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Re: 6/6/2014
« Reply #435 on: June 06, 2014, 05:11:13 PM »

don't leave me alone.

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Re: 6/6/2014
« Reply #436 on: June 06, 2014, 05:11:26 PM »

Got some little Cubans on the way to my house. Think I'll hold off till they get here and have one.
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Re: 6/6/2014
« Reply #437 on: June 06, 2014, 05:15:41 PM »

Time to hit the road for work, enjoy your day guys.
200 finally!
Congrats, now go LSU!
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Re: 6/6/2014
« Reply #438 on: June 06, 2014, 05:17:44 PM »

• You can GET cigars.
• You can safely have cigars while you are driving.
• You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.
• You can have cigars even in front of your mother.
• Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.
• The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.
• You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
• You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped.
• You don't get hairs in your mouth with cigars.
• With cigars there's no need to fake it.
• Cigars don't make you pregnant.
• You can have cigars at any time of the month.
• Good cigars are easy to find.
• You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.
• When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake
• With cigars size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!
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Re: 6/6/2014
« Reply #439 on: June 06, 2014, 05:18:09 PM »

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Re: 6/6/2014
« Reply #440 on: June 06, 2014, 05:19:12 PM »

America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission with one astronaut from each country.
Since it's going to be two years up there, each may take any form of entertainment weighing 150 pound or less.
The American approaches the NASA board and asks to take his 125 lb wife. They approve.
The Japanese astronaut says, "I've always wanted to learn Greek. I want 150 lbs of books to learn Greek with." The NASA board approves.
The Russian astronaut thinks for a second and says, "It's gonna be two years up there. I want 150 pounds of the best Cuban cigars ever made." Again, NASA Okays it.
Two years later, the shuttle lands and everyone is gathered outside the shuttle to see what each astronaut got out of his personal entertainment.
Well, it's obvious what the American's been up to, He and his wife are each holding an infant. The crowd cheers.
The Japanese astronaut steps out and makes a 10 minute speech in absolutely perfect Greek. The crowd doesn't understand a word of it, but they're impressed and they cheer.
The Russian astronaut stomps out, clenches the podium until his knuckles turn white, glares at the first row waving a chewed up cigar at them and says:
"Anybody got a match?"
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Re: 6/6/2014
« Reply #441 on: June 06, 2014, 05:19:48 PM »

• You can GET cigars.
• You can safely have cigars while you are driving.
• You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.
• You can have cigars even in front of your mother.
• Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.
• The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.
• You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
• You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped.
• You don't get hairs in your mouth with cigars.
• With cigars there's no need to fake it.
• Cigars don't make you pregnant.
• You can have cigars at any time of the month.
• Good cigars are easy to find.
• You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.
• When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake
• With cigars size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!
As that your inflatable in your avi, Dean?  Pretty life like ...
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Re: 6/6/2014
« Reply #442 on: June 06, 2014, 05:20:34 PM »

The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife,
"You aren't that good in bed either!"
By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends, confident he could he lit a robusto lent back in his chair and phoned home.
After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answered the phone.
"What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?" "I was in bed."
"What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?"
"Getting a second opinion."'
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Re: 6/6/2014
« Reply #443 on: June 06, 2014, 05:21:52 PM »

last one:

It's Better to be a man
• Why it's great to be a man:
• Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
• Your orgasms are real. Always.
• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can be president.
• You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
• Foreplay is optional.
• You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
• Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
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SLY

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America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission with one astronaut from each country.
Since it's going to be two years up there, each may take any form of entertainment weighing 150 pound or less.
The American approaches the NASA board and asks to take his 125 lb wife. They approve.
The Japanese astronaut says, "I've always wanted to learn Greek. I want 150 lbs of books to learn Greek with." The NASA board approves.
The Russian astronaut thinks for a second and says, "It's gonna be two years up there. I want 150 pounds of the best Cuban cigars ever made." Again, NASA Okays it.
Two years later, the shuttle lands and everyone is gathered outside the shuttle to see what each astronaut got out of his personal entertainment.
Well, it's obvious what the American's been up to, He and his wife are each holding an infant. The crowd cheers.
The Japanese astronaut steps out and makes a 10 minute speech in absolutely perfect Greek. The crowd doesn't understand a word of it, but they're impressed and they cheer.
The Russian astronaut stomps out, clenches the podium until his knuckles turn white, glares at the first row waving a chewed up cigar at them and says:
"Anybody got a match?"
Good one, Dean.
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Re: 6/6/2014
« Reply #445 on: June 06, 2014, 05:24:04 PM »

Time to hit the road for work, enjoy your day guys.
200 finally!
Congrats, now go LSU!
Thanks Sly
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Re: 6/6/2014
« Reply #446 on: June 06, 2014, 05:24:35 PM »

Time to hit the road for work, enjoy your day guys.
200 finally!
Congrats, now go LSU!
Thanks Sly
The new avi possibilities is great.
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dwgbryant

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Re: 6/6/2014
« Reply #447 on: June 06, 2014, 05:25:08 PM »

• You can GET cigars.
• You can safely have cigars while you are driving.
• You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.
• You can have cigars even in front of your mother.
• Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.
• The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.
• You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
• You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped.
• You don't get hairs in your mouth with cigars.
• With cigars there's no need to fake it.
• Cigars don't make you pregnant.
• You can have cigars at any time of the month.
• Good cigars are easy to find.
• You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.
• When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake
• With cigars size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!
As that your inflatable in your avi, Dean?  Pretty life like ...

yep, they do wonders with plastic nowadays.
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SLY

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Re: 6/6/2014
« Reply #448 on: June 06, 2014, 05:26:12 PM »

last one:

It's Better to be a man
• Why it's great to be a man:
• Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
• Your orgasms are real. Always.
• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can be president.
• You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
• Foreplay is optional.
• You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
• Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
Billary is going to try to prove you wrong, Dean.  I hope the whole truth about her comes out.
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Re: 6/6/2014
« Reply #449 on: June 06, 2014, 05:27:44 PM »

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