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[DesertRat]

And with that rant I am no longer a noob! Time for a steak and a brew. Later Gents!

Enjoy!

[South Carolina Redfish]

LGC Churchill lit for D-Day.

Good on you, sir.  Now if we could just get Joe to open that whiskey.  Work sucks, and I'm stuck here for three more hours.

Sam Adams open here on the patio will have the next one for you.

[dwgbryant]

most of the wood split, did some touch up mowing around camp, got the starter on golf cart freed up, and charger on the battery. cigar time!

[dwgbryant]

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

[dwgbryant]

Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common?
A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and one is going!

[razgueado]

LGC Churchill lit for D-Day.

Good on you, sir.  Now if we could just get Joe to open that whiskey.  Work sucks, and I'm stuck here for three more hours.

Sam Adams open here on the patio will have the next one for you.

That would beat hell out of sitting in this cubicle with a screaming headache trying to figure out shitty code that I didn't write.

[dwgbryant]

Sex is like math.
Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don’t Multiply!

[dwgbryant]

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"

[dwgbryant]

Have you noticed that more and more women are having their navel’s pierced?
That's because its a handy place to hang the air freshener.

[dwgbryant]

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

[dwgbryant]

A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation.
"Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man.
"No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.

[dwgbryant]

A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class.
The subject of the day is involuntary muscles.
The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does during an orgasm.
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids..."

[dwgbryant]

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, this economy sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my fucking ass!"
Too late, he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.
"That’s okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem. If I don’t sell more ass this month, I’m going to lose my fucking car!"

[dwgbryant]

don't leave me alone.

[Oyam18]

don't leave me alone.

/// other than the ink, that gal on your Avi is perfect.