tim Beeler is 51.
Actor-comedian Keegan-Michael Key is 48.
Actor Will Yun Lee is 48.
Olympic silver medal figure skater Elvis Stojko is 47.
Actor Guillermo Diaz is 44.
Actress Anne Dudek is 44.
Actor Cole Hauser is 44.
Actress Kellie Williams is 43.
Actress Reese Witherspoon is 43.
Rock musician John Otto (Limp Bizkit) is 42.
Actress Tiffany Dupont is 38.
Rapper Mims is 38.
Actress Constance Wu is 37.
Actor James Wolk is 34.
Rock musician Lincoln Parish (Cage the Elephant) is 29.
Captain Kirk is 88?
He looks pretty damn good for 88. I may have to buy a squirrel to put on my head.
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Re: 3/22/2019
« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2019, 08:51:36 AM »

Thought for Today: "Better to be alone than with a bad companion." — Spanish expression.
What if they are one and the same?
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Re: 3/22/2019
« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2019, 08:52:48 AM »





The toilet seat that could save millions of lives: New gadget can detect early signs of heart failure by picking up blood pressure, oxygen levels and heart rate

* The gadget fits over the top of a normal toilet seat and measures heartbeat
* It can also sense blood pressure and levels of oxygen in the blood
* Developers said it could save the lives of potential heart disease victims
* The technology could spot signs of heart trouble before symptoms are noticed

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6835549/The-toilet-seat-save-millions-lives-detecting-heart-failure.html
Dean's penis has similar powers
Butt thanks, I'm not going to have Dean take my readings....
Fixed it for you.

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Re: 3/22/2019
« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2019, 08:54:22 AM »

Good morning, LTG.
Morning, Tony. Any bus trips planned this weekend?
No, I think I've got to lay low. I went out with some former colleagues last evening after work... Holy crap! Surprisingly, no hangover at all this morning. But I've got to stick to bourbon. Those were some of the strongest martinis I've ever had. I only had two, WTF? Maybe some red wine in there too. I'm not sure how I got home.
Well, either your just out of practice, or somebody slipped you a roofie and took advantage of you.
I can believe the latter. I did quite a bit of drinking on the bus last Saturday. Don't think I'm out of practice.
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Re: 3/22/2019
« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2019, 08:55:38 AM »

Today's Birthdays:

Composer-lyricist Stephen Sondheim is 89.
Evangelist broadcaster Pat Robertson is 89.
Actor William Shatner is 88.
Former Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, is 85.
Actor M. Emmet Walsh is 84.
Actor-singer Jeremy Clyde is 78.
Singer-guitarist George Benson is 76.
Writer James Patterson is 72.
CNN newscaster Wolf Blitzer is 71.
Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber is 71.
Actress Fanny Ardant is 70.
Sportscaster Bob Costas is 67.
Country singer James House is 64.
Actress Lena Olin is 64.
Singer-actress Stephanie Mills is 62.
Actor Matthew Modine is 60.
Country musician Tim Beeler is 51.
Actor-comedian Keegan-Michael Key is 48.
Actor Will Yun Lee is 48.
Olympic silver medal figure skater Elvis Stojko is 47.
Actor Guillermo Diaz is 44.
Actress Anne Dudek is 44.
Actor Cole Hauser is 44.
Actress Kellie Williams is 43.
Actress Reese Witherspoon is 43.
Rock musician John Otto (Limp Bizkit) is 42.
Actress Tiffany Dupont is 38.
Rapper Mims is 38.
Actress Constance Wu is 37.
Actor James Wolk is 34.
Rock musician Lincoln Parish (Cage the Elephant) is 29.
Captain Kirk is 88?
He looks pretty damn good for 88. I may have to buy a squirrel to put on my head.
CNS.  Seems to work for him.
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Re: 3/22/2019
« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2019, 08:58:03 AM »

Today's Birthdays:

Composer-lyricist Stephen Sondheim is 89.
Evangelist broadcaster Pat Robertson is 89.
Actor William Shatner is 88.
Former Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, is 85.
Actor M. Emmet Walsh is 84.
Actor-singer Jeremy Clyde is 78.
Singer-guitarist George Benson is 76.
Writer James Patterson is 72.
CNN newscaster Wolf Blitzer is 71.
Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber is 71.
Actress Fanny Ardant is 70.
Sportscaster Bob Costas is 67.
Country singer James House is 64.
Actress Lena Olin is 64.
Singer-actress Stephanie Mills is 62.
Actor Matthew Modine is 60.
Country musician Tim Beeler is 51.
Actor-comedian Keegan-Michael Key is 48.
Actor Will Yun Lee is 48.
Olympic silver medal figure skater Elvis Stojko is 47.
Actor Guillermo Diaz is 44.
Actress Anne Dudek is 44.
Actor Cole Hauser is 44.
Actress Kellie Williams is 43.
Actress Reese Witherspoon is 43.
Rock musician John Otto (Limp Bizkit) is 42.
Actress Tiffany Dupont is 38.
Rapper Mims is 38.
Actress Constance Wu is 37.
Actor James Wolk is 34.
Rock musician Lincoln Parish (Cage the Elephant) is 29.
Captain Kirk is 88?
He looks pretty damn good for 88. I may have to buy a squirrel to put on my head.
CNS.  Seems to work for him.
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Re: 3/22/2019
« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2019, 10:00:44 AM »

Today's Birthdays:

Composer-lyricist Stephen Sondheim is 89.
Evangelist broadcaster Pat Robertson is 89.
Actor William Shatner is 88.
Former Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, is 85.
Actor M. Emmet Walsh is 84.
Actor-singer Jeremy Clyde is 78.
Singer-guitarist George Benson is 76.
Writer James Patterson is 72.
CNN newscaster Wolf Blitzer is 71.
Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber is 71.
Actress Fanny Ardant is 70.
Sportscaster Bob Costas is 67.
Country singer James House is 64.
Actress Lena Olin is 64.
Singer-actress Stephanie Mills is 62.
Actor Matthew Modine is 60.
Country musician Tim Beeler is 51.
Actor-comedian Keegan-Michael Key is 48.
Actor Will Yun Lee is 48.
Olympic silver medal figure skater Elvis Stojko is 47.
Actor Guillermo Diaz is 44.
Actress Anne Dudek is 44.
Actor Cole Hauser is 44.
Actress Kellie Williams is 43.
Actress Reese Witherspoon is 43.
Rock musician John Otto (Limp Bizkit) is 42.
Actress Tiffany Dupont is 38.
Rapper Mims is 38.
Actress Constance Wu is 37.
Actor James Wolk is 34.
Rock musician Lincoln Parish (Cage the Elephant) is 29.
Interesting Andrew Lloyd Webber fact you may not know, he's 2nd only to Paul McCartney as the wealthiest musician in the world at a net worth of $1.04 Billion
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Re: 3/22/2019
« Reply #43 on: March 22, 2019, 10:11:14 AM »

Today's Birthdays:

Composer-lyricist Stephen Sondheim is 89.
Evangelist broadcaster Pat Robertson is 89.
Actor William Shatner is 88.
Former Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, is 85.
Actor M. Emmet Walsh is 84.
Actor-singer Jeremy Clyde is 78.
Singer-guitarist George Benson is 76.
Writer James Patterson is 72.
CNN newscaster Wolf Blitzer is 71.
Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber is 71.
Actress Fanny Ardant is 70.
Sportscaster Bob Costas is 67.
Country singer James House is 64.
Actress Lena Olin is 64.
Singer-actress Stephanie Mills is 62.
Actor Matthew Modine is 60.
Country musician Tim Beeler is 51.
Actor-comedian Keegan-Michael Key is 48.
Actor Will Yun Lee is 48.
Olympic silver medal figure skater Elvis Stojko is 47.
Actor Guillermo Diaz is 44.
Actress Anne Dudek is 44.
Actor Cole Hauser is 44.
Actress Kellie Williams is 43.
Actress Reese Witherspoon is 43.
Rock musician John Otto (Limp Bizkit) is 42.
Actress Tiffany Dupont is 38.
Rapper Mims is 38.
Actress Constance Wu is 37.
Actor James Wolk is 34.
Rock musician Lincoln Parish (Cage the Elephant) is 29.
Interesting Andrew Lloyd Webber fact you may not know, he's 2nd only to Paul McCartney as the wealthiest musician in the world at a net worth of $1.04 Billion
Seems about right, since Phantom has been running for 31+ years. Not to mention Cats, School of Rock, etc.
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Re: 3/22/2019
« Reply #44 on: March 22, 2019, 10:40:28 AM »

Today's Birthdays:

Composer-lyricist Stephen Sondheim is 89.
Evangelist broadcaster Pat Robertson is 89.
Actor William Shatner is 88.
Former Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, is 85.
Actor M. Emmet Walsh is 84.
Actor-singer Jeremy Clyde is 78.
Singer-guitarist George Benson is 76.
Writer James Patterson is 72.
CNN newscaster Wolf Blitzer is 71.
Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber is 71.
Actress Fanny Ardant is 70.
Sportscaster Bob Costas is 67.
Country singer James House is 64.
Actress Lena Olin is 64.
Singer-actress Stephanie Mills is 62.
Actor Matthew Modine is 60.
Country musician Tim Beeler is 51.
Actor-comedian Keegan-Michael Key is 48.
Actor Will Yun Lee is 48.
Olympic silver medal figure skater Elvis Stojko is 47.
Actor Guillermo Diaz is 44.
Actress Anne Dudek is 44.
Actor Cole Hauser is 44.
Actress Kellie Williams is 43.
Actress Reese Witherspoon is 43.
Rock musician John Otto (Limp Bizkit) is 42.
Actress Tiffany Dupont is 38.
Rapper Mims is 38.
Actress Constance Wu is 37.
Actor James Wolk is 34.
Rock musician Lincoln Parish (Cage the Elephant) is 29.
Interesting Andrew Lloyd Webber fact you may not know, he's 2nd only to Paul McCartney as the wealthiest musician in the world at a net worth of $1.04 Billion
Seems about right, since Phantom has been running for 31+ years. Not to mention Cats, School of Rock, etc.
And that's just the NYC version. Not to mention the touring version, and all the others around this flat Earth of ours.
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